Funny anniversary quotes for wife Archives

Looking for some funny anniversary quotes, dear reader? A message you can use when you need to say something witty to that special couple or a loved one?

Well, today I’ve put together 90 amusing messages that I hope you’ll find useful and that will make you smile.

Enjoy them all and feel free to use them when the need arises.

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Funny anniversary quotes:

1. Funny anniversary quotes for couples:

Marriage is like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park.

How you two are still married is one of life’s great mysteries.

If love is an amazing dream, then marriage is the alarm clock.

Imagine how different your lives would be if you hadn’t swiped right.

A good marriage is one where each partner secretly believes the other got the better deal.

A good marriage is like a casserole. Only those responsible for it really know what goes into it.

Marriage is a relationship in which one is always right and the other is the husband. Happy Anniversary.

Well, you’ve made it through another year without one of you either ending up dead or in jail. That’s got to be a win.

Today you celebrate a decision you made long ago. Whether good or bad, decisions are always worth celebrating.

A wedding anniversary is a celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies depending on the year.

2. Funny anniversary quotes for wife:

Today we celebrate the best decision you ever made. Happy Anniversary!

I never knew what happiness was until I married you. By then it was too late.

It’s pretty cool that we’ve been together for however long we’ve been together.

Marriage is just a prison sentence without any prospect of time off for good behaviour.

They say don’t fall in love because it hurts. Well, you’ve proved it’s a risk worth taking.

That we were brought together as a couple surely proves that God has a sense of humour.

Today is a celebration of the day you gave up on finding anyone better than me. It was an impossible task anyway.

Today’s our anniversary. Certainly, you deserve a trophy for putting up with me, but surely I deserve one too for remembering the date?

Our anniversary reminds me that it’s possible for tolerance to triumph over adversity. Who knows how but we’ve definitely proved it’s possible.

You’re the blueberry to my muffin and the sizzle to my steak. With you, the years of wedded bliss have been a piece of cake. I love you always.

3. Funny anniversary quotes for husband:

Another year as my husband. Aren’t you a lucky man?

Never laugh at your wife’s choices. You’re one of them.

You know there’s a name for someone who’s always wrong and that name is husband.

Happy Anniversary. We’ve been through a lot together and most of it was your fault.

Everyone should have a husband like you. I don’t see why I should be the only one to suffer.

I still get that funny feeling in my tummy after all these years. When will I learn not to let you do the cooking?

I love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible. But I want to spend every irritating minute with you, even when you fart in bed.

Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me. Then I remember that I put up with you too. So I guess we’re even.

On our anniversary, I want you to know how much fun it’s been annoying you all these years and how much fun it will be to keep on doing so in the years ahead.

RULES FOR A HAPPY MARRIAGE; Rule 1: Your wife’s always right; and Rule 2: When you think she’s wrong, slap yourself and read Rule 1 again.

4. Funny anniversary quotes for friends:

One year down and a lifetime to go. Enjoy the crazy ride.

The secret of a happy marriage? Whenever you’re wrong, admit it; and whenever you’re right, shut up

Your relationship works well because of the equal division of labour. He’s the boss and she makes all the decisions.

There are no guarantees when it comes to marriage. If it was a guarantee you wanted, you should have bought a toaster.

When someone is murdered, the police investigate the spouse first. That tells you everything you need to know about marriage.

Forever is a long time, so buckle up and enjoy the ride. Marriage is never easy but it can be worth the effort, says the friend who’s not married.

A cynic might describe marriage as sacrificing the admiration of many for the constant criticism of one. But hey, I’m not a cynic. Happy Anniversary.

Wedding anniversaries are a time of reflection. People consider what it was they did before they were married. Well, if you’ve forgotten, it was anything you wanted to.

When you get to the end of your lives together, none of the possessions you had will matter at all. What will matter is that you managed to put up with each other for so long.

Surely the secret of a happy marriage is date nights. For him on Tuesdays and Thursdays. For her on Wednesdays and Fridays.

5. Funny anniversary quotes for parents:

Here’s to another year of love, laughter and putting up your kids.

Marriage lets you annoy that one special person for the rest of your life.

They say that being married is really something. Then again, so is a tea cosy.

Being married is like having a best friend who doesn’t remember anything you say.

Without the two of you, where would I be? Well, I guess I wouldn’t be anywhere at all.

You’ve unlocked the secret to a happy marriage when most people can’t even find the key.

You’ll never be a dull and boring married couple as long as you have kids as cool as we are. Happy anniversary Mom and Dad.

Being a mom and dad is a tough gig. You have to put up with each other and then you have to put up with me too. That’s got to be love.

