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These have got to be 19 of the very best Homer Simpson quotes and I’m confident they’ll raise a smile or two with readers. Homer’s take on life is always witty and very funny.
I love the Simpsons and, in particular, Homer Simpson’s philosophy on life never fails to get me laughing out loud. So today I thought I’d take a look back at some of his most memorable quotes.
If you like the Simpsons, I’m sure you will enjoy looking back at Homer’s words of wisdom.
Enjoy them all.
Best Homer Simpson quotes:
- Trying is the first step toward failure.
- Operator! Give me the number for 911!
- If he’s so smart, how come he’s dead?
- I never apologize. I’m sorry but that’s the way I am.
- Marge, you know it’s rude to talk when my mouth is full.
- Stupidity got us into this mess, and stupidity will get us out.
- If I could say a few words, I would be a better public speaker.
- Kids, just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I’m not listening.
- I’ll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one.
- The problem in the world today is communication; too much communication.
- It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
- I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich.
- If God didn’t want me to eat chicken in church, then he would have made gluttony a sin.
- I’ve learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.
- Volunteering is for suckers. Did you know that volunteers don’t even get paid for the stuff they do?
- Weaseling out of things is important to learn; it’s what separates us from the animals; except the weasel.
- Kids are great. You can teach them to hate what you hate and, with the Internet and all, they practically raise themselves.
- Marge, try to understand. There are two types of college students, jocks and nerds. As a jock, it is my duty to give nerds a hard time.
- I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.
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