Ngokwemfuno ethandwayo nangenxa yakho nje, mfundi othandekayo, nazi ii-21 ezicatshulweyo ezihlekisayo ezinokuthi zinyumbaze ithambo lakho elihlekisayo. Bandincumisa bonke.
Ngelishwa, ndiye ndasokola ukuchonga ababhali bokuqala bobu bungqina, ngoko ke kufuneka bonke bahlelwe 'njengoMbhali ongaziwayo.'
Nangona kunjalo, ukuba kukho umntu onokundinceda kule ngongoma, ndingavuya ukukunika amanqaku afanelekileyo apho kunokwenzeka khona. Ndazise nje nge -CONTACT.
Nokuba yeyiphi na indlela, ndiyathemba ukuba bayakwenza ukuba uncume, mfundi othandekayo.
Kwaye ukuba ungumntu obunzima kuye ubomi ngoku, ndiyathemba ukuba baya kuzisa uvuyo oluncinci kwinto enokuba lusuku olumnyama.
Ndiyathemba ukuba uzonwabela zonke.
Ngokoluvo lwam oluthobekileyo, ezi zezinye zezona ngcaphuno zihlekisayo oza kuzifunda namhlanje okanye, ngokwenene, nangaluphi na usuku.
Hleka ixesha elide kwaye uhleke kakhulu, ngokuba ubomi bufutshane kakhulu ukuba ungazalisi imihla yakho ngokuhleka. Wonwabele lo mzuzu, kuba lo mzuzu bubomi bakho.
Izicatshulwa ezihlekisayo:
- Ibindim, ndikhulule izinja.
- Ukuba ngumzali yeyona nto yoyikayo ukudlula kuyo.
- Abantu bathi ndenza ngathi andikhathali. Asiyosenzo.
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- I am one step away from being rich, into endiyidingayo ngoku yimali.
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- Ndiye ndalungisa ebhedini ndaya kwi couch. Akukho kundinqanda ngoku.
- Ivila igama elibi kangaka. Ndikhetha ukuyibiza ngokuthatha inxaxheba ekhethiweyo.
- Ndicinga ukuba kukho into engekhoyo ebomini bam. Njengezigidi ezine okanye ezintlanu zeerandi.
- Uyazi ukuba ungumama xa uqonda ukuba kutheni isidudu sikamama webhere sasibanda.
- Ndakhe ndasebenza kumzi-mveliso wejusi yeorenji kodwa ndafakwa enkonkxeni kuba ndandingakwazi ukunikela ingqalelo.
- Ndikwela diet entsha apho utya nantoni na oyifunayo kwaye uthandazela ummangaliso.
- Othandekayo, xa ndathi "Ngaba olu suku lunokuba lubi ngakumbi?" ibingumbuzo-buciko, hayi umngeni.
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- Loo mzuzu unzima awuyiqondi into ethethwa ngomnye umntu emva kokuba eyiphindaphinde malunga nezihlandlo ezihlanu.
- Ndikhumbula kwiminyaka eyadlulayo xa ndandifuna nje ukuba mdala. Bendingalunganga.
- Ngexesha lekhefu lasehlotyeni, uSanta ebejonge iiposti zakho zikaFacebook. Kulo nyaka ufumana isichazi-magama.
Ividiyo enenkcazo yesandi:
Nceda wabelane ngale posi:
Ke mfundi othandekayo, ngaba ezinye zezi ngcaphuno zihlekisayo zikunyumbazile? Ngaba le posi ibihlekisa kwaye ixabisa imizuzu embalwa yexesha lakho?
Ukuba kukho naziphi na ezi zicaphulo ezihlekisayo zikwenze wancuma ke nceda wabelane ngesi sithuba nabahlobo bakho kwimidiya yoluntu.
Xa usabelana, wonke umntu uyaphumelela. Kuhlala kungumbono olungileyo ukudlulisa uncumo.
Beka uncumo ebusweni bomnye umntu kwaye wenze isenzo sakho esihle ngolu suku. Ke qhubeka, nceda wabelane ngale post ngoku.
Emva koko mhlawumbi ungathanda ukuhleka ngakumbi? Ukuba kunjalo, cofa nje kwiilinki ezingezantsi.
Enkosi ngenkxaso yakho.
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