30 knock knock jokes that are corny but fun

Do you enjoy ‘knock knock jokes’, dear reader?

Yes, they’re corny I know. However, they’re fun too. Clever wordplay is always fun and certainly, I find it amusing.

So, here are 30 knock knock jokes which I hope you will enjoy.

Grab a coffee, take an unofficial break, relax, and enjoy the smiles.

And when you’ve read them all, feel free to pass them on to your friends.

Knock Knock Jokes (1-10):

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Wendy
Wendy who?
Wendy wind blows, the cradle will rock!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeybee
Honeybee who?
Honeybee a dear and get the door, please!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Alpaca
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Mikey
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole; can you open the door, please?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you and I always will!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Cow says
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says moooo!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts!

Knock Knock Jokes (11-20):

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Icy
Icy who?
Icy you but you can’t see me!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Kenya
Kenya who?
Kenya guess who I am?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Arthur
Arthur who?
Arthur any more jokes left?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ivor
Ivor who?
Ivor question to ask you.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Nicholas
Nicholas who?
Nicholas women shouldn’t climb trees.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Luke
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you’ll see!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like a big hug?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Noah
Noah who?
Noah good place we can get something to eat?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Atch
Atch who?
Bless you!

Knock Knock Jokes (21-30):

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Harry
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Arthur
Arthur who?
Arthur any more cookies left?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Nana
Nana who?
Nana your business!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin the neighbourhood, and heard you needed a laugh!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Europe
Europe who?
No, you’re a poo!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and we’ll tell you!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Who
Who who?
Is there an owl in here?

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Fuk
Fuk who?
No, Fuk Yu!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes a nice place you got here!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Alex
Alex who?
Alex the questions around here!

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