Ngithanda ukufunda izingcaphuno ezihlekisayo zikaSpike Milligan. Akungabazeki ukuthi wayeyindoda enethambo elihlekisayo.
Uma ungalazi igama lakhe, uSpike Milligan wayengumhlekisi ohlekisayo, ongenanhlonipho, nothandwa kakhulu futhi odumile kumabonakude nasemsakazweni waseBrithani iminyaka eminingi ngemuva kwempi, kwaze kwaba yilapho eshona ngo-2002.
UTerence Alan Milligan wazalelwa eNdiya; wayeyindodana yokaputeni weButho laseBrithani odabuka e-Ireland futhi engumama oyiNgisi.
Ngaphezu kokuba ngumculi wamahlaya omuhle kakhulu, mhlawumbe owaziwa kakhulu ngomsebenzi wakhe ne- Goon Show , wayengumbhali, imbongi, umbhali wemidlalo yeshashalazi kanye nomlingisi ophumelelayo.
Nakuba achitha isikhathi esiningi sokuphila kwakhe esemncane e-India, ingxenye enkulu yokuphila kwakhe njengomuntu omdala wayichitha e-United Kingdom.
Kodwa-ke, lapho uMthetho Wezokufika Kwabantu AbaseMelika ususa ilungelo likaMilligan ozalelwe eNdiya lokuba yisakhamuzi saseBrithani ngo-1962, naphezu kokusebenza kwakhe eButhweni LaseBrithani kanye nelikayise, waba yisakhamuzi sase-Ireland, esebenzisa ilungelo alinikwa nguyise ozalelwe e-Ireland.
Ngicabanga ukuthi ubeyindoda ehlekisayo ngempela, futhi ukufakazela lokho, nazi amazwi akhe ayi-15 ahlabayo abukhali. Bajabulele bonke.
Izingcaphuno zikaSpike Milligan:
- Wonke amadoda ashiswa ngokulinganayo. ~Spike Milligan
- Engikucelayo nje ithuba lokukhombisa ukuthi imali ngeke ingijabulise. ~Spike Milligan
- Ngacabanga ukuthi ngizoqala ngokufunda inkondlo kaShakespeare, kodwa ngase ngicabanga, kungani kufanele? Akakaze afunde noma yimuphi owami. ~Spike Milligan
- Ingabe uzoza ngokuthula, noma kufanele ngisebenzise ama-earplugs? ~Spike Milligan
- Imali ayikwazanga ukuthenga abangani, kodwa uthola isigaba esingcono sesitha. ~Spike Milligan
- Ngiyiqhawe elinemilenze yamagwala. ~Spike Milligan
- Ngangineminyaka emingaki ebuthweni? Amamitha amahlanu nanye. ~Spike Milligan
- Ngiphenduke ngihlikihle izandla ngijabule. Ngihlala ngigcina ithini le-glee likhona. ~Spike Milligan
- Angikwesabi ukufa, angifuni nje ukuba khona lapho kwenzeka. ~Spike Milligan
- Izinto zokuvimbela inzalo kufanele zisetshenziswe ngazo zonke izikhathi ezingase zicatshangwe. ~Spike Milligan
- Impilo iyisifo esibuhlungu esilapheka kuphela ngokufa. ~Spike Milligan
- Ngiyakwazi ukukhuluma isi-Esperanto njengomdabu. ~Spike Milligan
- Inyoni e-Strand ibiza amabili ku-Shepherd's Bush. ~Spike Milligan
- Indoda yomkhaya yaseSiberia; Njengoba ubaba wayephansi kakhulu; Kodwa ukuhlinzwa okukodwa; Sibuyekeze isimo; Futhi manje usengumama oPhezulu. ~Spike Milligan
- Futhi uNkulunkulu wathi, 'Makube-khona ukukhanya' futhi kwaba khona ukukhanya, kodwa iBhodi likaGesi lathi Uzolinda kuze kube uLwesine ukuze axhume. ~Spike Milligan
Sicela wabelane nabangani bakho:
Ingabe lezi zingcaphuno zikaSpike Milligan uzitholile zihlekisa?
Wenzile? Ngithemba kanjalo noma kunjalo.
Uma kunjalo, sicela wabelane ngalokhu okuthunyelwe ezinkundleni zokuxhumana nabangane bakho, ngoba uma wabelana, wonke umuntu uyawina.
Ngakho, sicela wabelane ngakho manje. Uma ungangenzela lokho, kuzobongwa ngempela.
Ngiyabonga.
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