11 razor-sharp quotes from some of life’s greatest wits

I love razor-sharp quotes, don’t you dear reader?

Here are 11 razor-sharp quotes from my journal which I thought I’d share just with you today.

They all make me smile, so I hope they brighten your day too. Enjoy them all.

Razor-sharp quotes:

  1. Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that’s what gets you. ~Jeremy Clarkson
  2. Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. ~Oscar Wilde 
  3. I wouldn’t say I was the best manager in the business, but I was in the top one. ~Brian Clough
  4. The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue. ~Dorothy Parker
  5. Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion. ~Spike Milligan
  6. He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. ~Winston Churchill
  7. I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. ~WC Fields
  8. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. ~Noel Coward
  9. You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred. ~Woody Allen
  10. A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it; it would be hell on earth. ~George Bernard Shaw
  11. The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not. ~Mark Twain

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