Amagqabantshintshi angama-30 angcono ayakukwenza uncume

Manenekazi, ngaba nikhe nizifumane nifuna izimvo ezirhabaxa?

Madoda, ufuna umphongolo ozele ziintolo ezincinci ukuze ugqobhoze neyona ntliziyo ilukhuni?

Ukuba namagqabaza afanelekileyo okuphendula kwezo zihlandlo xa kufuneka ubeke umntu ngokuqinileyo endaweni yakhe?

Ngezo zihlandlo xa kufuneka uthumele umyalezo othi, Ungcolisana nam ngengozi yakho.

Kulungile, nanga ama-30 amagqabantshintshi amakhulu, onke andenze ndancuma.

Bitchy izimvo:

1. Unxibe ilokhwe yokubheja, ngokuqinisekileyo?
2. Akanguye umntu oselayo, kodwa ngokuqinisekileyo uyathanda ukukhala.
3. Andifuni drama yakho. Hamba uyokukhathaza omnye umntu.
4. Heyi, iiBhola zisandula ukubizwa. Bafuna ukuba ukhule isibini.
5. Andinawo amandla okwenza ngathi ndiyakuthanda ngoku.
6. Andinaxanduva ngento eyenziwa bubuso bam xa uthetha.
7. Zimbini izinto endingazithandiyo ngawe ntombazana. Ubuso bakho!
8. Ewe, ndiyaphambana, kwaye aniyi kuba nobulumko xa niphambana nempambano.
9. Ukuba noluvo akufani nokwaziswa, sithandwa.
10. OMG! Inene ubethwe ngentonga embi andithi?
11. Ilokhwe entle! Uyithenge phi, Izinto zeMidlalo zikaDick?
12. Ndikhe ndadibana neepricks ngexesha lam, kodwa uyicactus epheleleyo.
13. Ndizama ukubona okona kulungileyo ebantwini, kodwa ngokuqinisekileyo wenza kube nzima.
14. Uyandicaphukisa? Ke ngoku! Andikho nje ukukholisa wena.
15. Ndinokuba nobuntu obuninzi, kodwa akukho namnye kubo onjengawe.
16. Owu, kukho indoda entsha ebomini bakho. Ngaba usenazo ezakhe iinwele?
17. Ukuba ufuna ukunciphisa umzimba ngokukhawuleza, unokuhlala ucheba imilenze yakho.
18. Into oyicingayo ngam ayinakuba yimbi nje ngoluvo lwam ngawe.
19. Ndingathetha into encomekayo ngawe, kodwa andinyanisekanga kangako.
20. Andikucaphukeli, kodwa ndingakhupha inkxaso yobomi bakho ukuze nditshaje ifowuni yam.
21. Undibhida umntu okhathalayo ucinga ntoni.
22. Ndifana nentombazana elandelayo de ubomi bundinyanzele ukuba ndikhulule iNgqakhwe.
23. Undikhumbuza ngesenti. Inobuso obubini kwaye ayixabisanga kakhulu.
24. Ndingakubetha ngehamile, kodwa awufanelanga ukuvalelwa entolongweni.
25. Ungumgunyathi. Ndicinga ukuba wenziwa eTshayina.
26. Andiphoxi. Ndikrelekrele ngaphaya kokuqonda kwakho.
27. Zive ukhululekile ukuba undigwebe xa ugqibelele. Owu, ayinakuze ibenjalo ngoko.
28. Hayi, bendingazimiselanga kukukhubekisa. Yayiyibhonasi nje leyo endiyibulelayo.
29. Ungandizondi kuba ndinomtsalane. Ndithiye kuba iibxxb zam zinkulu kunezakho.
30. Shiya impoxo kwiingcali, sweetie. Uya kwenzakala ukuba udlala ngomlilo.

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