
Ngaba ujonge amahlaya malunga nokuguga, mfundi othandekayo? Ewe, namhlanje ndingakunika ezingama-32 kuzo.
Nokuba umncinci okanye umdala, ndiqinisekile ukuba uya kukwazi ukunxulumana nezimbalwa zazo.
Ndiyathemba ukuba uyazonwabela zonke, kwaye ndiyathemba ukuba ziyakwenza uncume. Ngokuqinisekileyo, zonke zindenze ndancuma.
Kwaye khumbula oku: sonke siyaluphala, kodwa ukwaluphala yimeko yengqondo, ngaphezu kwayo nayiphi na enye into. Akunyanzelekanga ukuba uvumele indoda okanye ixhegokazi lingene.
Nangona kunjalo, thatha imizuzwana embalwa ukuzifunda zonke kwaye emva koko uzidlulisele.


Iziqhulo malunga nokuba mdala:
Okukhona ndisiya ndisiba mdala, kokukhona kurhatyela.
Abasetyhini abafane bavume iminyaka yabo; amadoda akafane ayenze.
Ndimdala kangangokuba imoto yam yokuqala yayiyinqwelo egqunyiweyo.
Kwenzeka njani ukuba bonke abalingana nam babonakale bebadala kunam?
Ndikwintanga apho ndingakwaziyo ukuhambisana nazo zonke izinto endizithiyileyo.
Indoda esisilumko iyawukhumbula umhla wokuzalwa womfazi kodwa ayikhumbuli iminyaka yakhe.
Ndimdala kakhulu, ndiyakhumbula xa ii-emoji zazibizwa ngokuba zii-hieroglyphics.
Ukulala rhoqo kuya kuthintela ukuguga, ngakumbi ukuba kuthathwe ngelixa uqhuba.
Ukwaluphala kakuhle yindlela echubekileyo yokuthi ujongeka kancinci kancinci.
Uyazi ukuba umdala xa ukutya ngaphandle kuthetha ukubamba isidlo sakusasa esikhethekileyo.
Sasihlupheka kakhulu ekukhuleni kwethu sasikwazi ukumamela uSimon okanye uGarfunkel kuphela.
Uyazi ukuba umdala xa abantu befowuna ngo-9pm kwaye babuze, "Ngaba ndikuvusile?"
Ndiyakholelwa ekunyanisekeni. Ngoko, xa ndafikelela kubudala obuthile, ndagqiba ekubeni ndibambelele kulo.
Umfazi wam ulilize, angathanda ukuhlawula ixabiso elipheleleyo kunokuba avume ukuba ungummi ophezulu.
Ndingathanda ukuthi ndiyaguga njengewayini ecikizekileyo, kodwa kwimeko yam, ifana nebhanana entle.
Ndiyawathanda amabhinqa amadala kuba aqhele ukuphoxeka ebomini, ngoko ke alungele mna.

Xa umdala, ukuba nethamsanqa kukungena egumbini kwaye ukhumbule ngokuthe ngqo ukuba kutheni ukhona.
Ubudala kuxa abantwana ofunda nabo sele bengwevu, beshwabene, benenkqayi kangangokuba abasakwazi.
Ukuba lusuku lwakho lokuzalwa namhlanje, kufuneka uzivuyise. Ingakumbi ukuba usenako ukuyikhumbula.
Okukhona ndisiya ndisiba mdala, kokukhona amahlelo enziwa ingqiqo egqibeleleyo. Ngaba uyayazi indlela ekunzima ngayo ukwenza abahlobo njengomntu omdala?
Uyazi ukuba uyaguga xa unamakhandlela amaninzi kwikhekhe lakho kunabahlobo kwitheko lakho lokuzalwa.
Ubuchule bonozakuzaku kukukwazi ukuxelela umntu ukuba aye esihogweni ngendlela yokuba ajonge phambili kuhambo.
Ubudala kuxa ujongene nezilingo ezimbini kwaye ukhethe leyo iza kukugodusa ngentsimbi yethoba.
Owona mzuzu ulungileyo wobomi bomfazi akazali, kukubona umchasi omdala kwaye uqonde ukuba utyebe kangakanani kwaye umbi kangakanani ngoku.
Xa usemncinci, wenza ingxolo eninzi nje uyonwabile. Xa umdala, wenza ingxolo engakumbi ngokugoba.
Ndandifuna ukubonakala ndamkelekile ebudaleni bam, ngoko ndakhulisa iindevu. Kuyacaca ukuba le ngxelo ndiyenzayo ifana nokuba, “Isaphulelo, ndiyacela, ndingumntu omkhulu!”
Xa ndandiseyinkwenkwe, ndandinesifo esasifuna ukuba nditye ubumdaka kathathu ngemini ukuze ndiphile. Ngethamsanqa, umkhuluwa wam wandixelela ngayo.
Ndisemncinci ndandisenza izinto ezibhadlileyo kuba ndandingazi ngcono. Ngoku ndiyazi ngcono, ndisenza izinto ezibudenge, kodwa andinakuzibamba.
Ndisoloko ndiziva ndibhetele xa ugqirha wam esithi kukho into eqhelekileyo kwiminyaka yam, kodwa ke ndiye ndikhumbule ukuba ukufa kuya kuba yinto eqhelekileyo kuntanga yam ngaxa lithile.
Ndifikelele kwiminyaka yokuba ukuzijonga esipilini kufana nokujonga iindaba. Ndiyazi ukuba kuyakubakho uphuhliso olutsha endingaluthandi.
Xa usemncinci, iintloni kukulibala ukufaka izip kwimpukane yakho. Xa umdala, iintloni kukulibala kukukhulula impukane yakho.
Njengoko ndisiya ndikhula kwaye ndikhumbula bonke abantu endiphulukene nabo endleleni, ndicinga ukuba mhlawumbi umsebenzi wokuba ngumkhenkethi awuzange undifanele.


Nceda wabelane ngale post nabahlobo bakho:
Mfundi othandekayo, ingaba ezi ziqhulo zokuguga zikwenze wancuma? Ndiyathemba ukuba kunjalo.
Mhlawumbi uvakalelwa kukuba usenokuhleka?
Ukuba kunjalo. ke nceda ucofe amakhonkco angezantsi. Ndiqinisekile ukuba uya kufumana uncumo oluninzi ukuze ukonwabise.
Kwaye ukuba uyonwabele into oyifundileyo namhlanje, nceda wabelane ngale post nabahlobo bakho kwimidiya yoluntu. Xa usabelana, wonke umntu uyaphumelela.
Kuhlala kungumbono olungileyo ukudlulisa uncumo. Kwaye uya kube unceda ibhlog enqwenela ukufikelela kubaphulaphuli ababanzi.
Enkosi ngenkxaso yakho.


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