Ii-25 clever one liners eziya kukwenza uncume

Ukuba ufana nam, mfundi othandekayo, uya kuyithanda i-clever one liners. Ndihlala ndiziqokelela kwijenali yam.

Namhlanje, ndicinga ukuba ndingabelana nani ngezinye zezona zibalaseleyo endizifumene kutshanje.

Ndizifumene zihlekisa zonke, kwaye ndiqinisekile ukuba nawe uza kuzonwabela.

Nceda wabelane ngazo nabahlobo bakho, kodwa ungazabelani ngazo de ube nethuba lokuhleka.

Iiliner ezikrelekrele:

1. Ndingathanda ukuqala ngeziqhulo zetshimini. Ndinenqwaba yazo. Eyokuqala isendlwini. ~Tim Vine
2. Iimpawu zokuphuma? Basendleleni yokuphuma! ~Tim Vine
3. Andikuthandi ukuhlala kwitrafikhi kuba ndihlala ndigilwa. ~Milton Jones
4. Conjunctivitis.com: Leyo yindawo yamehlo abuhlungu. ~Tim Vine
5. IiHedgehogs: Kutheni bengenako nje ukwabelana ngothango? ~UDan Antolpolski
6. Isigqibo sam soNyaka oMtsha kukuba sibe sempilweni. Ndikhetha umjikelo. ~USarah Millican
7. Owona msebenzi unzima endakha ndanawo? Ukuthengisa iingcango, umnyango nomnyango. ~UBill Bailey
8. Ndine kleptomania. Kodwa xa isiba sibi, ndithatha into ethile. ~Ken Dodd
9. Ndihlala ndidibana nentombi yam ngo-12:59 kuba ndiyayithanda loo nto-ixesha elinye. ~Tom Ward
10. Utatomkhulu wenza ibhaluni yomoya obandayo. Ayizange ihambe ngokwenene. ~Milton Jones
11. Ummelwane wam unqula imibhobho ephumayo. Ungumguquli wamaKatolika. ~Tim Vine
12. Elona xesha lilungileyo lokongezelela isithuko kukwenzakala kuxa utyikitya isasti yomntu. ~UDemetri Martin
13. Ndiye ndayothenga iblukhwe yecamouflage ngenye imini, andayifumana. ~UTommy Cooper
14. Ndiphuphe phezolo ndisika iminqathe ngeGrim Reaper. Ukutya ngokufa. ~Tim Vine
15. Kunzima ukuxelela ukuba abantu banomdla wokujoyina iKlabhu yam yeSarcastic okanye hayi. ~Milton Jones
16. Umxube wesamente ungqubene neveni yentolongo. Abaqhubi beemoto bayacelwa ukuba bajonge izaphuli mthetho ezili-16. ~UPeter Kay
17. Inani lomungu, ngoku ngumsebenzi onzima lowo; ingakumbi ukuba unehayfever. ~Milton Jones
18. I-Helvetica kunye ne-Times New Roman zangena ebharini. “Asilunikezeli uhlobo lwakho!” watsho ubhari. ~Umbhali akaziwa
19. Ngaba uyasazi isilwanyana esibulala abona bantu baninzi ehlabathini? Inyosi yeHepatitis. ~Milton Jones
20. Ndandifuna igama eliyimfihlo elinoonobumba abasibhozo ubude, ngoko ke ndakhetha i-Snow White kunye ne-Seven Dwarves. ~UNick Helm
21. Le ntombi yathi kum: 'Ndiza kukuhlasela ngentamo yesiginci.' Ndathi: 'Iyakhathaza le nto?' ~Tim Vine
22. Iinkawu ezimbini zazingena ebhafini. Omnye wathi: 'Oo, oo, aah.' Omnye waphendula wathi: 'Faka ingqele.' - Harry Hill
23. Bendidlala itshesi nomhlobo wam, waza wathi, 'Masenze oku kube nomdla'. Ngoko sayeka ukudlala itshesi. ~Matt Kirshen
24. Iintlanzi ezimbini zihleli etankini. Omnye ujonge komnye aze athi: “Heyi, uyayazi indlela yokuqhuba le nto?” ~Umbhali akaziwa
25. Ndayibona le ntombi incokola nengwenkala. Ndacinga: 'Uzama ukutsala ngokukhawuleza.' ~Tim Vine

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Ukuba uthanda ukuhleka, nqakraza kwiikhonkco ezingezantsi. Uya kufumana okuninzi okukwenza uncume.

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