
Namhlanje ndiphonononga izicatshulwa ngu John Lennon.
John Lennon waphefumlela isizukulwana. Akunjalo ngeengoma zakhe kuphela, kodwa ngengqondo yakhe kunye nefilosofi eyayixhasa ubomi bakhe.
Ngaphezu kwako konke, wayengumntu ocingayo nokwaziyo ukunxibelelana, yaye wayekwazi ukuvakalisa iimvakalelo neemvakalelo zakhe ngeendlela abantu abaninzi ababenokunxulumana ngazo, ubuncinane ukusa kumlinganiselo othile.
Ke, ndikunika iikowuti ezingama-21 ngo John Lennon ukucacisa ingongoma ekuthethwa ngayo apha.
Nokuba ungumlandeli we John Lennon okanye ungumntu nje owonwabelayo isicatshulwa esixhokonxa ingcinga okanye ezimbini, kufuneka ufumane into apha ezakwenza ucinge. Uninzi lwazo zonke, uya kufumana izicaphulo ezibonisa nje ubukrelekrele obuyiyo John Lennon.
Oku kokunye UJohn Lennon Iingcaphuno ezinkulu, eziya kuphucula ingqondo yakho kwaye ziphucule nosuku lwakho.
Ke zifunde zonke ngoku kwaye wabelane ngale post nabahlobo bakho.
Ukuba uthanda John Lennon ikhowuti ayikho apha, zive ukhululekile ukusebenzisa IPHEPHA LOQHAGAMSHELWANO ukuze undazise, kwaye ndiza kukuhlaziya esi sithuba.

Icatshulwa nguJohn Lennon (1-10):
- Ubugcisa buyindlela kuphela yokubonisa intlungu.
- Inyani ishiya okuninzi kwintelekelelo.
- Okukhona ndibona kancinci ndiyazi ngokuqinisekileyo.
- Ndikholelwa kuyo yonke into de iphikiswe.
- Yonke into ibaluleke njengayo yonke enye into.
- Andikholelwa ekubulaleni, nokuba siyintoni na isizathu!
- UThixo ngumbono apho silinganisa intlungu yethu.
- Njengesiqhelo, kukho umfazi omkhulu emva zonke idiot.
- Kuya kufuneka ube yindlavini ukwenza oko, kwaye yinyani leyo.
- Wonke umntu uyakuthanda xa uneenyawo ezintandathu emhlabeni.

Icatshulwa nguJohn Lennon (11-21):
- Ulonwabo yindlela oziva ngayo xa ungaziva ulusizi.
- Ewe, sonke siyakhanya, njengenyanga, neenkwenkwezi, nelanga.
- Into emasiyenze kukugcina ithemba liphila kuba ngaphandle kwalo siya kutshona.
- Andikwazi ukukuvusa. Ungakuvusa. Andikwazi ukukunyanga. Ungakunyanga.
- Inxalenye yam irhanela ukuba ndingumntu olahlekileyo, yaye enye inxalenye yam icinga ukuba ndinguThixo uSomandla.
- Awudingi mntu ukuba akuxelele ukuba ungubani okanye ungubani. Uyilento uyiyo!
- Sinaso esi sipho sothando, kodwa uthando lufana nesityalo esixabisekileyo. Kufuneka uqhubeke uyinkcenkceshela. Kufuneka uyijonge ngenene kwaye uyikhulise.
- Xa urhaxwa, awuthi 'ndingavuya ngendlela engathethekiyo ukuba umntu ebenokubona kwangaphambili ukuba ndiyarhaxwa aze andincede,' usuka nje ukhale.
- Indima yam eluntwini, okanye nayiphi na indima yegcisa okanye imbongi, kukuzama ukuvakalisa oko siziva sisonke. Hayi ukuxelela abantu ukuba bazive njani. Hayi njengomshumayeli, kungekhona njengenkokeli, kodwa njengembonakaliso yethu sonke.
- Uluntu lwethu luqhutywa ngabantu abaphambeneyo ngeenjongo eziphambeneyo. Ndicinga ukuba siqhutywa zii-maniacs kwiinjongo zobuhlanya kwaye ndicinga ukuba ndinyanzelekile ukuba ndibekwe kude njengegeza ngokuyichaza loo nto. Nantso into ephambene ngayo.
- Sinaso esi sipho sothando, kodwa uthando lufana nesityalo esixabisekileyo. Awunoyivuma nje uyishiye ekhabhathini okanye ucinge ukuba iza kuziqhubela yona. Kufuneka uqhubeke uyinkcenkceshela. Kufuneka uyijonge ngenene kwaye uyikhulise.

Nceda wabelane ngale posi:
Ngaba uzifumene ezi catshulwa ngo John Lennon inika umdla kwaye iyakhuthaza njengoko ubunethemba, mfundi othandekayo?
Wenze? Ndiyathemba ukuba kunjalo.
Ukuba kunjalo, nceda wabelane ngale post nabahlobo bakho, kuba xa usabelana, wonke umntu uyaphumelela.
Ke qhubeka, nceda wabelane ngale post ngoku kwimidiya yoluntu. Ukuba unokundenzela loo nto, ndiya kuba nombulelo ongazenzisiyo.
Enkosi.
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