Ndiyakuthanda ukufunda amazwi ahlekisayo kaSpike Milligan. Ngokungathandabuzekiyo wayeyindoda enethambo elihlekisayo.
Ukuba awuqhelananga negama lakhe, uSpike Milligan wayengumhlekisi ohlekisayo, ongenantlonelo, nothandwayo kakhulu kwaye wayedumile kumabonakude nakwirediyo yaseBritane kangangeminyaka emininzi emva kwemfazwe, de wasweleka ngo-2002.
UTerence Alan Milligan wazalelwa eIndiya; wayengunyana weKapteni yoMkhosi wase-Bhritane ophuma kwinzala yase-Ireland kunye nomama oliNgesi.
Ukongeza ekubeni ngumdlali weqonga omangalisayo, mhlawumbi owaziwa kakhulu ngomsebenzi wakhe kwiGoon Show , wayengumbhali, imbongi, umbhali wemidlalo yeqonga, kunye nomdlali weqonga ophumeleleyo.
Nangona wachitha ixesha elininzi lobomi bakhe bokuqala eIndiya, uninzi lobomi bakhe obudala wabuchitha eUnited Kingdom.
Nangona kunjalo, xa uMthetho weCommonwealth Immigrants Act wawususa ilungelo likaMilligan ozelwe eIndiya lokuba ngummi waseBritane ngo-1962, nangona wayesebenza kwiBritish Army nakwinkonzo kayise, waba ngummi waseIreland, esebenzisa ilungelo awayelinikwe nguyise ozelwe eIreland.
Ndicinga ukuba wayeyindoda ehlekisayo ngenene, kwaye ukungqina oko, nantsi i-15 yezixhobo zakhe ezibukhali ezibukhali. Zonwabele zonke.
Ucatshulwa nguSpike Milligan:
- Onke amadoda atshiswa ngokulinganayo. ~USpike Milligan
- Into endiyicelayo lithuba lokubonisa ukuba imali ayinakundonwabisa. ~USpike Milligan
- Ndacinga ukuba ndiza kuqala ngokufunda umbongo kaShakespeare, kodwa ndacinga ukuba, kutheni ndifanele? Akazange afunde namnye owam. ~USpike Milligan
- Ngaba uza kuza ngokuzolileyo, okanye kufuneka ndisebenzise ii-earplugs? ~USpike Milligan
- Imali ayinakuthenga abahlobo, kodwa ufumana udidi olungcono lotshaba. ~USpike Milligan
- Ndiligorha elinemilenze yegwala. ~USpike Milligan
- Ndandinexesha elingakanani emkhosini? Iinyawo ezintlanu zeshumi elinanye. ~USpike Milligan
- Ndijike ndaziphulula izandla ndivuya. Ndihlala ndigcina itoti yeglee ngesandla. ~USpike Milligan
- Andikoyiki ukufa, andifuni ukubakho xa kusenzeka. ~USpike Milligan
- Izinto zokuthintela ukukhawula zifanele zisetyenziswe ngamaxesha onke anokucingeleka. ~USpike Milligan
- Ubomi sisigulo esibuhlungu esinyangwa kukufa kuphela. ~USpike Milligan
- Ndiyakwazi ukuthetha isi-Esperanto njengomthonyama. ~USpike Milligan
- Intaka e-Strand ixabisa isibini kwi-Shepherd's Bush. ~USpike Milligan
- Indoda enentsapho yaseSiberia; Njengoko ubawo wayengaphantsi kakhulu; Kodwa utyando olunye; Ihlaziywe imeko; Kwaye ngoku unguMama oPhezulu. ~USpike Milligan
- Kwaye uThixo wathi, 'Makubekho ukukhanya' kwabakho ukukhanya, kodwa iBhodi yoMbane yathi kuya kufuneka alinde kude kube ngoLwesine ukuze aqhagamshelwe. ~USpike Milligan
Nceda wabelane nabahlobo bakho:
Ngaba la mazwi athethwe nguSpike Milligan uwafumene ehlekisa?
Wenze? Ndiyathemba ukuba kunjalo.
Ukuba kunjalo, ke nceda wabelane ngale post kwimidiya yoluntu kunye nabahlobo bakho, kuba xa usabelana, wonke umntu uyaphumelela.
Ngoko, nceda wabelane ngayo ngoku. Ukuba unokundenzela oko, kuya kuxatyiswa ngokwenene.
Enkosi.
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