15 funny work quotes that will certainly resonate with you

Today I thought it would be amusing to explore some funny work quotes.

Personally, I love my work. I love having a sense of purpose and something to get me out of bed each day.

However, not everyone feels the way I do and anyway, it’s never a good idea to take anything too seriously.

Occasionally we must laugh at the nature of human existence. And a good place to start laughing is with the subject of work.

Love it or hate it, it dominates all our lives nevertheless. So today I’ve pulled together 15 funny work quotes to make you smile.

Once again these quotes come from many sources but one, in particular, I must acknowledge and that’s Cool Funny Quotes where you’ll find some of these and many more besides. So check it out.

Funny work quotes:

Hard work never killed anybody but why take a chance? ~Edgar Bergen
I don’t work on weekends or any other day that ends with “Y”. ~Author Unknown

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. ~Author Unknown
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. ~Groucho Marx
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers. ~The Simpsons

If A is success in life, then A is equal to X plus Y plus Z. Where X is work; Y is play, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. ~Albert Einstein (well, maybe!)
As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Payday, lunchtime, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement. ~Tom Goins
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter. ~John Gotti

If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential that word would be ‘meetings.’ ~Dave Barry
He’s so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor. ~Paddy O’Dea
Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so close to Monday? ~Author Unknown

Got to work this morning and my boss told me ‘have a good day’, so I went home and had a great day! ~Author Unknown
Work is just something I’m doing until I win the lottery. ~Author Unknown
Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels. ~Author Unknown

I once had a job in an orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn’t concentrate. ~Author Unknown

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