Ndisandula ukwabelana ngeengcaphuno ezintle kakhulu, kwaye ingxelo evela kubafundi ibilungile kakhulu.
Enyanisweni, impendulo ibe ntle kangangokuba ndiye ndacinga ukuba ndingabelana nawe ngakumbi.
Ke nantsi enye ibhetshi evela kwingqokelela kwijenali yam.
Ndiqinisekile ukuba le bhetshi yezicatshulwa eziqaqambileyo zomgca omnye ziyakwenza ukuba uncume. Ngoko ke nceda uthathe imizuzu embalwa ukonwabele zonke. Kwaye kunjalo, ube nosuku oluhle.
Kwaye ungalibali ukubadlulisela phambili.
Iingcaphuno eziqaqambileyo zomgca omnye (1-10):
- 668 – Ummelwane werhamncwa.
- Ukuba awukwazi ukubaqinisekisa, babhide.
- Okukhona ikamva likude, kokukhona likhangeleka lingcono.
- Ngaphandle kokuba uyinja ekhokelayo, umbono awutshintshi.
- Lumkela ukhuseleko. I-80% yabantu ibangelwa ziingozi.
- I-50% yabo bonke oogqirha baphumelele kwisiqingatha esisezantsi seklasi yabo.
- Imisebenzi exhalabisayo! Iipesenti ezingama-90 zezinto endinexhala lazo azenzeki.
- Kutheni besebenzisa iinaliti ezicociweyo zokufa ngenaliti ebulalayo?
- I-bargain yinto ongayidingi ngexabiso ongenakuyixhathisa.
- Impilo entle lelona zinga licothayo esinokufa ngalo.
Iingcaphuno eziqaqambileyo zomgca omnye (11-20):
- Isazela yinto ebuhlungu xa onke amanye amalungu akho eziva elungile.
- Ubulumko bukwazi ukuphakamisa amashiya endaweni yelizwi lakho.
- Ukuthula kwakhe akuthethi ukuba ukwenza kwakho ngokwesondo kwamshiya engathethi.
- Imali ayibalulekanga kodwa iphezulu neoksijini yokugcina ubomi.
- Ukuba kufuneka ukhethe phakathi kobubi obubini, khetha obungazange uzame ngaphambili.
- Ayinamsebenzi nokuba uyaphumelela okanye uyalahlwa: okubalulekileyo kukuba ndiyaphumelela okanye ndiyaphulukana.
- Ngamanye amaxesha olona ncedo lulungileyo onokulunika umntu kukutyhala okulungileyo, okuqinileyo.
- ISILUMKISO: Ukusela utywala kunokubangela ukuba ucinge ukuba uyakwazi ukucula.
- Ngaba uvile ngomfana owayesikwe icala lasekhohlo lonke? Ulungile ngoku.
- Abanye bethu bafunda kwiimpazamo zabanye; abanye bethu kufuneka babe ngabanye.
Iingcaphuno eziqaqambileyo zomgca omnye (21-30):
- Kufuneka ndizilolonge kwangentseni ngaphambi kokuba ingqondo yam icinge ukuba ndenza ntoni.
- Ukuphambuka ngumntu; ukubeka ityala komnye umntu kubonisa ukuba unesiphiwo kwezopolitiko.
- Uxinzelelo kuxa uvuka ukhala kwaye uqonde ukuba awukalali.
- Umfazi kufuneka athande indoda embi kanye okanye kabini ebomini bakhe, ukuba nombulelo olungileyo.
- Cinga ngendlela asisidenge ngayo umntu oqhelekileyo kwaye uqonde ukuba isiqingatha sabo sisidenge ngakumbi kunoko.
- Kukho iindidi ezimbini zabantu abangathethi kakhulu: abo bathuleyo kunye nabo bathetha kakhulu.
- Kwenzeka njani ukuba umdlalo omnye ongakhathaliyo uqalise ukutshisa ihlathi, kodwa kufuneka ibhokisi epheleleyo ukuze kupheliswe umlilo?
- Ndacela ibhayisekile kuThixo, kodwa ndiyazi ukuba uThixo akasebenzi ngaloo ndlela. Ngoko ndeba ibhayisekile ndaza ndacela uxolo.
- Isimo sengqondo esifanelekileyo sisenokungazicombululi zonke iingxaki zakho, kodwa siya kubacaphukisa abantu abaneleyo ukuba basenze siwufanele umgudu.
- Umahluko phakathi koqhawulo-mtshato nokwahlukana ngokusemthethweni kukuba ukwahlukana okusemthethweni kunika umyeni ixesha lokuyifihla imali yakhe.
Nceda wabelane ngale post nabahlobo bakho:
Ukuba uyonwabele le post, mfundi othandekayo, ke nceda wabelane ngayo nabahlobo bakho kwimidiya yoluntu.
Xa usabelana, wonke umntu uyaphumelela.
Ngoko nceda wabelane ngayo ngoku. Ukuba unokundenzela loo nto, ndingahlala ndinombulelo ongazenzisiyo. Uya kube unceda i-blogger enomdla ifikelele kubaphulaphuli ababanzi. Ke oko kuya kuba sisenzo sakho esihle sosuku.
Ukuba uthanda ukuhleka, nqakraza kwiikhonkco ezingezantsi. Uya kufumana okuninzi okukwenza uncume.
Enkosi ngenkxaso yakho mfundi othandekayo.
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- Iziqhulo ezingama-21 ezimfutshane zokukunyumbaza kwaye ziqaqambise imini yakho
- Amagqabantshintshi angama-30 angcono ayakwenza ukuba uncume ngokwenene
- Iingcaphuno ezilungileyo ezingama-31 ezivela kuLarry David kwiCurb Your Enthusiasm
- Iingcaphuno ezili-15 ezihlekisayo zikaJerry Seinfeld zokuqaqambisa usuku lwakho
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