21 sarcasm quotes that are the sharpest form of wit

They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, but I’m not so sure.

I admire a clever put-down or a few sharp words intended to put someone squarely in their place.

In today’s post, I offer you 21 sarcasm quotes that are sharp and funny, and they made me smile. So I hope they provide you with some ammunition next time you need it.

Unfortunately, despite my research, I haven’t been able to identify the originators of these clever lines, so their authors remain unknown. Should you be able to point me in the direction of the original authors, then I would be happy to add appropriate credits and links. So please, do let me know.

These are some of the sharpest sarcasm quotes I’ve seen recently, so enjoy them all and make a mental note of the best ones for future use:-

The sharpest form of wit:

Me? Sarcastic? Never!
Zombies eat brains. You’re safe.
Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you’ll find a brain back there.
If I wanted to kill myself I would climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
Stupidity is not a crime. So you’re free to go
Yes I walked away mid-conversation. You were boring me to death and my survival instincts kicked in.
Your flexibility amazes me. How do you get your foot in your mouth and you head up your ass at the same time?
You never learn anything by doing it right.
If you don’t want a sarcastic answer, don’t ask a stupid question.
I’m returning your nose dear! I found it in my business.
I’m not sarcastic. I’m just intelligent beyond your understanding.
From the moment I saw you I knew I was going to spend the rest of my life avoiding you.
If only closed minds came with closed mouths.
I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you.
Am I free tomorrow? No, I’m expensive.
The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defence against stupidity.
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.
I disagree but I respect your right to be stupid.
I stopped listening, so why don’t you stop talking?
Patience: What you have when there are far too many witnesses.

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