25 funny short jokes to brighten your day

Life can be tough for everyone, don’t you think?

It can be stressful at times too.

When life is getting you down, laughter is always the best medicine. In fact, laughter is always great medicine, regardless of how you’re feeling.

However, the problem can be finding the time to go in search of a laugh or two.

Well, don’t worry, dear reader, because I’ve done the work for you.

I’ve been digging around looking for funny short jokes that might just help readers relax a little.

So today I offer you 25 great funny short jokes that are guaranteed to brighten your day.

Well, perhaps not all of them. However, I’m confident that most of them will brighten your day.

They’re all quick to read, and if at least some of them don’t make you smile, then nothing will.

So take a few minutes for yourself and enjoy these funny short jokes right now.

Funny short jokes:

If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive

They’d find me attractive by now

Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin’ Catholic

Two peanuts were walking down a dark alley

One was assaulted

What do you call a fat psychic?
A four chin teller

My girlfriend accused me of cheating
I told her she was starting to sound like my wife

A man asked me for a donation towards the local swimming pool

So I gave him a glass of water

I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage
I lost my case

What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker?
Hop in

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

If you give an alligator a GPS
Does that make it a navigator?

How do trees get online?
They just log in

What do you call a singing laptop?

A Dell

Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide?
Because it’s always spotted

I don’t know what Armageddon means
So what? It’s not the end of the world

I’ve been told I’m condescending

(That means talking down to people)

What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind?
A Maybe

Why go to the paint store when you’re on a diet?
You can get thinner there

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive west

Why shouldn’t you fall in love with a pastry chef?
He’ll dessert you

What do cats like to eat for breakfast?
Mice Krispies

What do you call the cat that was caught by the police?

The purrpatrator

I went bobsleighing the other day
And I managed to kill 250 bobs

People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones
But people in Abu Dhabi do!

You may think it’s romantic to carve our names on this tree

But I have to ask, why did you bring a knife on our first date?

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