Ngokwesidingo esidumile futhi ngawe nje, mfundi othandekayo, nazi izingcaphuno ezingama-21 ezingahle zikitaze ithambo lakho elihlekisayo. Bonke bangenza ngimamatheke.
Ngeshwa, ngizabalazile ukukhomba ababhali bokuqala balezi zincwadi zokuthakatha, ngakho-ke zonke kufanele zichazwe ngokuthi 'Umbhali Ongaziwa.'
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Noma iyiphi indlela, ngethemba ukuthi bazokwenza ukuthi umomotheke, mfundi othandekayo.
Futhi uma ngabe ungumuntu impilo enzima kuye manje, ngithemba ukuthi bazoletha injabulo encane kulokho okungase kube usuku olumnyama.
Ngethemba ukuthi uzowajabulela wonke.
Ngokombono wami othobekile, lezi ezinye zezingcaphuno ezihlekisayo ozozifunda namuhla noma, ngempela, nganoma yiluphi usuku.
Hleka isikhathi eside futhi uhleke kakhulu, ngoba ukuphila kufushane kakhulu ukuba ungagcwalisi izinsuku zakho ngokuhleka. Jabulela lesi sikhathi, ngoba lesi sikhathi siyimpilo yakho.
Izingcaphuno Ezihlekisayo:
- Kwakuyimi, ngadedela izinja.
- Ukuba umzali kuyindlela esabisa kakhulu ukudlula kuyo.
- Abantu bathi ngenza sengathi anginandaba. Akusona isenzo.
- Izikelemu ezimbili zikasilika zazinomjaho. Bagcine sebebophene.
- Ngivimbe izingane endlini yami kodwa izingane zisangena ngandlela thize.
- Namuhla ngolunye lwalezo zinsuku lapho ngisho nekhofi lami lidinga ikhofi.
- Ngisalelwe yisinyathelo esisodwa ekubeni ngicebe, engikudingayo manje yimali.
- I-apula ngosuku ligcina noma ubani uma uliphonsa kanzima ngokwanele.
- Sengilungise ngisuka embhedeni ngize ngifike kusofa. Akukho okungivimbayo manje.
- Ivila igama elibi kangaka. Ngincamela ukukubiza ngokubamba iqhaza okukhethiwe.
- Ngicabanga ukuthi kukhona okushodayo empilweni yami. Njengezigidi ezine noma ezinhlanu zamadola.
- Uyazi ukuthi ungumama uma uqonda ukuthi kungani iphalishi likamama webhele lalibanda.
- Ngake ngathola umsebenzi efekthri yejusi wamawolintshi kodwa ngafakwa ethini ngoba ngangingakwazi ukugxilisa ingqondo.
- Ngikulokho kudla okusha lapho udla noma yini oyifunayo futhi uthandazela isimangaliso.
- Impilo ethandekayo, ngenkathi ngithi "Ingabe lolu suku lungaba lubi nakakhulu?" kwakungumbuzo ongasho lutho, hhayi inselele.
- Angilokothi ngenze iphutha elifanayo kabili. Ngikwenza izikhathi ezintathu noma ezine, niyazi, ukuze ngiqiniseke!
- Ungangixabanisi; Ngiyazi iKarate, iJudo, iJujitsu, iKung Fu namanye amagama angama-20 ayingozi.
- Bengizowuthatha umhlaba namuhla kodwa ngilele. Ihlehlisiwe, futhi!
- Leso sikhathi esinzima awukwazi ukuqonda ukuthi uthini umuntu ngemva kokuphinda izikhathi ezinhlanu.
- Ngikhumbula eminyakeni edlule lapho engangifuna ukukwenza kwakuwukuba ngimdala. Ngenze iphutha.
- Ngesikhathi sekhefu lasehlobo, u-Santa ubebuka okuthunyelwe kwakho ku-Facebook. Kulo nyaka uthola isichazamazwi.
Ividiyo enamazwana alalelwayo:
Sicela wabelane ngalokhu okuthunyelwe:
Ngakho-ke mfundi othandekayo, ingabe okungenani ezinye zalezi zicaphuno ezihlekisayo zikukitazile? Ingabe lokhu okuthunyelwe bekuhlekisa futhi kuwufanele imizuzu embalwa yesikhathi sakho?
Uma noma iyiphi yalezi zingcaphuno ezihlekisayo ikwenze wamamatheka, sicela wabelane ngalokhu okuthunyelwe nabangane bakho ezinkundleni zokuxhumana.
Uma wabelana, wonke umuntu uyawina. Kuhlale kuwumqondo omuhle ukudlulisa ukumamatheka.
Beka ukumamatheka ebusweni bomunye umuntu futhi wenze isenzo sakho esihle sosuku. Ngakho qhubeka, sicela wabelane ngalokhu okuthunyelwe manje.
Bese mhlawumbe ungathanda ukuhleka okwengeziwe? Uma kunjalo, mane uchofoze izixhumanisi ezingezansi.
Ngiyabonga ngokweseka kwakho.
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