Comedy MOvie Quotes Archives

Today I’m exploring comedy movie quotes. Those little gems we all enjoy from our favourite movies.

I’ve curated 25 such quotes, just for you, dear reader.

I hope you enjoy them all.

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Comedy Movie Quotes

“You’re so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed.”
— Joe Dirt (David Spade), Joe Dirt
“I have two moods: sleep and hungry.”
— Fat Amy (Rebel Wilson), Pitch Perfect
“I’m not great at farewells, so… that’ll do, pig.”
— Deadpool (Ryan Reynolds), Deadpool
“You’re not ugly, society is.”
— Napoleon Dynamite (Jon Heder), Napoleon Dynamite
“I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!”
— Mugatu (Will Ferrell), Zoolander
“It’s like I’m the only one who’s not on drugs here.”
— Annie (Kristen Wiig), Bridesmaids
“Well, I like you, but I’m not gonna cry if you get eaten by zombies.”
— Columbus (Jesse Eisenberg), Zombieland
“If you were anymore dense, we’d call you a black hole.”
— Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.), Iron Man 2
“I’m sorry I called you an idiot. I honestly thought you already knew.”
— Peter Venkman (Bill Murray), Ghostbusters
“Life is not the French Riviera, it’s the DMV with fluorescent lighting.”
— Violet Weston (Meryl Streep), August: Osage County
“You’re like a weird, sad puppy who can’t stop talking.”
— Deadpool (Ryan Reynolds), Deadpool
“Your incompetence is stupefying.”
— Dr. Evil (Mike Myers), Austin Powers
“No offense, but your face makes me sad.”
— Red (Craig Robinson), This Is the End
“You have the emotional depth of a teaspoon.”
— Hermione Granger (Emma Watson), Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
(Technically not American, but widely quoted in American media with sarcasm!)
“I’m surrounded by idiots.”
— Scar (Jeremy Irons), The Lion King
“You couldn’t pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel.”
— O Brother, Where Art Thou? (George Clooney)
“I’d rather be dead in a ditch than go to your party.”
— Olive Penderghast (Emma Stone), Easy A
“I’m just one stomach flu away from my goal weight.”
— Emily (Emily Blunt), The Devil Wears Prada
“You sit on a throne of lies.”
— Buddy (Will Ferrell), Elf
“I’m not rude. I’m honest. There’s a difference.”
— Natasha Romanoff (Scarlett Johansson), Avengers: Endgame
“The only thing you’re going to be catching is these hands.”
— Shuri (Letitia Wright), Black Panther
“So you agree? You think you’re really pretty.”
— Gretchen Wieners (Lacey Chabert), Mean Girls
“That’s not a burn book. That’s a diary with aggression issues.”
— Regina George (Rachel McAdams), Mean Girls
“You can’t sit with us!”
— Karen Smith (Amanda Seyfried), Mean Girls
“I didn’t come here to make friends.”
— Elle Woods (Reese Witherspoon), Legally Blonde (used ironically)

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