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Rude Sarcastic Quotes: Keep calm and read 50 originals.

02/29/2024 by

If you’re looking for some rude sarcastic quotes, then I’ve produced 50 originals for you here.

Take a few moments to enjoy them all, and feel free to pass them on.

It’s always a good idea to have some ammunition when you’re called upon to deliver a sarcastic response to a challenging individual. I hope some of these are worthy of your retention for future use.

Rude Sarcastic Quotes (1-10):

  1. Well, on the upside, at least I’m not you.
  2. Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?
  3. Listen honey, you need to go buy a brain.
  4. Why are you surprised that you’re still single?
  5. Do I dislike you? What gave you that impression?
  6. Anyone who tells you you’ve got two faces can’t count.
  7. Well, I’ve had the best evening ever. But this wasn’t it!
  8. If you really must speak, can you speak to someone else?
  9. If I seem cranky, it’s how I always react to people like you.
  10. Yes, there are people I like but you’ll never be one of them.

Rude Sarcastic Quotes (11-20):

  1. You couldn’t cope with me, even if I came with instructions.
  2. No, I wouldn’t call you a loser. That would be unfair to losers.
  3. I had heard that most people don’t like you. Now I know why.
  4. I’m guessing your circle of friends is non-existent. Am I right?
  5. Where did you get your fake tan done? The local Fanta factory?
  6. People like you are living proof that God has a sense of humour.
  7. You call that a steak? I’ve seen more meat on a butcher’s pencil.
  8. If you don’t want a sarcastic response, then don’t test my patience.
  9. If you want my opinion for what it’s worth. You’re being an asshole.
  10. It’s called using your brain, difficult as I know that will sound to you.

Rude Sarcastic Quotes (21-30):

  1. There are people who bring sunshine into our lives and then there’s you.
  2. Yes, I value customers but there are exceptions. And you’re one of them.
  3. To you it may seem like I’m being mean, but to me, I’m just being honest.
  4. I’d try to explain it to you, but that would be like trying to nail Jell-O to the wall.
  5. Having a job title that sounds important is not quite the same as being important.
  6. You’ve got a face for radio and a voice for silent movies. How unfortunate for you.
  7. It’s best if you don’t do the thinking. The consequences don’t bear thinking about.
  8. If irritating me was your aim, then you’ve achieved something today. Happy now?
  9. Get over yourself. What’s so special about your job, other than a chair that swivels?
  10. I don’t do preferences. So, if that’s a problem for you, go and bother someone else.
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Rude Sarcastic Quotes (31-40):

  1. Expressing a preference for Taco Bell doesn’t make you an expert on Mexican cuisine.
  2. You’re offended by my comments? Oh well, we all have to cope with stuff we don’t like.
  3. The day was going so well, and then you showed up. Now, what did I do to deserve that?
  4. I’d tell you that you can be more than you are, but I wouldn’t want to give you false hope.
  5. Why are you moaning? I’ve got to serve people like you all day long but I’m not complaining.
  6. That your children are truly unpleasant is not their fault. Clearly, they take after their parents.
  7. Of course, I’m not very clever. That’s why I’m stuck here now, serving ungrateful people like you.
  8. Dislike is not a word I’d use to describe my feelings about you. Despise would be more accurate.
  9. I wasn’t giving you the finger. It was simply a visual indication that I was unimpressed with you.
  10. You need to think seriously about global warming before you share any more of your hot air with us.

Rude Sarcastic Quotes (41-50):

  1. You have an interesting look. A single eyebrow covering both eyes is not something I’ve seen before.
  2. Sarcastic? Moi? In this business, it’s mandatory to respond to a stupid question with a sarcastic remark.
  3. When he said you’re a pain in the neck, he was being polite. You’re actually a monumental pain in the ass.
  4. You think I’m being unpleasant now? Well, wait until I get into top gear, then you’ll truly experience unpleasant.
  5. You can hang your degree on the wall behind your desk, but I’ll judge your intelligence on results not a piece of paper.
  6. The problem with people like you is that you lack the self-awareness to realise just how much you irritate people like me.
  7. Wearing a silly hat and a clip-on, polyester tie may make you feel important but guess what? It doesn’t mean you are important.
  8. You’ve got more chance of winning the Kentucky Derby on a donkey than convincing me that you know what you’re talking about.
  9. I didn’t say you were cross-eyed. I said I wasn’t quite sure if you were looking at me or trying to see whether the bus was coming.
  10. I’m sorry. If I gave you the impression that I cared about what you think, that wasn’t my intention. I really don’t give a damn what you think.
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