Izingcaphuno ezingama-40 Eziqalweni Ezintsha: Yamukela Ushintsho Kahle

Namuhla ngihlola izingcaphuno ezithile ngeziqalo ezintsha kanye nokubaluleka kokwamukela ushintsho ngendlela eyakhayo.

Uma uqala isahluko esisha, mfundi othandekayo, ngena ujule ekuhlakanipheni kweminyaka.

Noma ngabe uvula ikhasi elisha endabeni yakho yomuntu siqu noma ufuna ugqozi njengoba ulolonga kabusha ikusasa lakho, lezi zicaphuno ezingaphelelwa isikhathi eziqalweni ezintsha zingaba ukukhanya kwakho okukuqondisayo.

Lokhu kukhethwe ngesandla ngumbhali wakho kusuka kwezinye izingqondo nezingqondongqondo ezinhle kusukela esikhathini samanje kuya emandulo.

Isilinganiso ngasinye esicashuniwe sinikeza umthamo wesikhuthazo esingase sibe yimbangela yokugxuma kwakho okukhulu okulandelayo. Ngakho-ke, zifunde zonke futhi uzihlomise ngokugqugquzela okudingayo ukuze wamukele ushintsho futhi uthathe amandla okuqala kabusha.

Wajabulele wonke futhi, sicela, ukhululeke ukuwadlulisela.

Izingcaphuno Ezicaleni Ezintsha (1-10):

1. Kuhlale kukuhle ukwenza abangani abasha. ~Jose Feliciano
2. Ubumnandi bempilo bungaphezu kwendawo yakho yokunethezeka. ~Joseph Crosby
3. Sonke isiqalo esisha sivela kwesinye isiphetho sesinye isiqalo. ~Senza
4. Ngosuku olusha kuza amandla amasha nemicabango emisha. ~Eleanor Roosevelt
5. Umuntu ongakaze enze iphutha akakaze azame okusha. ~Albert Einstein
6. Uma ufuna ukuphumelela kufanele uqale ezindleleni ezintsha, kunokuba uhambe ezindleleni ezigugile zempumelelo eyamukelekayo. ~John D. Rockefeller
7. Kuningi okumele kushiwo ngesiqalo esisha. Ukuhamba ngesibindi uqonde ezenzweni ezintsha futhi uthathe lelo hlosi uligibele. ~Lucius B. Wack
8. Siqhubekela phambili, sivula iminyango emisha, futhi senza izinto ezintsha ngoba sinelukuluku futhi ilukuluku lilokhu lisiholela ezindleleni ezintsha. ~Walt Disney
9. Ungavumeli ukwesaba noma ukungavikeleki kukuvimbele ekuzameni izinto ezintsha. Zethembe. Yenza okuthandayo. Futhi okubaluleke kakhulu, yiba nomusa kwabanye, ngisho noma ungabathandi. ~Stacy London
10. Injabulo yempilo iqhamuka ekuhlanganeni kwethu nezinto ezintsha esizizwile, ngakho-ke ayikho intokozo enkulu kunokuba nomkhathizwe oguqukayo ngokungapheli, usuku ngalunye lube nelanga elisha nelihlukile. ~Christopher McCandless

Izingcaphuno Ezicaleni Ezintsha (11-20):

11. Ungacabangi isiqalo esisha kodwa ithuba lokuvuselela impilo yakho. ~Philomena Mangan
12. Awusoze wafika esisekelweni sesibili uma wesaba ukususa unyawo lwakho kuqala. ~Albert Moreton
13. Ubunzima abukho kakhulu ekuthuthukiseni imibono emisha njengokweqa emidala. ~ UJohn Maynard Keynes
14. Isikhathi sokuvalelisa, kodwa ngicabanga ukuthi ukuvalelisa kubuhlungu futhi kungcono kakhulu ukuthi ngibingelele. Sawubona kuhambo olusha. ~Ernie Harwell
15. Uma kufika ubunzima empilweni yakho buyakwephula isikhashana, kodwa uma sebuphelile ngawe uguquke ube ngumuntu omusha. ~Madalsa Sharma
16. Suka endaweni yakho yokunethezeka. Ungakhula kuphela uma uzimisele ukuzizwa ungakhululekile futhi ungakhululekile lapho uzama into entsha. ~UBrian Tracy
17. Bengilokhu ngijabulile ngethemba losuku olusha, ukuzama okusha, isiqalo esisodwa futhi, mhlawumbe nomlingo omncane olindile ndawana thize ngemva kokusa. ~JB Priestley
18. Akukho okunye okunzima ukukubamba ngesandla, okuyingozi kakhulu ukuziphatha, noma ukungaqiniseki okwengeziwe empumelelweni yayo, kunokuhola ekwethulweni kohlelo olusha lwezinto. ~Niccolo Machiavelli
19. Silolongwa izinselele esibhekana nazo kanye nomuzwa wethu omuhle nokubi. Konke okuhlangenwe nakho okusha kuyithuba lokwakha isimilo sethu futhi sibe ngumuntu esasimiselwe ukuba yikho njalo. ~Tom Irwell
20. Zonke izinsuku ziyithuba elisha. Ungakhela phezu kwempumelelo yayizolo noma ubeke ukwehluleka kwayo ngemuva uqale phansi. Injalo impilo, ngomdlalo omusha nsuku zonke, futhi injalo i-baseball. ~Bob Feller

