35 stupid jokes that are funny

06/07/2023 by Roy Sutton

If you’re looking for stupid jokes that are funny, dear reader, then take a look at the 35 I’ve collected for you today.

Yes, they are corny. Yes, they are stupid. However, I’m confident that at least a few of them will raise a smile.

So, grab a coffee, relax, and take a few moments to enjoy them all.

And please, feel free to pass them on.

Stupid jokes that are funny (1-10):

I, for one, like Roman numerals.
How do you start a pudding race? Say go!
I used to hate facial hair, but it grew on me.
What is hairy and coughs? A coconut with a cold.
What is the most unreliable diner? A fickle onion.
Why did the pickle miss work? Because it was dill.
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
What food can you eat in a taxi? Corn on the cab.
What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto!
What did the plate say to the diner? Lunch is on me.

Stupid jokes that are funny (11-20):

I used to play the piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!
Why can’t a leopard hide? Because he’s always spotted!
Why don’t eggs tell each other jokes? They might crack up!
I have a fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it.
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it felt crummy!
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side!

Stupid jokes that are funny (21-30):

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop, but it was sole destroying.
Why did the sandwich go to the dentist? Because it needed a filling.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
Why was the belt arrested? Because it was holding up a pair of pants!
Why don’t Melons run away to get married? Because they cantaloupe.
Why did the lazy grape stomper get fired? For sitting down on the job.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the casino? Because he was on a roll.
What is yellow, brown, and hairy? Cheese on toast dropped on the carpet.

Stupid jokes that are funny (31-35):

I was going to tell a time-travelling joke, but you didn’t think it was funny.
I used to be a watchmaker. It was a great job, and I made my own hours.
Why are hamburgers better than hot dogs? Because hot dogs are the wurst.
Why did the guy put his money in a blender? Because he needed to liquidate his assets!
I told my son to stop playing Russian roulette, but you know how it is with kids. In one ear, out the other.

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