Ngisanda kwabelana ngezingcaphuno ezinhle kakhulu ezimfushane, futhi impendulo evela kubafundi ibiyinhle kakhulu.
Eqinisweni, impendulo yaba yinhle kangangokuthi ngicabange ukuthi ngizokwabelana nawe okwengeziwe.
Ngakho-ke nali elinye iqoqo elivela kujenali yami.
Nginesiqiniseko sokuthi leli qoqo lezingcaphuno ezinhle zomugqa owodwa lizokwenza ukuthi umomotheke. Ngakho-ke sicela uthathe amaminithi ambalwa ukuze ujabulele wonke. Futhi-ke, ube nosuku oluhle.
Futhi ungakhohlwa ukuwadlulisela.
Izingcaphuno ezinhle kakhulu zomugqa owodwa (1-10):
- 668 - Umakhelwane wesilo.
- Uma ungeke ukwazi ukubakholisa, badideke.
- Lapho ikusasa likude, libukeka lingcono.
- Ngaphandle uma uyinja eholayo, ukubuka akushintshi.
- Qaphela ukuphepha. U-80% wabantu udalwa yizingozi.
- U-50% wabo bonke odokotela baphumelele engxenyeni engezansi yekilasi labo.
- Imisebenzi ekhathazayo! Izinto ezingama-90% engikhathazeka ngazo azikaze zenzeke.
- Kungani besebenzisa izinaliti ezibulala amagciwane ukuze bafe ngomjovo obulalayo?
- I-bargain yinto ongayidingi ngentengo ongeke ukwazi ukumelana nayo.
- Impilo enhle imane iyizinga elihamba kancane esingase sife ngalo.
Izingcaphuno ezinhle kakhulu zomugqa owodwa (11-20):
- Unembeza yiwo obuhlungu lapho zonke ezinye izitho zakho zizizwa zimnandi kakhulu.
- Ukuhlakanipha wukukwazi ukuphakamisa amashiya esikhundleni sezwi lakho.
- Ukuthula kwakhe akusho ukuthi ukwenza kwakho ucansi kwamshiya enkemile.
- Imali ayibalulekile kodwa iphezulu lapho nomoya-mpilo wokuxhasa ukuphila.
- Uma kufanele ukhethe phakathi kobubi obubili, khetha obungakaze ubuzame ngaphambili.
- Akusho lutho ukuthi uyawina noma uyahlulwa: okubalulekile ukuthi ngiyawina noma ngiyahlulwa.
- Ngezinye izikhathi usizo olungcono kakhulu ongalunikeza umuntu ukusunduza okuhle, okuqinile.
- ISEXWAYISO: Ukuphuza utshwala kungase kukwenze ucabange ukuthi uyakwazi ukucula.
- Uzwile ngomfana owanqunywa lonke uhlangothi lwesobunxele? Uyaphila manje.
- Abanye bethu bafunda emaphutheni abanye; thina sonke kufanele sibe abanye.
Izingcaphuno ezinhle kakhulu zomugqa owodwa (21-30):
- Kufanele ngizivocavoce ekuseni kakhulu ngaphambi kokuba ingqondo yami iqonde ukuthi ngenzani.
- Ukuphambuka kungumuntu; ukusola omunye umuntu kukhombisa ukuthi unesiphiwo kwezepolitiki.
- I-stress yilapho uvuka umemeza futhi ubona ukuthi awukalali.
- Owesifazane kufanele athande indoda embi kanye noma kabili empilweni yakhe, ukuze abonge ngomuhle.
- Cabanga ukuthi umuntu ojwayelekile uyisiphukuphuku kangakanani futhi ubone ukuthi ingxenye yabo iyisiphukuphuku kunalokho.
- Kunezinhlobo ezimbili zabantu abangasho okuningi: labo abathule nalabo abakhuluma kakhulu.
- Kwenzeka kanjani ukuthi umentshisi owodwa onganaki uthungele ihlathi umlilo, kodwa kudinga ibhokisi lonke ukuze ubhule umlilo?
- Ngacela ibhayisikili kuNkulunkulu, kodwa ngiyazi ukuthi uNkulunkulu akasebenzi ngaleyo ndlela. Ngakho ngeba ibhayisikili ngacela intethelelo.
- Isimo sengqondo esiqondile singase singazixazululi zonke izinkinga zakho, kodwa sizocasula abantu abanele ukuba bakwenze kuwufanele umzamo.
- Umehluko phakathi kwesehlukaniso nokuhlukana okungokomthetho uwukuthi ukwehlukana okungokomthetho kunikeza umyeni isikhathi sokufihla imali yakhe.
Sicela wabelane ngalokhu okuthunyelwe nabangani bakho:
Uma ukujabulele lokhu okuthunyelwe, mfundi othandekayo, sicela wabelane ngakho nabangane bakho ezinkundleni zokuxhumana.
Uma wabelana, wonke umuntu uyawina.
Ngakho sicela wabelane ngakho manje. Uma ungangenzela lokho, ngingahlala ngibonga kakhulu. Uzobe usiza i-blogger ekhuthele ukuthi ifinyelele izethameli eziningi. Ngakho lokho kungaba isenzo sakho esihle sosuku.
Uma uthanda ukuhleka okuthile, bese uchofoza izixhumanisi ezingezansi. Uzothola inala yokukwenza umomotheke.
Ngiyabonga ukwesekwa kwakho mfundi othandekayo.
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ISIVIVINYO: Okuthunyelwe kuqukethe izixhumanisi ezihambisanayo; akukho mali eyengeziwe kuwe; amakhomishini asekela izindleko zokugcina le webhusayithi. Ngiyakwazisa ukwesekwa kwakho. Ngiyabonga.
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