25 quotes from Friends guaranteed to amuse you

Today I am exploring quotes from Friends. Remember those days when we got to enjoy the witty banter in Central Perk, and we all wished we could be part of their gang?

It was definitely one of my favourite shows and I’ve watched every episode of every season.

So, I offer you 25 quotes from Friends that I hope you will enjoy.

And, if you do, feel free to share them with your friends.

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  1. “I’m not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”
    Chandler Bing
  2. “It’s a moo point. It’s like a cow’s opinion. It doesn’t matter. It’s moo.”
    Joey Tribbiani
  3. “Could I be wearing any more clothes?”
    Joey (doing Chandler)
  4. “I say more dumb things before 9 a.m. than most people say all day.”
    Chandler Bing
  5. “I’m sorry I was so hard on you before… and I’m sorry I called you ‘a big dull dud’.”
    Phoebe Buffay
  6. “You can’t just give up! Is that what a dinosaur would do?”
    Joey Tribbiani (to Ross)
  7. “Oh, I wish I could, but I don’t want to.”
    Phoebe Buffay
  8. “You have to stop the Q-tip when there’s resistance!”
    Chandler Bing
  9. “You hung up on the pizza place? I don’t hang up on your friends!”
    Joey Tribbiani
  10. “They don’t know that we know they know we know!”
    Phoebe Buffay
  11. “I got off the plane.”
    Rachel Green (a sweet zinger)
  12. “Ross, just because you have a PhD doesn’t mean you’re not an idiot.”
    Phoebe Buffay
  13. I’m hopeless and awkward and desperate for love!
    Chandler Bing
  14. “You throw your sandwich away… that is a perfectly good sandwich!”
    Joey Tribbiani
  15. “I don’t even have a ‘pla’.”
    Phoebe Buffay (when talking about plans)
  16. “I don’t share food!”
    Joey Tribbiani
  17. “You are over me? When were you… under me?”
    Ross Geller
  18. “You fell asleep? You fell asleep?! That’s worse than forgetting!”
    Rachel Green
  19. “That’s not even a word!”
    Ross Geller (correcting Joey’s use of “supposably”)
  20. “It’s always better to lie than to have the complicated discussion.”
    Chandler Bing
  21. “I’m Chandler. I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.”
    Rachel mocking Chandler
  22. “Your money’s mine, Green!”
    Monica Geller (during poker night)
  23. “It tastes like feet!”
    Ross Geller (about Rachel’s trifle)
  24. “The fridge broke, so I had to eat everything.”
    Joey Tribbiani
  25. “I’m a gym member. I try to go four times a week, but I’ve missed the last … twelve hundred times.”
    Chandler Bing

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