Namuhla, ngifuna izingcaphuno ezinhle kakhulu zikaHomer Simpson.
Futhi ngicabanga ukuthi lezi kufanele kube yizingcaphuno eziyi-19 ezinhle kakhulu zikaHomer Simpson. Ngiyethemba ukuthi bazophakamisa ukumamatheka noma okubili nabafundi. Ukuthatha kukaHomer empilweni kuhlale kuhlakaniphile futhi kuhlekisa kakhulu.
Ngiyayithanda i-The Simpsons, futhi, ikakhulukazi, ifilosofi kaHomer Simpson ngempilo ayihluleki ukungenza ngihleke kakhulu. Ngakho-ke namuhla ngicabange ukuthi kungaba mnandi ukubheka emuva kwezinye zezingcaphuno zakhe ezingasoze zalibaleka.
Uma ungumlandeli we-The Simpsons, ngiyaqiniseka ukuthi uzokujabulela ukuphinda uvakashele amazwi kaHomer okuhlakanipha.
Bajabulele bonke.
Izingcaphuno ezinhle kakhulu zikaHomer Simpson:
- Ukuzama kuyisinyathelo sokuqala sokwehluleka.
- Opharetha! Nginike inombolo ka-911!
- Uma ehlakaniphe kangaka, kwenzeka kanjani ukuthi afe?
- Angikaze ngixolise. Ngiyaxolisa, kodwa yindlela engiyiyo.
- Marge, uyazi kuwubudedengu ukukhuluma ngibe ngigcwele umlomo.
- Ubulima busifake kulolubishi, ubulima buzosikhipha.
- Uma ngingasho amazwi ambalwa, ngingaba isikhulumi sasobala esingcono.
- Bantwana, ukuthi anginandaba akusho ukuthi angilalele.
- Ngizoyenza imali ngokuthengisa esinye sesibindi sami. Ngingadlula ngeyodwa.
- Inkinga emhlabeni namuhla ukuxhumana; ukuxhumana kakhulu.
- Kulula kakhulu ukuhlakanipha. Cabanga nje into ewubulima ungayisho.
- Ngangicabanga ukuthi nginesifiso sokubhujiswa, kodwa engangikufuna kwakuyisemishi lekilabhu.
- Ukube uNkulunkulu ubengafuni ngidle inkukhu esontweni, ngabe wenza ukuminza kube yisono.
- Ngifunde ukuthi impilo iwukuhlulwa okuphindiwe ngemva kokunye uze ufise sengathi ngabe uFlanders ufile.
- Ukuvolontiya kungokwabantu abancelayo. Ubuwazi ukuthi amavolontiya awaholi ngisho ngezinto azenzayo?
- Ukuphuma ezintweni kubalulekile ukufunda; yikho okusehlukanisa nezilwane; ngaphandle komzinyane.
- Izingane zinhle. Ungabafundisa ukuzonda lokho okuzondayo, futhi, nge-inthanethi nakho konke, bayaziphakamisa.
- Marge, zama ukuqonda. Kunezinhlobo ezimbili zabafundi basekolishi, ojoki kanye neziphukuphuku. Njengojoki, kuwumsebenzi wami ukunikeza izihlakaniphi isikhathi esinzima.
- Ngifuna ukwabelana nawe ngokuthile: Imisho emithathu emincane ezokusiza empilweni. Inombolo 1: Ngimboze. Inombolo 2: O, umbono omuhle, Boss! Inombolo 3: Kwaba njalo lapho ngifika lapha.
Sicela wabelane ngalokhu okuthunyelwe nabangani bakho:
Ingabe uyavuma ukuthi lezi ezinye zezingcaphuno ezinhle kakhulu zikaHomer Simpson?
Uyenza? Ngithemba kanjalo noma kunjalo.
Uma ukujabulele, sicela wabelane ngalokhu okuthunyelwe nabangane bakho ezinkundleni zokuxhumana, njengoba ukwabelana kuwukuwina kwawo wonke umuntu.
Ngakho ngicela wabelane ngalokhu okuthunyelwe manje. Uma ungangenzela lokho, ngizohlala ngibonga. Uzobe usiza i-blogger ekhuthele ukufinyelela izethameli eziningi, futhi lokho kuzoba isenzo sakho esihle sosuku.
Ngiyabonga.
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