30 hilarious corny jokes guaranteed to make you smile

Once again I’ve been curating hilarious corny jokes to keep you amused, dear reader. So here’s another batch that I think might just raise a smile or two.

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So please advise accordingly but not before you’ve enjoyed these 30 hilarious corny jokes.

Hilarious corny jokes (1-10):

What do you call an arrogant criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.

I used to be a narcissist.
But just look at me now.

What did the ocean say to the island?
Nothing, it just waved.

A man showed up for a duel armed only with a pencil and paper.
He then proceeded to draw his weapon.

What happens to illegally parked frogs?
They get toad.

Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me.
It means a lot.

What was a more important invention than the first telephone?
The second one.

Did you hear the one about the two radio antennas that got married?
The church service was just fine but the reception was awesome.

Why was the scarecrow given a promotion?
Because he was outstanding in his field.

What did the police officer say to his chest?
You’re under a vest.

Hilarious corny jokes (11-20):

Where does seaweed look for a job?
In the kelp-wanted ads.

Why did the soldiers smell of salt and pepper?
They were all seasoned troopers.

What is a vampire’s favourite type of boat?
A blood vessel.

What do you call a nervous celery stalk?
An edgy veggie.

What do you call baby foot soldiers?
Infantry.

What do you call a goat that lives on a mountain?
A hillbilly.

What do you call four Bullfighters in quicksand?
Cuatro Sinko.

What’s taken before you can get it?
Your photograph.

How many apples grow on a tree?
All of them.

What can you put in a large wooden box to make it lighter?
Holes.

Hilarious corny jokes (21-30):

What is served in glasses and is hard to swallow?
A stiff drink.

Why did the farmer plough his field with a steamroller?
He was growing mashed potatoes.

Why did the baker stop making donuts?
He was sick of the hole business.

Where do hamburgers box?
In an onion ring.

What is the most unreliable vegetable?
A fickle onion.

What do you call an imaginary colour?
A pigment of your imagination.

What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One’s a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.

When does a joke become a Dad joke?
When it becomes fully groan.

My friend is a structural engineer.
He’s always complaining about stress at work.

Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician?
He worked his problem out with a pencil. It was a Number 2 pencil.

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