30 funny quotes about life that’ll make you smile

Hello dear reader, are you looking for some funny quotes about life?

Life doesn’t come with a guarantee.

It is what it is and we get out of it about as much as we are prepared to put in. Certainly, that is my experience.

Some people are lucky and others less so. And we can’t be certain of anything, other than death and taxes (and the occasional Wi-Fi dropout).

It’s a funny old world when you think about it and the experience of human existence can be a little bizarre at times too.

So today I offer you 30 funny quotes about life to emphasize the point and hopefully make you smile too.

Yes, life’s hard and for many people, it’s extremely tough.

Life can be cruel for many people but for the lucky ones it can be a joy. So if you’re one of the lucky ones then embrace life and all the challenges it puts in your path. Through those challenges, you will grow.

However, don’t take yourself too seriously because no one else does.

Just learn to smile and appreciate whatever is good in your life.

Chase success by all means but don’t expect any certainties. Just enjoy whatever comes your way.

Finally, remember this; you will make mistakes. So what? Everyone else does too.

Just learn from any mistakes you make and move on.

Nothing matters much when you think about it.

However, laughing at yourself and life is probably the most important coping tool you’ll have at your disposal. So start by laughing at these funny quotes about life.

Sadly I cannot be sure of their origins, so for the moment they remain classified as Authors Unknown.

However, if you can enlighten me as to their origins then please do. I am very keen to acknowledge the work of others whenever possible.

Funny quotes about life (1-10):

1. Smile while you still have teeth.
2. Only the mediocre are always at their best.
3. If only common sense were more common.
4. What do I do for a living? I breathe in and out.
5. Don’t give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
6. I really should do something with my life; maybe tomorrow.
7. Life’s like a game of chess. If only I knew how to play chess.
8. I’m not clumsy, I’m just on a mission to rearrange the world.
9. I didn’t fall; I’m just spending some quality time with the floor.
10. Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

Funny quotes about life (11-20):

11. I’m old enough to know better but young enough to do it anyway.
12. Life’s short. Eat cake and chocolate whilst you’ve still got the chance.
13. Life doesn’t have any hands, but it can sure give you a slap sometimes.
14. If I had to live my life again, I’d make the same mistakes, only sooner.
15. Life’s like a Wi-Fi signal. You never know when it’s going to drop out on you.
16. Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
17. Sorry, I didn’t pick up my phone, I got carried away dancing to the ringtone.
18. Long walks are great, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me.
19. We all have baggage; find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.
20. I love to be around some people; I love to stay away from others, and some people I’d just love to punch right in the face.

Funny quotes about life (21-30):

21. Life’s not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.
22. Life’s a puzzle. You have all the pieces, but you don’t know how to fit them all together.
23. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest, I would miss you so much.
24. Sunglasses allow you to stare at people without getting caught. It’s like Facebook in real life.
25. When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed.
26. Life is like a deck of cards. You can play your hand well or blame the dealer for your bad luck.
27. If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone whose life has given them vodka and have a party.
28. Life’s like a game of hide and seek. Except sometimes, nobody’s looking for you and you’re hiding in the wrong spot.
29. The alphabet begins with ABC; numbers begin with 123; music begins with do-re-mi, and friendship begins with you and me.
30. Taking a shower is awesome; it makes you feel nice and clean; makes you sound like a great singer, and helps you make all of life’s decisions.

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