21 amusing one-liners guaranteed to make you smile

Do you enjoy a good one-liner dear reader? You do? Then there are 21 amusing one-liners here that are guaranteed to make you smile.

They all made me smile, and I’m confident that so at least a few of them will appeal to you too.

So, grab a cup of coffee and take a few minutes to appreciate the art of the one-liner.

Then see if you can work any of these lines into your day.

And please, please, please! Share them with your friends.

Amusing one-liners:

1. Velcro is such a rip-off.
2. Those who laugh last think slowest.
3. With money only too much is enough.
4. Your job is secure if no one else wants it.
5. Dropped toast always lands jam-side down.
6. Why is it that everyone my age is older than me?
7. Sarcasm is the body’s natural shield against stupidity.
8. He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
9. Make love, not war. If you want to do both, get married.
10. There’s no such thing as arriving fashionably late in Crocs.
11. I used to have a bandwagon but people kept jumping on it.
12. Two French cheese trucks collided. De brie was everywhere.
13. Relationships are like algebra. You look at your X and ask Y.
14. You’re emotionally constipated if you haven’t given a shit for days.
15. I’ve thought of buying a burial plot but it’s really the last thing I need.
16. If the grass is greener on the other side then the water bill will be higher too.
17. Whoever said nothing’s impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door.
18. Playing bridge is like sex. If you haven’t got a good partner you’ll need a good hand.
19. Before you question forward planning remember, it wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.
20. I entered everything I’d eaten into my fitness app and immediately it sent an ambulance to my house.
21. Eat sensibly, exercise and don’t drink alcohol if you want to live long enough to spend your last few years in a care home.

Enjoyed these one-liners?

So dear reader, was this post amusing and worth a few minutes of your time?

If it made you smile then please share it with your friends on social media.

When you share, everyone wins. It’s always a good idea to pass on the smiles.

Put a smile on someone else’s face and you’ve done your good deed for the day. So go on, please share them now.

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Thank you.

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