Nazi izindaba ezinhlanu ezimfushane ezihlekisayo ezizokulethela ukumamatheka ngokuqinisekile. Zijabulele zonke, bese ngicela ukukudlulisa.
Izindaba Ezimfushane Ezihlekisayo:
1. Isihlalo esiyisipele e-Super Bowl:
YiSuper Bowl , futhi uBill unethikithi lesihlalo sangaphambili. Njengoba ehlala esihlalweni sakhe, uqaphela ukuthi isihlalo esiseduze kwakhe asinamuntu, ngokumangalisayo.
Asondele akhulume nensizwa engaphesheya kwalesi sihlalo esingenamuntu.
“Ucabanga ukuthi kukhona umuntu ozohlala lapha?” kusho uBill.
“ Cha ,” kusho umakhelwane wakhe, “ lesi sihlalo sizobe singenalutho namuhla .”
“ Wow, lokho kuyamangalisa ,” kusho uBill. “ Ubani ongaba nethikithi leSuper Bowl kodwa angalisebenzisi? Liyisihlalo sangaphambili! ”
“ Empeleni, ithikithi ngelami ,” kusho umakhelwane wakhe. “ Ngilithengele umkami, kodwa ngokudabukisayo, ushonile. Lena yiSuper Bowl yokuqala esingayibukeli ndawonye selokhu sashada. ”
“ O, ngidabuka kakhulu ukuzwa lokho ,” kusho uBill. “ Kuyadabukisa kakhulu lokho, kodwa awukwazanga yini ukuthola umngane noma isihlobo esizojoyina? ”
Indoda inikina ikhanda. “ Cha ,” kusho yona. “ Bonke basemngcwabeni. ”
2. Upholi onesimo sengqondo:
UJane wayedlula esitolo sakhe sezilwane zasekhaya nsuku zonke lapho eya emsebenzini. Futhi nsuku zonke upholi, obekwe ekhejini ngaphambili, uthi kuye, “ Mama, mubi! ”
Hhayi-ke, uJane wakuyeka lokhu okwesikhashana, kodwa kwaqala ukumcasula. Ngakho, ngokwemvelo, wacabanga ukuthi inkambo engcono kakhulu kungaba ukukhuluma nomnikazi wesitolo.
Lapho ezwa indaba yakhe, umnikazi wesitolo sezilwane waba namahloni kakhulu futhi waxolisa kuye.
Wabe esekhuza upholi wathembisa uJane ukuthi ngeke kuphinde kwenzeke.
Kodwa-ke, ngosuku olulandelayo njengoba uJane ehamba edlula esitolo, upholi waphinda wathi kuye, “ Mama, umubi! ”
Nokho, uJane kwamcasula kakhulu lokhu futhi ngokushesha wasongela umnikazi wesitolo sezilwane ngecala uma kwenzeka futhi.
Ngokwemvelo, into yokugcina ayidingayo yicala elivulelwe yena, ngakho manje naye akajabule.
Uthatha ipholi uyiyise emhubheni ongemuva kwesitolo, lapho kukhona khona i-dumpster, bese ethi, “Manje ngilalele, mfowethu! Tshela lowo wesifazane ukuthi mubi futhi, uzogcina usekuleyo dumpster. Uyangizwa?”
Upholi uyanqekuzisa ikhanda, futhi umnikazi wesitolo sesilwane asibuyisele ngaphambili.
Ngakusasa, njengoba uJane edlula ngaphambili esitolo, ugqolozele upholi, futhi akezwa… lutho.
UJane uyamomotheka bese ehamba, kodwa njengoba enyamalala kude, uzwa ipholi ngemuva kwakhe lithi, “ Mama, uyazi ukuthi ngicabangani! ”
3. Igorilla idinga isiphuzo:
Igorila lingena ebhawa elinesitayela kakhulu eManhattan.
“ Ngakho-ke, mfowethu, ngingakutholelani? ” kubuza umthengisi weziphuzo.
“ Ngicela ungiphe ibhodlela elikhulu le- Bzart Lambiek ka-Oud Beersel , ” kuphendula i-gorilla.
“ Impela ,” kusho umthengisi wewayini, “ Ngicela lokho kube u-$125. ”
Igorila ikhokha ngekhadi layo le-Visa, bese ihlala phansi ekhawunteni ukuze ijabulele isiphuzo sayo esibiza kakhulu.
