Ukuba uyazithanda iikowuti ezimfutshane, ezihlekisayo, ndiye ndafumana ezimbalwa omele ukonwabele. Jonga ukuba zingaphi kwezi onokuthi usebenze kusuku lwakho.
Nazi ii-30 ezimfutshane, izicatshulwa ezihlekisayo endikugcinele zona, mfundi othandekayo, kwaye zonke ziya kuphakamisa uncumo. Ngokuqinisekileyo bandenza ndancuma.
Zonwabele zonke.
Kwaye nceda, uzive ukhululekile ukubadlulisela.
Iingcaphuno ezimfutshane ezihlekisayo (1-10):
Ubomi bam bufuna ukulungiswa.
Owagqibela ngokuhleka akazange ayifumane.
Xa kungekhonto eya ekunene Yiya ekhohlo.
Ubomi bunzima. Ngapha koko, kuyakubulala.
Ukuba awunangxaki, akunamsebenzi.
Ukuba ndikunike umnwe, uyizuzile.
Leliphi elinye igama leThesaurus?
Ndinqwenela ukuba isipaji sam sifike nezinto eziphinda zigcwaliswe simahla.
Ukuba ucinga ukuba ndimfutshane, zama ukuvavanya umonde wam.
Inkqubela-phambili bubuchule bomntu bokwenza lula ukwenza lula.
Iingcaphuno ezimfutshane ezihlekisayo (11-20):
Isipaji sam sinjengetswele; ukuyivula kundenza ndilile.
Ukuba isicathulo sikaCinderella sifakwe ngokugqibeleleyo, kutheni sawa?
Emva kwayo yonke indoda enkulu kukho umfazi okhupha amehlo akhe.
Andibaleki emsebenzini onzima; Ndiyonqena ukubaleka.
Musa ukuthatha ubomi njengento ebalulekileyo. Awunakuze uphume uphila.
Andimntu. Akukhomntu ogqibelele. Ngoko ke, ndigqibelele.
Ukuba ushushu kunam, lo nto ithetha ukuba ndipholile kunawe.
Kakade ke, andinakufela iinkolelo zam; Ndisenokuba andilunganga.
Mhlawumbi ukuba sixelele abantu ukuba ingqondo yi-app, baya kuqala ukuyisebenzisa.
Ukuba asifanele sitye ebusuku, kutheni kukho isibane kwisikhenkcisi?
Iingcaphuno ezimfutshane ezihlekisayo (21-30):
Ukubona isigcawu egumbini lam akoyiki. Kuyoyikeka xa inyamalala.
Kutheni ndifuna ukujoyina nayiphi na iklabhu enokuthi ndibe lilungu?
Ukuthula yigolide ngaphandle kokuba unabantwana; emva koko kuyakrokra nje.
Ingxaki yobomi kukuba zonke ezona zinto zilungileyo azikho mthethweni, azikho mthethweni, azikho mthethweni okanye zityebile.
Bathi, “Ungakhe uyizame le nto ekhaya,” ngoko ndize endlwini yakho ukuze ndiyizame.
Ngamanye amaxesha ndiye ndinqwenele ukuba bendiyingwane ukuze ndiqhwabe abantu abasibhozo ngexesha elinye.
Ingqiqo ifana nedeodorant; abo bayidinga kakhulu abakhe bayisebenzise.
Injongo yam kule mpelaveki kukuhamba ngokwaneleyo ukuze abantu bangacingi ukuba ndifile.
Into yokuba izinto endizithethileyo zikhohlakele ayithethi ukuba azichanekanga.
Ibhedi yam yindawo enomlingo apho ndikhumbula ngokukhawuleza yonke into endilibele ukuyenza.
Isicelo sokuthobeka:
Ke mfundi othandekayo, ngaba esi sithuba sasihlekisa kwaye sixabisa imizuzu embalwa yexesha lakho?
Ngaba ezi zicatshulwa zimfutshane zazihlekisa? Ngaba bakuncumele? Ukuba kunjalo nceda wabelane ngale posi kunye nabahlobo bakho kwimidiya yoluntu.
Xa usabelana, wonke umntu uyaphumelela. Kuhlala kungumbono olungileyo ukudlulisa uncumo.
Beka uncumo ebusweni bomnye umntu, kwaye wenze umsebenzi wakho olungileyo wemini. Ke qhubeka, nceda wabelane ngale post ngoku.
Emva koko mhlawumbi ungathanda ukuhleka ngakumbi? Emva koko nqakraza nje kwiilinki ezingezantsi.
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