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Here are 30 one-line jokes that are corny enough to make you smile. They’re all full groan but I’m confident you’ll like them. Well, just a little, at least.

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One-line Jokes (1-10):

If an octopus wins the war, does that mean it was well-armed?
If a cow doesn’t produce milk, does that mean it’s an udder failure?
If a book about failures doesn’t sell, does that mean it’s a success?
If you steal a calendar, does that mean you get twelve months?
If a turtle loses its shell, does that mean it’s homeless or just naked?
If a ghost gets lost in the fog, does that mean it’s mist?
If you eat a meal in space, does that mean your food is out of this world?
If a snowman gets angry, does that mean he has a meltdown?
If you eat clownfish, does that mean you find things funnier?
If a mime artist is arrested, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

One-line Jokes (11-20):

If you try to fail and succeed, does that mean you’ve done both or neither?
If a clock is still hungry, does that mean it goes back four seconds?
If a cemetery raises its prices, does that get reflected in the cost of living?
If you’re addicted to brake fluid, does that mean you can stop at any time?
If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does that mean the rest follow?
If you buy a bigger bed, do you have more bedroom or less?
If an electric car runs out of power, does that mean it’s exhausted?
If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still listen to his iPhone?
If a psychic knows the future, does that mean they can always pick the winner in the Grand National?
If a cloud has a silver lining, does that mean it pays taxes?

One-line Jokes (21-30):

If a pair of binoculars wins the lottery, do they see double the money?
If a mime artist wins an award, does he get a standing ovation?
If a book about paranoia falls off a shelf, does that mean someone’s watching?
If a conspiracy theorist wins the state lottery, does that prove the government is fixing things?
If a chameleon walks into a bar, does the bartender say, “Hey, I’ve not seen you around!”
If a diary loses a page, does that mean it has a short month?
If a vacuum cleaner sucks at its job, does that mean it gets fired?
If a pair of headphones gets tangled, does it mean they’re in a complicated relationship?
If a cloud is crying, does that mean it will rain cats and dogs?
If a lightbulb gets an idea, does it suddenly shine brighter?

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