Iziqhulo ezingama-25 ezihlekisayo ezinokwenza ukuba uncume

Ngaba ufuna ukuvuyiswa kancinane, mfundi othandekayo? Ke mhlawumbi ezinye zezi ziqhulo zihlekisayo ze-line-liner ziya kukwenza uncume.

Ndikhe ndachwetheza ijenali yam kwezinye zezona zigqwesileyo zombane endizivileyo kwezi nyanga zidlulileyo, kwaye ndiye ndakhetha ezinye ezizezona zilungileyo kuwe.

Andikwazi ukuqinisekisa ababhali besicatshulwa ngabanye, kodwa ukuba uyazi, nceda undazise ngephepha loqhagamshelwano. Ndinqwenela kakhulu ukongeza iikhredithi apho kunokwenzeka.

Okwangoku, phumla kwaye uthathe imizuzwana embalwa ukonwabela ezi ziqhulo zihlakaniphileyo zomgca omnye.

Iziqhulo ezichuliweyo (1-10):

1. UMoses wayenecwecwe lokuqala eliqhagamshelwe efini.
2. Ndingakwazi ukuthetha ulwimi lwesibini? Ngaba intetho engcolileyo ibalulekile?
3. Ewe isazela sam simsulwa. Ayizange isetyenziswe.
4. Ngaba ndingazi kwaye ndingenamdla? Andazi kwaye andikhathali.
5. Ukuba amahashe akho akatshayi, isitali sakho kufuneka sitshiswe ngomlilo.
6. Ngawaphi amagama amabini ookrebe abathanda ukuwava kakhulu? Umntu phezu kwenqanawa!
7. Ndinentliziyo yengonyama. Ndithe ndasifumana isithintelo ebomini bam kumyezo wezilwanyana.
8. Amagama amane awona mahle kulwimi lwesiNgesi. Ndikuxelele!
9. Ukuba bendineesenti ezingama-50 kuzo zonke iimviwo zezibalo endizitshonayo, bendizakuba ne-$9.35 ngoku.
10. Ndeva ingoma kunomathotholo malunga neetortilla. Enyanisweni, yayiyi-rap.

Iziqhulo ezichuliweyo (11-20):

11. Ngaba ndicinga ukuba iibhodi ezimhlophe ziyimveliso emangalisayo? Ngokuqinisekileyo, ziyamangalisa.
12. Andazi ukuba kutheni, kodwa bathi ndiyazithoba. Oko kuthetha phantsi ebantwini.
13. Inye into endinokuyithetha ngemihla yakudala kukuba ndandingekho mhle ndingemdalanga.
14. Bashiye befuna ngaphezulu lihlala liyingcebiso enkulu ngaphandle kokuba usebenza kuncedo lwentlekele.
15. Usibiza ngokuthini isihlunu esithambileyo esiphakathi kwamazinyo kakrebe? Indadi enelishwa.
16. Ngaba ufuna ukuhleka? Qalisa ingxabano nomntu xa enehiccups.
17. Ukuba asifanele sitye ebusuku, ngoko umbuzo ocacileyo uthi, "Kutheni ifriji inokukhanya?"
18. Ndandinengxaki yenkumbulo yexesha elifutshane, ngoko ndaya kugqirha wam. Wayefuna intlawulo kwangaphambili.
19. Ndafunda kwiphephandaba ukuba isemicolon yaphula umthetho. Izivakalisi ezibini ezilandelelanayo, ngokucacileyo.
20. Iiponti ezingama-250 emhlabeni ziyafana neeponti ezingama-95 kwiMercury. Ngoko andityebanga; Ndihlala kwiplanethi engalunganga.

Iziqhulo ezichuliweyo (21-25):

21. Ufumana ntoni xa uvuka ngosuku lomsebenzi, ufumanisa ukuba uphelile ikofu? I-depresso.
22. Ndivuke ekuseni andisakhumbuli ukuba ilanga liphuma kweliphi icala. Kwatsho kwathi qatha kum.
23. Ngoku kukho umahluko phakathi komntu otya ihlumelo namagqabi kunye nomntu otyayo, ohlumayo namagqabi.
24. Ukuba ukuxobula itswele kubangela ukuba uphalaze iinyembezi ezimbalwa, ngoko musa ukwakha ubuhlobo ngokweemvakalelo kunye nabo kwasekuqaleni.
25. Ngaba abafazi kufuneka bavunyelwe ukuba babe nabantwana emva kwama-40? Ewe, kukhetho lwabo, kodwa i-40 ibonakala ingaphezulu kwabantwana ngokwaneleyo kum.

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Ke, mfundi othandekayo, ngaba esi sithuba besixabisa iqhekezana lexesha lakho? Ngaba ukunandiphile ukuyifunda? Ngaba kukho kwezi ziqhulo zihlekisayo ezikwenze wancuma?

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