They say that the longer parents stay together, the more they look like each other. Well, remember, I’ll be embarrassed if you grow matching beards.

A wedding ring may be like handcuffs from which you can’t escape but it’s nothing in comparison to having your own children. Mom and Dad, we love you.

6. Funny anniversary quotes for daughter and son-in-law:

Amazing! You’ve survived another year. Well done and happy anniversary.

Your wedding day is just a memory now. Well, it would be, if we weren’t still paying for it. Happy Anniversary

We hope your married life is proving to be just like ours. Why should we be the only ones to have suffered? Happy Anniversary

Some people spend their lives on nothing but hedonistic pleasure, whilst others just get married instead. Happy Anniversary

Happily married are just two simple words that are usually mutually exclusive. We hope you’re the exception to prove the rule.

Remember, if you want your marriage to last, the only time you should shout at each other is when the house is on fire. Happy Anniversary

We didn’t think it would last and no one’s more surprised than we are that it has, but we’re very happy for you both nevertheless. Happy Anniversary

There’s nothing like a perfect marriage. There’s no such thing. However, we hope yours is as close to perfection as possible. Happy Anniversary

They say that marriage is a challenging commitment. Well, now you know what taking on a challenging commitment really means. Happy Anniversary

An anniversary should be a joyful celebration, rather than an opportunity to reflect on what might have been. To be glad you did, rather than wish you didn’t. It all comes down to how you choose to see it. See it positively. Happy Anniversary

7. Funny anniversary quotes for son and daughter-in-law:

Congratulations on another year together. It’s not easy but it’s not meant to be. One day you’ll look back and laugh about the experience.

It’s remarkable how you manage to tolerate each other but you do, so best wishes on chalking up another year. Happy Anniversary

Dearest daughter-in-law, how you managed to civilise him we’ll never know but we’re so grateful you did. Happy Anniversary

How can any couple be so happy? It really is a puzzle. Then again, perhaps all is not what it appears to be. Happy Anniversary

Dear daughter-in-law, should you need a good laugh, you only have to look at our son. He’s enough to make anyone smile. Happy Anniversary

Blessings are sent to let you know you’re loved and remembered on this very special day. The anniversary of the day our lives were made so much easier.

Dear daughter-in-law, we prayed our son would find someone like you. A woman with the ability to put up with even the most challenging man.

On your wedding anniversary, dearest daughter-in-law, thank you for making an honest man out of him. That in itself is a considerable achievement.

Anniversaries are a sobering reminder that you’re stuck with each other for life. Either that or an expensive divorce. Either way, it’ll be costly.

Dear daughter-in-law, he’s the wind beneath your duvet. So, if you want a happy marriage, you’d better not feed him beans.

8. Funny anniversary quotes for girlfriend:

You must be a soccer player because you’re definitely a keeper.

You’ll never find the perfect man, so I hope you’ll stick with me.

Last year was difficult, so I’m hoping you won’t make this one quite as bad.

I’m so glad I asked you out when I did. I was surprised you agreed but I love being part of your life. Happy Anniversary!

I love the way you’re always laughing but then again, I guess I’m always giving you so much to laugh about.

With me, what you see is what you get. I know that’s been a disappointment for you but I’m glad you’ve stuck with me anyway.

I was lucky to meet a girl like you and one who overlooks my imperfections. It helps that you’re so short-sighted but thank you anyway.

It’s true, I forget to tell you how much I appreciate all the things you do for me, but I know I can always count on you being there to remind me.

Since we met, things have kept coming at me constantly from left and right. However, I believe you’ll keep your promise to stop throwing things at me.

Darling, I want you to know that I’d climb the mountains, trek through frozen tundra, and swim the oceans just to get close to you. However, I’d really appreciate it if you’d just take my word for it.

9. Funny anniversary quotes for boyfriend:

It’s our anniversary, so congratulations! I can still tolerate you!

If you were a triangle, you’d be an acute one! Happy Anniversary!

Just remember that I’m always right, and we’ll always get along fine!

Sometimes you make me madder than hell, and I’m sure you never know why. It’s your most endearing quality and I love you for it.

I love being with you. Then again, I’m not that fussy, so I’d be happy with anyone really.

It would be hard to picture a life without you. I mean who would pay the mortgage?

I thought that maybe something was missing from my life until I met you. Now I’m sure of it.

I hoped I’d meet Prince Charming one day. However it seems Prince Charming is in high demand, so I guess I’ll have to make do with you.

You came into my life and made all my dreams come true. You’re probably still wondering what you’ve done to deserve such a punishment.

Ever since we first met, you’ve changed my life in more ways than I can count. Then again, I was never very good at counting.

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