Izingcaphuno Ezicaleni Ezintsha (21-30):

21. Ngizozakhela izwe elisha. ~Frederic Chopin
22. Wonke amaqembu owadlalelayo, uhlangana nabangane abasha. ~Jonas Valanciunas
23. Kuhlala kunenselelo entsha yokukugcina ukhuthazekile. ~Sean Connery
24. Usuku ngalunye olusha lunomumo ohlukile kulo. Ugingqa nayo nje. ~Ben Zobrist
25. Zonke izinsuku ziwusuku olusha, futhi awusoze wakwazi ukuthola injabulo uma ungaqhubeki. ~Carrie Underwood
26. Nsuku zonke ngizizwa ngiyisibusiso esivela kuNkulunkulu. Futhi ngikuthatha njengesiqalo esisha. Yebo, konke kuhle. ~Nkosana
27. Injabulo yeqiniso ivela enjabulweni yezenzo ezenziwe kahle, umfutho wokudala izinto ezintsha. ~Antoine de Saint-Exupery
28. Uphawu lwabantu abaphumelelayo ukuthi bahlale bezelula ukuze bafunde izinto ezintsha. ~Carol S. Dweck
29. Umusho ojabulisa kakhulu ongawezwa kwesayensi, lowo omemezela izinto ezintsha ezitholakele, awuwona othi 'Eureka!' kodwa 'Kuyahlekisa lokho!' ~ Isaac Asimov
30. Ushintsho lungasabisa, futhi isilingo ngokuvamile siwukumelana nalo. Kodwa ushintsho cishe ngaso sonke isikhathi lunikeza amathuba - ukufunda izinto ezintsha, ukucabanga kabusha ngezinqubo ezikhathele, kanye nokwenza ngcono indlela esisebenza ngayo. ~Klaus Schwab

Izingcaphuno Ezicaleni Ezintsha (31-40):

31. Wonke umzuzu uyisiqalo esisha. ~TS Eliot
32. Isiqalo siyingxenye ebaluleke kakhulu yomsebenzi. ~uPlato
33. Kunezinto ezingcono kakhulu ezingaphambili kunanoma yiziphi esizishiya ngemuva. ~CS Lewis
34. Akukho lutho endaweni yonke olungakuvimba ukuthi udedele uqale phansi. ~Guy Finley
35. Ungalindi kuze kube yilapho izimo sezilungile ukuze uqale. Ukuqala kwenza izimo ziphelele. ~Alan Cohen
36. Isinyathelo sokuqala sokufika endaweni ethile ukunquma ukuthi ngeke uhlale lapho ukhona. ~JP Morgan
37. Yekani izolo. Vumela namuhla kube yisiqalo esisha futhi kube okuhle kakhulu ongakwenza, futhi uzofika lapho uNkulunkulu afuna ube khona. ~ UJoel Osteen
38. Qala namuhla. Memezela ngokuzwakalayo endaweni yonke ukuthi uzimisele ukuyeka umzabalazo futhi uzimisele ukufunda ngenjabulo. ~Sarah Ban Breathnach
39. Akukephuzi kakhulu ukuba yilowo ofisa ukuba yikho. Ngiyethemba uphila impilo oziqhenya ngayo, futhi uma uthola ukuthi awunjalo, ngithemba ukuthi unamandla okuqala kabusha. ~F. Scott Fitzgerald
40. Ukuqala phansi kungaba yinto esabisa kakhulu emhlabeni wonke, noma ngabe ukushiya isithandwa, isikole, iqembu, umngane nanoma yini enye ezwakala njengengxenye eyinhloko yobunikazi bethu kodwa lapho amathumbu akho ekutshela ukuthi kwenze, uyalalela. . ~Jennifer DeLucy

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