Ngama-60 eelayinini ezikrelekrele kunye neengcaphuno zokukwenza uncume

Namhlanje, ndikunika amabali ahlekisayo kunye neengcaphuno zokukwenza uncume, mfundi othandekayo.

Ukuba unexesha elinzima, iyeza elingcono lokuphucula indlela oziva ngayo kukuhleka okuncinci kunye neengcaphuno ezimbalwa eziza kuhambelana nawe.

Kwiposti yebhlog elandelayo, kukho ubutyebi bobulumko obukhazimlayo kunye nobulumko. Zikhethwe ngesandla, ezi ngcaphulo ayingomagama nje - yimitha yelanga emincinci esongelwe kwiisilabhili.

Ke, ngena kweli chibi limnandi kwaye uvumele amagama anyumbaze ithambo lakho elihlekisayo kwaye akhanyise intliziyo yakho!

Kwaye nceda, uzive ukhululekile ukuwadlulisela kubahlobo bakho.

Iingcaphuno zokukwenza uncume (1-10):

1. Andingomnqa; Ndinguhlelo olulinganiselweyo.
2. Ndingabhitya, kodwa andikuthandi ukuncipha.
3. Okukhona ndisiya ndisiba mdala, kokukhona kurhatyela.
4. Ukuba bendiyintaka, ndiyazi ukuba bendiza kukhwela bani.
5. Andonqeni. Ndikwimowudi yokonga amandla.
6. Akwaba abantu abaninzi bebethetha ngokutyibilikayo.
7. Ubomi bufutshane. Ncuma ngelixa usenamazinyo.
8. Ukuba uxinzelelo lutshise iikhalori, ndingaba yi-supermodel.
9. Indlu yam ibicocekile kule veki iphelileyo. Uxolo, uyiphosile.
10. Kwelinye icala, izigqibo ezimbi zenza amabali amahle.

Iingcaphuno zokukwenza uncume (11-20):

11. Ungaze uthembe izinyuko; bahlala bekwinto ethile.
12. Ukuba ngumntu omdala kakhulu kukuGoogling ukwenza izinto.
13. Ndalandela intliziyo yam, yandikhokelela ngqo efrijini.
14. Andinalo uluhlu lwamabhakethi, kodwa uluhlu lwam lwento yokwenza yimayile ubude.
15. Ewe, ndiyakwazi ukulala, ndiyakwazi ukwenza oko ndivale amehlo!
16. Ubudala linani nje leminyaka ihlabathi belikonwabela.
17. Ukuba nezityalo endlwini yindlela enhle yokwenza ngathi unobomi bakho kunye.
18. Uyazi ukuba umdala xa uyonwaba ngesipontshi esitsha sasekhitshini.
19. Ukuba ucinga ukuba akukho mntu ukukhathaleleyo ukuba uyaphila, zama ukuphosa isibini seentlawulo zakho zamatyala rhoqo.
20. Ugqirha wam undixelele indlela yokufumana uxolo lwangaphakathi lokwenyani kukugqiba into endiyiqalileyo. Ukuza kuthi ga ngoku, ndigqibile iingxowa ezimbini zeM&Ms, iingxowa ezine zeMaltesers kunye nekeyiki yetshokolethi. Ndiziva ndingcono kakade.

Iingcaphuno zokukwenza uncume (21-30):

21. Ukuba umntu omdala yisuphu, ngoko ke ndiyifolokhwe.
22. Andilibali; Ndisebenza nje kwindawo yexesha elahlukileyo.
23. Ukuba ushushu kunam, ngoko ndicinga ukuba ndipholile kunawe.
24. Ndiye ndatya iiveki ezimbini kwaye yonke into endiphulukene nayo ziintsuku ezili-14.
25. Ekuphela komthambo ofunyanwa ngabanye abantu kukutsibela kwizigqibo.
26. Abanye abantu bafana namafu. Xa benyamalala, iba yimini entle.
27. Awusoze uyiqonde into de ube uzama ukuyicacisela umntwana osakhasayo.
28. Imigca enxuseneyo inokuninzi okufanayo. Lihlazo soze badibane.
29. Ukuhleka kufana nesosula ifestile; ayinqandi imvula kodwa ikuvumela ukuba uqhubeke.
30. Umandlalo wam kunye nam sinobudlelwane obukhethekileyo; sigqibelele omnye komnye. Kodwa iwotshi yam yealam ibonakala ngathi ayiqondi.

