30 Guess What jokes to raise a smile or two

I know how much readers enjoy a good laugh, and that’s why I’ve curated a collection of delightfully clever Guess What jokes just for you today.

These aren’t just your everyday, run-of-the-mill jokes. They’re mostly just a clever play on words. That’s what I enjoy, and I hope that you enjoy this form of humour too, dear reader.

So, grab a coffee, take an unofficial break, relax and enjoy the humour I have on offer for you today.

And please, feel free to pass on these jokes.

Guess what jokes (1-10):

Guess what? They told me I’d never be good at poetry because I’m dyslexic. But so far, I’ve made three jugs and a vase.
Guess what? I got my friend a fridge for his birthday. I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it.
Guess what? My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. So, we went and had a few drinks. Nice guy. He’s a web designer.
Guess what? My friend asked me to help him round up his 37 sheep. I said ‘40‘.
Guess what? I’ve just written a pop song about tortillas. Well, it’s more of a wrap really.
Guess what? I started a band called 999 Megabytes. We’ve got no gigs yet.
Guess what? My wife asked me if I could clear the kitchen table. I had to take a running start, but I made it.
Guess what? I had a joke about a boomerang, but I’ve forgotten it. It’ll come back to me.
Guess what? My friend’s bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
Guess what? I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.

Guess what jokes (11-20):

Guess what? I can’t stand being in a wheelchair.
Guess what? I had an addiction to soap, but I’m clean now.
Guess what? I asked a Frenchman if he played video games. He said, ‘Wii.’
Guess what? I once did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.
Guess what? I was going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
Guess what? I was going to tell you a joke about infinity, but it doesn’t have an end.
Guess what? I wrote a book on penguins. In hindsight, paper would have been better.
Guess what? I used to be an astronaut, but I couldn’t stand the pressure.
Guess what? At the library, I asked for a book on levitation. They said it was currently floating around somewhere.
Guess what? A friend asked me if I had any sodium hypobromite. I said NaBrO.

Guess what jokes (21-30):

Guess what? I used to be a lifeguard until some blue kid got me fired.
Guess what? I wanted to learn to juggle, but I just don’t have the balls.
Guess what? I’ve just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. Tell you what, never again.
Guess what? I’ve just told a chemistry joke, but I didn’t get a reaction.
Guess what? I know a lot of jokes about retired people but none of them work!
Guess what? I told my wife I saw a deer on the way home. She said, “How do you know he was on his way home?”
Guess what? My boss told me to have a good day. So, I went home.
Guess what? I had a dream I was a muffler last night. I woke up exhausted!
Guess what? I’ve just opened a new restaurant called Karma. There’s no menu, you get what you deserve.
Guess what? I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, you’re brilliant.”

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