Ukubuya okuhlekisayo : Nazi ii-37 zokujongana nabantu abakrwada

Ubugcisa bokubuya okuhlekisayo kufanelekile ukuphuhlisa.

Sonke kufuneka sijongane namagqabantshintshi akrwada kunye nabantu abakhohlakeleyo, abakhohlakeleyo ngamanye amaxesha. Yonke loo nto yinxalenye yobukho bomntu.

Noko ke, kukangaphi unqwenela ukuba ube nempendulo efanelekileyo elungele ukuya ukubeka abantu abanjalo ngokuqinileyo endaweni yabo?

Ukuba ubunestokhwe sokubuya okuhlekisayo ongakhetha kuzo xa iimeko ziyalela.

Kulungile, nantsi i-37 ehlekisayo yokubuya onokuyifumana iluncedo xa ujongene nokujongana nabantu abakrwada, abakhohlakeleyo, okanye abanzima. Zingaphi kwezi onokuzisebenzisa namhlanje?

Ukuba uthanda ngakumbi nakuphi na oku kubuya okuhlekisayo, nceda wabelane ngale post nabahlobo bakho, kodwa kuphela emva kokuba uyonwabele bonke kuqala.

Khumbula: Xa usabelana, wonke umntu uyaphumelela.

Iimpendulo ezihlekisayo (1-10):

1. Uyazi, ngokwenene kufuneka uthenge iminti yokuphefumula. 
2. Ndinezinto ezingcono endimele ndizenze kunokumamela nina.
3. Nabani na okuxelele ukuba ube nguwe ukunike iingcebiso ezimbi.
4. Andikhathali nokuba wonke umntu uthini; Andiqondi ukuba umbi kangako.
5. Ubudenge asilotyala, ngoko ukhululekile ukuba uhambe.
6. Ndandikholelwa kwindaleko de ndadibana nawe.
7. Ngaba wakha wazibuza ukuba kutheni abantu bengakuthandi?
8. Ndiyayamkela into yokuba andikho perfect kodwa noko andinguwe.
9. Ukuba ukungazi kuluyolo, ngoko kufuneka ube ngoyena mntu wonwabileyo emhlabeni.
10. Usoloko undizisela uvuyo olukhulu ……. ngomzuzu ushiya igumbi.

Iimpendulo ezihlekisayo (11-20):

11. Andifuni proctologist ukundixelela ukuba ulimpundu.
12. Andiyongcali ye-cactus, kodwa ndiyazi i-prick xa ndiyibona.
13. Ndingakucacisela, kodwa andinaxesha okanye iikhrayoni! 
14. Uxolo mfondini andinawo amandla okwenza ngathi ndiyakuthanda namhlanje.
15. Jonga, ukuba bendifuna ukuva ngempundu, ekuphela kwento ekwakufuneka ndiyenze yayikukufart.
16. Ukuba nje utata wakho ebesebenzise ikhondom, ihlabathi beliya kuba yindawo engcono.
17. Unobomi bakho bonke ukuba ube yi-jerk. Thatha usuku lokuphumla kwaye usinike sonke ikhefu.
18. Wonke umntu uthe awumnandanga, kodwa andibakholelwa ……. kude kube ngoku.
19. Uxolo, kodwa uyandibhida nomntu oyikhathaleleyo into oyicingayo.
20. Ngaba usoloko usisibhanxa, okanye uthanda ukuqhayisa xa ndikhona? 

Iimpendulo ezihlekisayo (21-30):

21. Andikhumbuli ndicela uluvo lwakho.
22. Ndiyayiqonda le nto uyithethayo, kodwa ukuba bendivumelana nawe, sobabini siyaphazama.
23. Wonke umntu unelungelo lokwenza ubudenge kanye ngexesha, kodwa usebenzisa kakubi ilungelo.
24. Uyakhumbula xa bendibuza uluvo lwakho? Ewe, nam ngokunjalo.
25. Akumangalisi ukuba wonke umntu ethetha ngawe emva komqolo wakho.
26. Izipili azixoki, kwaye zinethamsanqa kuwe, azihleki nazo.
27. Bendizakukujonga kakubi, kodwa ndiyabona ukuba sele unayo.
28. Ndixakelile; umbi. Ubemin emnandi.
29. Kutheni ungajongi EBay kwaye ubone ukuba banobuntu obuthengiswayo?
30. Kungcono ukuwuvala umlomo kwaye unike imbonakalo yokuba usisidenge kunokuba uwuvule kwaye ususe onke amathandabuzo.

Iimpendulo ezihlekisayo (31-37):

31. Ndiyathemba ukuba uya kunyathela Lego ngeenyawo zakho. 
32. Uyandicaphukisa kuphela xa uphefumla, ngokwenene.
33. Ewe, ndithetha njengesidenge. Yeyiphi enye indlela onokundiqonda ngayo?
34. Ungaqhubeka uqengqeleka amehlo akho ukuba kuyafuneka, kodwa akunakwenzeka ukuba ufumane ingqondo phaya.
35. Andazi ukuba yintoni ingxaki yakho, kodwa ndiyaqikelela ukuba kunzima ukubiza.
36. Ungandizondi kuba ndimhle. Ndithiye kuba inkwenkwe yakho icinga njalo.
37. Wena, mhlekazi, uluhlobo lomntu lwexesha lokukrala.

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