Iingcaphuno zokukwenza uncume (31-40):

31. Khange ndikhubeke, bendisenza i-random gravity check.
32. Xa ubomi bukunika ivatala, usenokuba nedyslexia.
33. Ukuba awunakuphila ngaphandle kwam, kutheni ungekafi nje?
34. Ukuba isicathulo sikaCinderella sasifanelekile, kutheni sawa?
35. Itshokholethi yimpendulo. Ngubani okhathalayo ukuba nguwuphi umbuzo?
36. Ndibhala incwadi ngokuzibekela amangomso izinto. Ndizoqala ngomso.
37. Ifriji ngumzekelo ogqibeleleyo wento ebalulekileyo ngaphakathi.
38. Uhlaziyo lobomi: Ngoku uyibambe yonke kunye nephini enye ye-bobby.
39. Ibhalansi yebhanki yam sisikhumbuzo esithe rhoqo sokuba ndikhuselekile kubusela besazisi.
40. Ukwenza impazamo ngumntu. Ukuyibeka ityala komnye umntu kubonisa amandla okuphatha.

Iingcaphuno zokukwenza uncume (41-50):

41. Umthambo? Uxolo, bendicinga ukuba uthe, 'iifrizi ezongezelelweyo'.
42. Ndazama ukuvuma kanye. Okona kubi kwimizuzu emibini yobomi bam.
43. Inkumbulo yam yobuntwana endiyithandayo kukungahlawuli amatyala.
44. Andifuni kucaphula inkuthazo kusasa. Ndidinga ikofu.
45. Uba undibona ndithetha ndodwa yazi nje ndine staff meeting.
46. Ubomi bufana nomqulu wephepha langasese. Okukhona usondela esiphelweni, kokukhona kuhamba ngokukhawuleza.
47. Umnqweno wam omkhulu ebomini kukuba umntu angandifuna njengokuba ndifuna ikeyiki yetshokholethi.
48. Ukutya Usuku 1: Ndikususile konke ukutya okungenampilo endlwini. Ibimnandi kakhulu.
49. Awunakuze umdala kakhulu ukuba ulahle izinto ezingalindelekanga kwiinqwelo zokuthenga zabantu xa bengakhange bajonge.
50. Imali ayinakuthenga ulonwabo. Kodwa inokuthenga iwayini kunye netshokolethi, nto leyo ifana kakhulu.

Iingcaphuno zokukwenza uncume (51-60):

51. Okwangoku andijongwanga. Ndiyazi, iyandothusa nam.
52. Ewe, ndine sixpack. Ikhuselwe nje ngumaleko wamafutha.
53. Emva kwawo wonke umama osebenzayo kukho isixa esikhulu sekofu.
54. Uyazi ukuba umdala xa amakhandlela akho abiza ngaphezu kwekeyiki yakho.
55. Ndicinga ukuba ndifuna iindondo kuba ndihlala ndibona abantu abanobuso obubini.
56. Ingqiqo inqabile kule mihla, kangangokuba kufuneka ithathwe njengamandla amakhulu.
57. Ukuba akufanelanga ukuba sifumane amashwamshwam ezinzulwini zobusuku, kutheni kukho isibane efrijini?
58. Ngamanye amaxesha inyathelo lokuqala lokuxolela kukuqonda ukuba omnye umntu usisidenge esipheleleyo.
59. Andizange ndibaleke. Ke, ukuba undibona ndibaleka, nawe kufuneka ubaleke ngoba kukho into eyoyikekayo izakuba ileqa.
60. Xa uqaphela ukuba uxinzelelo zizimuncumuncu ezipelwe ngasemva, uyakuqonda ukubaluleka kokutya okuthuthuzelayo.

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Enkosi ngenkxaso yakho mfundi othandekayo.

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