Uma uthanda izingcaphuno ezimfushane, ezihlekisayo, ngithole ezimbalwa okufanele uzijabulele. Bona ukuthi zingaki zalezi ongazisebenza osukwini lwakho.
Nazi izingcaphuno ezimfushane, ezihlekisayo ezingu-30 engikukhethele zona, mfundi othandekayo, futhi zonke zizophakamisa ukumamatheka. Impela bangenze ngamamatheka.
Bajabulele bonke.
Futhi sicela, ukhululeke ukuwadlulisela.
Izingcaphuno ezimfushane ezihlekisayo (1-10):
Impilo yami idinga ukuhlelwa.
Owagcina ehleka akazange ayithole.
Uma kungekho okuya kwesokudla, hamba kwesokunxele.
Impilo inzima. Phela kuyakubulala.
Uma ungenankinga, akusho lutho.
Uma ngikunike umunwe, uwutholile.
Yiliphi elinye igama elithi “thesaurus”?
Ngifisa sengathi isikhwama sami semali sifike nama-refill mahhala.
Uma ucabanga ukuthi ngimfishane, zama ukuhlola isineke sami.
Inqubekelaphambili ikhono lomuntu lokuhlanganisa ukwenza izinto zibe lula.
Izingcaphuno ezimfushane ezihlekisayo (11-20):
Isikhwama sami semali sinjengo-anyanisi; ukuyivula kungikhalisa.
Uma isicathulo sikaCinderella silingana kahle, kungani sawa?
Ngemuva kwayo yonke indoda enkulu kunowesifazane ohlahle amehlo.
Angikubalekeli ukusebenza kanzima; Ngivilapha ukugijima.
Ungathathi impilo njengento ebalulekile. Awusoze waphuma uphila.
Angiyena muntu. Akekho umuntu ongenasici. Ngakho-ke, ngiphelele.
Uma ushisa kunami lokho kusho ukuthi ngipholile kunawe.
Yiqiniso, ngangingeke ngizifele izinkolelo zami; Ngingahle ngibe nephutha.
Mhlawumbe uma sitshela abantu ukuthi ingqondo iwuhlelo lokusebenza, bazoqala ukuyisebenzisa.
Uma kungafanele sidle ebusuku, kungani kunesibani esiqandisini?
Izingcaphuno ezimfushane ezihlekisayo (21-30):
Ukubona isicabucabu ekamelweni lami akwethusi. Kuyesabeka uma kunyamalala.
Kungani ngingafuna ukujoyina noma iyiphi ikilabhu engaba nami njengelungu?
Ukuthula kuyigolide ngaphandle uma unezingane; bese kuyasolisa nje.
Inkinga yokuphila ukuthi zonke izinto ezingcono kakhulu azikho emthethweni, azinasimilo, noma ziyakhuluphalisa.
Bathi, “Ungazami lokhu ekhaya,” ngakho ngize endlini yakho ukuze ngikuzame.
Ngezinye izikhathi ngifisa sengathi ngabe ngiyingwane ukuze ngishaye abantu abayisishiyagalombili ngesikhathi esisodwa.
Umqondo ophusile ufana nesiqedaphunga; labo abayidinga kakhulu abalokothi bayisebenzise.
Inhloso yami kule mpelasonto ukuthi ngithuthe kwanele ukuze abantu bangacabangi ukuthi ngifile.
Ukuthi izinto engizishilo bezimbi akusho ukuthi bezingalungile.
Umbhede wami uyindawo enomlingo lapho ngikhumbula khona konke engikhohlwe ukukwenza.
Isicelo esihloniphekile:
Ngakho-ke mfundi othandekayo, ingabe lokhu okuthunyelwe bekuhlekisa futhi kuwufanele imizuzu embalwa yesikhathi sakho?
Ingabe lezi zingcaphuno ezimfushane zihlekisa? Ingabe zikwenze wamomotheka? Uma kunjalo, sicela wabelane ngalokhu nabangani bakho ezinkundleni zokuxhumana.
Uma wabelana, wonke umuntu uyawina. Kuhlale kuwumqondo omuhle ukudlulisa ukumamatheka.
Beka ukumamatheka ebusweni bomunye umuntu, futhi wenze isenzo sakho esihle sosuku. Ngakho qhubeka, sicela wabelane ngalokhu okuthunyelwe manje.
Bese mhlawumbe ungathanda ukuhleka okwengeziwe? Bese uchofoza izixhumanisi ezingezansi.
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