Udinga ukujatshuliswa kancane, mfundi othandekayo? Khona-ke mhlawumbe amanye alawa amahlaya ahlakaniphile azokwenza ukuthi umomotheke.
Bengilokhu ngibhala ijenali yami kwamanye ama-line-liners angcono kakhulu engiwazwile ezinyangeni ezisanda kwedlula, futhi ngikhethe amanye angcono kakhulu ngawe.
Angikwazi ukuqinisekisa ababhali bezingcaphuno ngazinye, kodwa uma wazi, ngicela ungazise ngekhasi lokuxhumana. Ngithanda kakhulu ukwengeza amakhredithi lapho kungenzeka khona.
Okwamanje, khululeka futhi uthathe isikhashana ukuze ujabulele lawa mahlaya ahlakaniphile omugqa owodwa.
Amahlaya ahlakaniphile (1-10):
- UMose wayenesibhebhe sokuqala esixhunywe efwini.
- Ngingakwazi ukukhuluma ulimi lwesibili? Ingabe inhlamba ibalulekile?
- Yebo, unembeza wami uhlanzekile. Ayikaze isetshenziswe.
- Ingabe ngingenalwazi futhi anginandaba? Angazi futhi anginandaba.
- Uma amahhashi akho engabhemi, khona-ke isitebele sakho kufanele sishe.
- Yimaphi amagama amabili oshaka abathanda kakhulu ukuwazwa? Indoda phezu kwamanzi!
- Nginenhliziyo yebhubesi. Engathola ukuvinjelwa impilo yonke ezu.
- Amagama amane amahle kakhulu olimini lwesiNgisi. Ngikutshelile!
- Ukube bengino-50 cent kuzo zonke izivivinyo zezibalo engifeyile, bengizoba no-$9.35 okwamanje.
- Ngezwa iculo emsakazweni mayelana nama-tortilla. Eqinisweni, bekuyi-rap.
Amahlaya ahlakaniphile (11-20):
- Ngicabanga ukuthi amabhodi amhlophe ayindalo emangalisayo? Impela, ziyamangalisa.
- Angazi ukuthi kungani, kodwa bathi ngiyehlisa. Lokho ukukhuluma phansi kubantu.
- Into engingayisho ngezinsuku ezimnandi ukuthi ngangingemuhle futhi ngimdala.
- Bashiye befuna okwengeziwe kuhlale kuyiseluleko esihle ngaphandle uma usebenza ekusizeni izinhlekelele.
- Usibiza ngokuthini isicubu esithambile esiphakathi kwamazinyo kashaka? Umbhukudi onebhadi.
- Udinga ukuhleka? Qala ingxabano nomuntu uma enenkinga.
- Uma kungafanele sidle ebusuku kakhulu, khona-ke umbuzo osobala uwukuthi, “Kungani isiqandisi sinokukhanya?”
- Nganginenkinga yenkumbulo yesikhashana, ngakho ngaya kudokotela wami. Wayefuna inkokhelo kusenesikhathi.
- Ngifunde ephephandabeni ukuthi isemicolon yephula umthetho. Imisho emibili ilandelana, ngokusobala.
- Amakhilogremu angama-250 eMhlabeni afana namaphawundi angama-95 kuMercury. Ngakho angikhuluphele; Ngihlala kuplanethi engalungile.
Amahlaya ahlakaniphile (21-25):
- Yini oyitholayo lapho uvuka ngosuku lokusebenza, bese ubona ukuthi uphelelwe ikhofi? I-depresso.
- Lapho ngivuka ekuseni, angisakhumbuli ukuthi ilanga liphuma ngakuliphi icala. Kwase kukhanye kimina.
- Manje kunomehluko phakathi kwendoda edla amahlumela namaqabunga nendoda edlayo, ehlumayo, eshiya.
- Uma ukucwecwa u-anyanisi kubangela ukuthi ukhiphe izinyembezi ezimbalwa, ungaqali ukwakha ubuhlobo obungokomzwelo nabo kwasekuqaleni.
- Ingabe abesifazane kufanele bavunyelwe ukuba nezingane ngemva kweminyaka engu-40? Nokho, ukukhetha kwabo, kodwa ama-40 abonakala engaphezu kwezingane ezanele kimi.
Sicela wabelane ngalokhu okuthunyelwe nabangani bakho:
Ngakho-ke, mfundi othandekayo, ingabe lokhu okuthunyelwe bekukudinga isikhathi sakho esincane? Ingabe ukujabulele ukuyifunda? Ingabe noma imaphi kulawa amahlaya e-one-liner akwenze wamamatheka?
Uma usijabulele lesi sihloko, sicela wabelane ngaso nabangani bakho ezinkundleni zokuxhumana.
Abantu bayawathanda amahlaya ahlakaniphile, ngakho-ke sicela wabelane ngalokhu okuthunyelwe manje.
Uma ungabelana ngakho, ngingahlala ngibonga kakhulu. Uzobe usiza i-blogger ekhuthele ukuthi ifinyelele izethameli eziningi.
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