33 funny quotes about age sure to amuse you

If you’re like me then it might just bother you a little bit.

The years go by so quickly, don’t they? Life goes by in the blink of an eye.

We all want to make the most of our time of course. However life usually gets in the way, doesn’t it? As John Lennon once said, life’s what happens whilst you’re busy making other plans.

When we’re young, we have time and energy but no money and few skills.

As we get older, we have the demands of work and family eating up the time we have. And whilst we have some money, it mostly goes into paying bills.

Then in old age, we have money if we’ve been lucky and we have fewer demands on our time but we have no energy and our bodies start to let us down.

Life can be like a cruel joke at times. However done right, life can be fun too. Well, I think so anyway.

Live life whilst you can and don’t put anything off until someday because someday never comes. If you really want to do it, then do it now.

Here are 33 funny quotes about age certain to amuse you and sure to get you thinking about life too.

Funny quotes about age (1-11):

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. ~Tom Stoppard
Old age is always ten years older than me. ~Author Unknown

Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional. ~Walt Disney
Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age. ~Victor Hugo
I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do. ~Author Unknown

Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician. ~Author Unknown
Don’t let ageing get you down. It’s too hard to get back up. ~John Wagner
Age is something that doesn’t matter unless you are a cheese. ~Luis Buñuel

Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternative. ~Maurice Chevalier
Life’s tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late. ~Benjamin Franklin
No one is so old as those who have outlived enthusiasm. ~Henry David Thoreau

Funny quotes about age (12-22):

Age is not how old you are but how many years of fun you’ve had. ~Matt Maldre
Age is just a number that changes depending on who’s asking. ~Author Unknown
You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. ~Bob Hope

Ageing gracefully is a nice way of saying you’re slowly looking worse. ~Author Unknown
Today is the oldest you’ve ever been and the youngest you’ll ever be again. ~Author Unknown
Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young. ~Fred Astaire

I don’t let my age define me, but the side effects are getting harder to ignore. ~Author Unknown
I don’t feel 60. In fact, I don’t feel anything until noon. Then it’s time for my nap. ~Author Unknown
Middle age is when a guy starts turning off lights for economic rather than romantic reasons. ~Eli Cass

I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve it by not dying. ~Woody Allen
If age taught you anything, it’s how many candles to put on a surprise birthday cake without causing a fire hazard. ~Author Unknown

Funny quotes about age (13-33):

I don’t do drink or drugs. At my age, I get the same effect just standing up too fast. ~Author Unknown

We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing. ~George Bernard Shaw
At my age I’ve heard it all; I’ve seen it all, and I’ve done it all. I just can’t remember it all. ~Author Unknown
They say age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. ~Author Unknown

At my age “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what I came in for. ~Author Unknown
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. ~Larry Lorenzoni
Middle age is when you’re sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings, and you hope it isn’t for you. ~Ogden Nash

As you get older, three things happen: The first thing is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two. ~Norman Wisdom
You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there. ~George Burns
I’ve reached the age where my brain went from “You probably shouldn’t say that” to “What the hell, let’s see what happens.” ~Author Unknown

Where does it say we have to act our age? If it makes me happy and I’m not hurting anyone, I will act whatever age I want to. ~Author Unknown

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