Ngemva kwemizuzwana embalwa, umthengisi wewayini uthi, “ Uyazi, mfowethu, asiphuzi ama-gorilla amaningi lapha. ”
Igorila liyamomotheka bese lithi, “ Ngala manani, angimangazi. ”
4. UDavid Hasselhoff endaweni yokucima ukoma:
UDavid Hasselhoff ungena ebharini yemfashini eManhattan bese e-oda isiphuzo.
“ Yebo, mnumzane , Mnu. Hasselhoff ,” kusho umthengisi wewayini, “ eza ngqo .”
“ Sawubona, ndoda, ngibize ngokuthi uHoff,” kuphendula inganekwane yesikrini.
“ Impela ,” kuphendula umthengisi weziphuzo. “ Awudingi nkinga .”
5. Ukuzalwa kwesiko lezempi:
Ekamu lezempi eBiloxi, eMississippi , umphathi omusha oqokiwe uhlola izikhungo.
Njengoba ezulazula ekamu, ubona isosha elibonakala liqaphe ibhentshi eceleni kwenkundla yombukiso.
Umkhuzi uyahamba abuze isosha ukuthi lenzani.
“ Mnumzane! Ngiqapha leli bhentshi. Mnumzane! ” kusho isosha, ngokushesha nangenhlonipho.
“ Kungani, sosha? ” kubuza uMkhuzi, edidekile kancane.
“ Mnumzane! Umkhuzi wokugcina ukhiphe umyalelo wokuthi leli bhentshi kumele liqashwe ngaso sonke isikhathi. Mnumzane! ” kusho isosha.
“ Yebo, kodwa kungani? ” kusho uMkhuzi, edidekile nakakhulu.
“ Mnumzane! Kuyisiko. Mnumzane! ” kusho isosha.
Manje, lesi simo senza umphathi wamabutho waba nelukuluku lokufuna ukwazi, kodwa njengoba ayemazi kahle umanduleli wakhe, wanquma ukumshayela ucingo.
“ Sawubona Jim ,” kusho umphathi webutho kumuntu owayengaphambi kwakhe ocingweni. “ Ngesikhathi ulapha eBiloxi, wakhipha umyalelo wokuthi ibhentshi enkundleni yombukiso liqashwe ngaso sonke isikhathi. Bengizibuza ukuthi kungani.”
“ Uma ngikhuluma iqiniso, Mike, angiqiniseki ukuthi kungani ,” kusho owandulela umlawuli. “ Owandulelayo wayekhiphe umyalo ofanayo, futhi ngaqhubeka nalelo siko .”
Umkhuzi wayeyindoda eqotho, futhi wanquma ukuthi uzofinyelela ekugcineni kule ndaba ukuze athole isizathu.
Izingxoxo zalandela nabanye abayisithupha ababengaphambi kwakhe kwaze kwaba yilapho efinyelela endodeni eyayikhiphe umyalo wokuqala.
Ukhulume ocingweni nojenene osewathatha umhlalaphansi, manje osevile eminyakeni engu-90.
“ Mnumzane, nginguMike Gomez, futhi muva nje ngiqokwe njengomlawuli eBiloxi, futhi bengizibuza ukuthi kungani ukhiphe umyalo wokubeka umlindi eduze kwebhentshi enkundleni yombukiso eminyakeni engaba ngu-50 edlule? ” kusho umphathi.
“ Ini? ” kuphendula ijenerali endala, edidekile kancane. “ Ingabe upende osebhentshini usamanzi?”
Sicela wabelane ngalokhu okuthunyelwe nabangani bakho:
Ngakho-ke mfundi othandekayo, ingabe uthole lezi zindaba ezimfushane ezihlekisayo zihlekisa ngendlela obufisa ngayo? Impela, ngethemba ukuthi bonke bakuhlekile.
Mhlawumbe ungathanda ukuhleka okwengeziwe? Bese sicela uchofoze izixhumanisi ezingezansi.
Futhi uma ukujabulele lokhu okuthunyelwe, sicela wabelane ngakho nabangane bakho ezinkundleni zokuxhumana. Uma wabelana ngezindaba ezimfushane ezihlekisayo, ngokuqinisekile wonke umuntu ungumnqobi?
Ukwesekwa kwakho kuyakwazisa ngempela.
Ngiyabonga.
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