Ufuna izingcaphuno ezikhuthazayo mayelana nempilo, mfundi othandekayo? Ngabe sengikhetha ukubonwa okuhle kakhulu nokugqugquzelwe kakhulu ngempilo okuvela kwabanye abantu abakhulu.
Ngiyazithanda lezi zicaphuno, futhi ngethemba ukuthi nawe uzozithanda.
Zijabulele zonke, futhi sicela ukhululeke ukwabelana ngazo.
Izingcaphuno ezikhuthazayo ngokuphila (1-10):
- Uphila mkanye kodwa uma uzokwenza ngendlela eyodwa Kwanele. ~Mae West
- Ngelinye ilanga impilo yakho izokhanya phambi kwamehlo akho. Qiniseka ukuthi kufanelekile ukubukwa. ~Gerard Way
- Noma ngabe ucabanga ukuthi ungakwazi noma ucabanga ukuthi awukwazi, uqinisile. ~Henry Ford
- Umuntu ozethembayo uthola ukwethenjwa ngabanye. ~I-Hasidic Isaga
- Okuntula ithalente kungenziwa ngesifiso, ukuphithizela nokunikeza u-110% ngaso sonke isikhathi. ~Don Zimmer
- Awugugi kakhulu ukuthi ungabeka omunye umgomo noma uphuphe iphupho elisha. ~CS Lewis
- Indlela yokuqala ukuyeka ukukhuluma bese uqala ukwenza. ~Walt Disney
- Ungamukeli incazelo yomuntu ngempilo yakho; zichaze. ~UHarvey Fierstein
- Yamukela isibopho ngempilo yakho. Yazi ukuthi nguwe ozokufikisa lapho ofuna ukuya khona, akekho omunye. ~Brown
- Ukwazi akwanele; kufanele sifake isicelo. Ukufisa akwanele; kufanele senze. ~UJohann Wolfgang von Goethe
Izingcaphuno ezikhuthazayo ngokuphila (11-21):
- Okuwukuphela kwendlela okuba ngcono ngayo yilapho uba ngcono njenganoma yini oyenzayo. ~Jim Rohn
- Izinselelo yizona ezenza impilo ibe mnandi futhi ukuzinqoba yikho okwenza impilo ibe nenjongo. ~Joshua J. Marine
- Ukwehluleka akusoze kwangifica uma ukuzimisela kwami ukuphumelela kuqine ngokwanele. ~Og Mandino
- Kungenzeka sibhekane nokuhlulwa okuningi kodwa akumele sihlulwe. ~Maya Angelou
- Ngazo zonke izizathu kungenakwenzeka, kunamakhulu abantu abaye babhekana nezimo ezifanayo futhi baphumelela. ~Jack Canfield
- Izinto zibahambela kahle kakhulu labo abenza kahle kakhulu ukuthi izinto zihamba kanjani. ~John Wooden
- Akudingeki ukuthi ube muhle ukuze uqale, kodwa kufanele uqale ube mkhulu. ~I-Zig Ziglar
- Ayikho imingcele kulokho ongakufeza, ngaphandle kwemingcele oyibeka ekucabangeni kwakho siqu. ~UBrian Tracy
- Sidala ukwesaba ngenkathi sihlezi. Siyabanqoba ngesenzo. ~Dkt Henry Link
- Uma usebenza kokuthile okukhathalela ngempela, asikho isidingo sokuthi uphushwe. Umbono uyakudonsa. ~Steve Jobs
- Okufezwe namuhla bekuyizinto ebezingenzeke izolo. ~Robert H. Schuller
Sicela wabelane ngalezi zicaphuno ezikhuthazayo nabangani bakho:
Uma uthole lesi sihloko esiwusizo sithandeka, sicela wabelane ngaso nabangani bakho ezinkundleni zokuxhumana.
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Ngiyabonga ukwesekwa kwakho mfundi othandekayo.
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