Namhlanje, ndikhangela ezona ngcaphuno zibalaseleyo zikaHomer Simpson.
Kwaye ndicinga ukuba ezi kufuneka zibe 19 kwezona zicatshulwa zihle kakhulu zikaHomer Simpson. Ndiqinisekile ukuba baya kuphakamisa uncumo okanye ezimbini kunye nabafundi. Ukuthatha kukaHomer ebomini kuhlala kuhlakaniphile kwaye kuhlekisa kakhulu.
Ndiyayithanda i-Simpsons, kwaye, ngokukodwa, ifilosofi kaHomer Simpson ebomini ayisoze yasilela ukundenza ndihleke kakhulu. Ke namhlanje ndiye ndacinga ukuba kuya kuba mnandi ukujonga emva kwezinye zeengcaphuno zakhe ezingalibalekiyo.
Ukuba ungumntu othanda iiSimpsons, ndiqinisekile ukuba uya kukonwabela ukuphinda ujonge amazwi obulumko kaHomer.
Zonwabele zonke.
Iingcaphuno ezilungileyo kakhulu zikaHomer Simpson:
- Ukuzama linyathelo lokuqala lokusilela.
- Umqhubi! Ndinike inombolo ka-911!
- Ukuba ulumke kangaka, ufile njani?
- Andizange ndicele uxolo. Uxolo, kodwa yindlela endiyiyo.
- UMarge, uyazi ukuba bukrwada ukuthetha xa umlomo wam ugcwele.
- Ububhanxa busifake kobu bugqwirha, kwaye ububhanxa buya kusikhupha.
- Ukuba bendinokuthetha amazwi ambalwa, bendiya kuba sisithethi sasesidlangalaleni esibhetele.
- Bantwana, ukuba andikhathali akuthethi ukuba andiva.
- Ndiza kuyenza imali ngokuthengisa esinye sesibindi sam. Ndingadlula ngenye.
- Ingxaki ehlabathini namhlanje lunxibelelwano; unxibelelwano kakhulu.
- Kulula kakhulu ukuba sisilumko. Cinga nje into yobudenge onokuyithetha uze ungayithethi.
- Ndandicinga ukuba ndinomnqweno wokutshatyalaliswa, kodwa eyona nto ndandiyifuna yayiyisandwich yeklabhu.
- Ukuba uThixo ebengafuni nditye inkukhu enkonzweni, ebeza kwenza ubudlakudla bube sisono.
- Ndiye ndafunda ukuba ubomi bukoyiswa emva kolunye de unqwenele ukuba iFlanders ifile.
- Ivolontiya leyabantu abafunxayo. Ubusazi ukuba amavolontiya akahlawulwa nangezinto azenzayo?
- Ukuphuma kwizinto kubalulekile ukufunda; kuko okusahlulayo kwizilwanyana; ngaphandle komzi.
- Abantwana bamnandi. Unokubafundisa ukuthiya into oyithiyileyo, kwaye, nge-Intanethi nako konke, bayaziphakamisa.
- Marge, zama ukuqonda. Kukho iindidi ezimbini zabafundi beekholeji, iijoki kunye nerds. Njengojoki, luxanduva lwam ukunika iiNerds ixesha elinzima.
- Ndifuna ukwabelana nawe ngento ethile: Izivakalisi ezithathu ezincinci eziza kukunceda ebomini. Inani 1: Ikhava yam. Inombolo 2: Owu, umbono olungileyo, Mphathi! No 3: Bekunjalo ukufika kwam apha.
Nceda wabelane ngale post nabahlobo bakho:
Ngaba uyavuma ukuba ezi zezinye zeengcaphuno ezilungileyo zikaHomer Simpson?
Uyenza? Ndiyathemba ukuba kunjalo.
Ukuba uyonwabele, nceda wabelane ngesi sithuba nabahlobo bakho kumajelo eendaba ezentlalo, njengoko ukwabelana kuphumelela wonke umntu.
So ndicela share le post ngoku. Ukuba unokundenzela loo nto, ndiya kuhlala ndinombulelo. Uya kube unceda i-blogger enomdla ifikelele kubaphulaphuli ababanzi, kwaye iya kuba sisenzo sakho esihle sosuku.
Enkosi.
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