Namuhla, ngicabange ukuthi kungaba kuhle ukubheka emuva kwezinye zezingcaphuno eziningi ezingasoze zalibaleka ezivela kuLarry David encwadini ethi Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Uma ungajwayelene nale sitcom, i-Curb Your Enthusiasm iyihlaya elihlekisayo elinoLarry David , odlala inguqulo yakhe eqanjiwe.
Empeleni, lolu chungechunge lulandela impilo kaLarry njengombhali wethelevishini osethathe umhlalaphansi kanye nomdidiyeli njengoba ezama ukubhekana nokukhungatheka kwempilo kanye nezingqinamba.
Kimi, ingenye yama-sitcom aseMelika amahle.
Kuneziqeshana eziningi ze - Curb Your Enthusiasm ku- YouTube uma ufuna ukubuka le comedy, futhi uma ungayazi, lokho kufanelekile uma unesikhathi esincane.
Ngakho-ke qhubeka ubheke, kodwa hhayi ngaphambi kokuthi ujabulele lezi zicaphuno ezikhumbulekayo.
Bajabulele bonke.
Izingcaphuno ezivela kuLarry David encwadini ethi Curb Your Enthusiasm:
Ngimemeza umphakathi.
Ngikuthola kunengeka ukuxhumana nabantu.
Ngingaxolisa ngokuxolisa?
Ngishadile. Ngingagqoka noma yini engiyifunayo.
Ngokushona kwelanga? Uyini, Gary Cooper?
Ngizama ukuphakamisa inkulumo encane ibe yinkulumo emaphakathi.
Sawubona, naka izindaba zakho. Kanjani ngalokho?
Nginayo imibono, kodwa ngikhetha ukungayenzi.
Ngihlale ngicabanga ngezinto ezinhle, kodwa angizenzi.
Kubukeka kuwubuwula kimi ukufaka inabukeni ebhulukweni elidala.
Kungani wonke umuntu kufanele abe nezithombe zakho konke?
Ngizizwa ngikahle. Muhle, muhle, muhle, muhle kakhulu.”
Ukhona ofuna ukusiza umuntu osele kancane ashintshe isondo?
Silwa ngoba uyisilima. Yingakho silwa.
Ngiyaxolisa uma ucasukile. Angicabangi ukuthi ngishilo okuthile okucasulayo.
Uyazi ukuthi ubani ogqoka izibuko zelanga ngaphakathi? Izimpumputhe nezimpumputhe.
Angithandi ukukhuluma nabantu engibaziyo, kodwa abantu engingabazi anginankinga nabo.
Impandla? Lokho kuyicala lenzondo. Sizibheka njengeqembu.
Wayefuna ukuma axoxe nami, futhi angimazi kahle ngokwanele ukuba ame sixoxe.
Ngingakutshela okuthile ngamabhilikosi? 1 ku-30 muhle. Kuyisithelo esingamaphesenti aphansi.
Idethi yinto oba nayo nomunye umuntu ekwenza ukwazise ukuba wedwa.
Akekho othanda inganekwane, AKEKHO! Ngakho-ke qhubeka ukhwife futhi uzophelela ESIHOGWENI! KULUNGILE!
Ungabeka ikholoni yami eduze kwekholoni yakho; sizobona ukuthi ubani onekholoni ehlanzekile, enempilo.
Kuyini lokhu okuphoqelekile ukuthi kube nabantu ekhaya lakho ubaphakele ukudla futhi ukhulume nabo?
Akuwona neze umsebenzi. Futhi ngiyazi ngoba umsebenzi wami wonke ubususelwe ekubeni ngingasebenzi kahle.
Isisebenzi sitshelwa ukuthi ikhasimende lihlale lilungile futhi, eqinisweni, ikhasimende livamise ukuba yisiwula kanye nesile.
Awulutho ngaphandle kwempilo yakho. Abanye abantu abalutho ngisho nangempilo yabo. Ngiwela kuleso sigaba, ngezinye izikhathi.
Ngincamela amasela kunomakhelwane. Amasela awaphoqi. Amasela afuna izinto zakho nje. Omakhelwane bafuna isikhathi sakho.
Ngake ngazama ukumisa owesifazane owayezoshayiswa imoto. Ngamemeza ngithi 'Qaphela!' futhi wathi 'Ungangitsheli ukuthi ngenzeni!'
Uyazi yini? Ungakhathazeki, kulungile! Ngi-ngizokhipha isibindi sami! Ngizohamba nomshini wokudaya ulenga kimi impilo yami yonke, akunankinga!
Uyazi ukuthi kuyini? Uhlala ukhangwa umuntu ongakufuni, akunjalo? Hhayi-ke, lapha unomuntu ongakufuni nje kuphela; ayilivumi ngisho ilungelo lakho lokuba khona; ufuna ukubhujiswa kwakho! Ukuvula lokho.
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Uzijabulele yini lezi zingcaphuno zikaLarry David encwadini ethi Curb Your Enthusiasm , mfundi othandekayo?
Wenzile? Ngithemba kanjalo noma kunjalo.
Uma ukujabulele, sicela wabelane ngalokhu okuthunyelwe nabangane bakho ezinkundleni zokuxhumana, ngoba uma wabelana, wonke umuntu uyawina.
Ngakho qhubeka, sicela wabelane ngalokhu okuthunyelwe manje. Uma ungangenzela lokho, ngizohlala ngibonga. Uzobe usiza i-blogger ekhuthele ukufinyelela izethameli eziningi, futhi lokho kuzoba isenzo sakho esihle sosuku.
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