33 funny quotes about age sure to amuse you

02/26/2025 by

Today I’m exploring some funny quotes about age.

If you’re like me, age might bother you a little bit.

The years go by so quickly, don’t they? Life goes by in the blink of an eye, or so it seems.

We all want to make the most of our time, of course. However, life usually gets in the way, doesn’t it? As John Lennon once said, “Life’s what happens while you’re busy making other plans.”

When we’re young, we have time and energy but no money and few skills.

As we get older, we have the demands of work and family eating up the time we have. And while we have some money, it mostly goes into paying bills.

Then in old age, we have some money, if we’ve been lucky, and we have fewer demands on our time, but we have no energy, and our bodies start to let us down.

Life can be like a cruel joke at times. However done right, life can be fun too. Well, I think so anyway.

Live life while you can, and don’t put anything off until someday because someday never comes. There are seven days in every week, and someday isn’t one of them. If you want to do it, then do it now.

But not before you enjoy these 33 funny quotes about age. I am confident they will amuse you, and they’ll get you thinking about life too.

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Funny quotes about age (1-11)

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. ~Tom Stoppard

Old age is always ten years older than me. ~Author Unknown

Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional. ~Walt Disney

Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age. ~Victor Hugo

I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do. ~Author Unknown

Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician. ~Author Unknown

Don’t let ageing get you down. It’s too hard to get back up. ~John Wagner

Age is something that doesn’t matter unless you are a cheese. ~Luis Buñuel

Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternative. ~Maurice Chevalier

Life’s tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late. ~Benjamin Franklin

No one is so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. ~Henry David Thoreau 

Funny quotes about age (12-22)

Age is not how old you are but how many years of fun you’ve had. ~Matt Maldre

Age is just a number that changes depending on who’s asking. ~Author Unknown

You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. ~Bob Hope

Ageing gracefully is a nice way of saying you’re slowly looking worse. ~Author Unknown

Today is the oldest you’ve ever been and the youngest you’ll ever be again. ~Author Unknown

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young. ~Fred Astaire

I don’t let my age define me, but the side effects are getting harder to ignore. ~Author Unknown

I don’t feel 60. In fact, I don’t feel anything until noon. Then it’s time for my nap. ~Author Unknown

Middle age is when a guy starts turning off lights for economic rather than romantic reasons. ~Eli Cass

I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve it by not dying. ~Woody Allen

If age taught you anything, it’s how many candles to put on a surprise birthday cake without causing a fire hazard. ~Author Unknown

Funny quotes about age (13-33)

I don’t do drink or drugs. At my age, I get the same effect just standing up too fast. ~Author Unknown

We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. ~George Bernard Shaw

At my age I’ve heard it all; I’ve seen it all, and I’ve done it all. I just can’t remember it all. ~Author Unknown

They say age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. ~Author Unknown

At my age “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what I came in for. ~Author Unknown

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. ~Larry Lorenzoni

Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings, and you hope it isn’t for you. ~Ogden Nash

As you get older, three things happen: The first thing is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two. ~Norman Wisdom

You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there. ~George Burns

I’ve reached the age where my brain went from “You probably shouldn’t say that” to “What the hell, let’s see what happens.” ~Author Unknown

Where does it say we have to act our age? If it makes me happy and I’m not hurting anyone, I will act whatever age I want to. ~Author Unknown

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21 inspirational quotes about age that’ll make you think

08/29/2024 by

Today I offer you some quotes about age.

Many of us spend far too much of our time fretting about our advancing years. However, should we? Age is just a number, surely?

Well, maybe! Then again, each birthday reminds us that time is passing.

On the other hand, as we get older we gradually become more comfortable being the people we are.

We worry less about what others think and we concentrate more on simply being ourselves and enjoying life as best we can.

For me, the most important thing is that we make the most of our lives.

I regard age as simply being a state of mind. Only when I lose interest in everything new will I truly regard myself as being old.

As long as I am still keen to learn, have new experiences, set myself new goals and rise to new challenges then I will never be old.

However, think old and you are old.

So choose to think young, constantly learn and test yourself. That will keep you young at heart. And forget the number, just focus on enjoying the moment.

Here are 21 inspirational quotes about age to help you put it all in perspective.

QUOTES ABOUT AGE

Old age comes at a bad time. ~San Banducci

The older I get, the better I used to be. ~Lee Trevino

Age is a high price to pay for maturity. ~Tom Stoppard

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. ~Chili Davis

Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere. ~George Burns

Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art. ~Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old. ~George Burns

Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative. ~Maurice Chevalier

Age is something that doesn’t matter unless you are a cheese. ~Luis Buñuel

You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. ~Bob Hope

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. ~Mark Twain

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age. ~Lucille Ball

Do not go gentle into that good night but rage, rage against the dying of the light. ~Dylan Thomas

Old people shouldn’t eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get. ~Robert Orben

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young. ~Theodore Roosevelt

You don’t stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop laughing. ~George Bernard Shaw

Eventually, you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. ~Will Rogers

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred. ~Woody Allen

Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. ~Henry Ford

There is a fountain of youth: it is your mind, your talents, the creativity you bring to your life and the lives of people you love. When you learn to tap this source, you will truly have defeated age. ~Sophia Loren

Probably the happiest period in life most frequently is in middle age, when the eager passions of youth are cooled, and the infirmities of age not yet begun; as we see that the shadows, which are at morning and evening so large, almost entirely disappear at midday. ~Eleanor Roosevelt

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