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If you like Why Did jokes then I have 33 for you today, dear reader, and I promise you that they’re all full groan.

Everyone a play on words designed to tickle your funny bone.

So, relax, take an unofficial break, and enjoy them all.

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Why Did Jokes (1-11):

Why did the lamp go to school? Because it wanted to shine amongst its peers.
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems to solve.
Why did the computer go to the party? Because it wanted to dance the byte away.
Why did the banana go to the therapist? Because it had a split personality.
Why did the photographer start a blog? Because he wanted more exposure.
Why did the tomato leave the comedy club? Because all the jokes were tasteless.
Why did the tomato go on a night out? Because it wanted to paint the town red.
Why did the pen become a poet? Because it had an ink-credible way with words.
Why did the zombie win the dance competition? Because it had some killer moves.
Why did the scarecrow become a DJ? Because it had some a-maize-ing tracks to spin.
Why did the bicycle become a stand-up comedian? Because it was wheel-y funny.

Why did the chicken go to the séance? To get to the other side.
Why did the computer become a musician? Because it had great keyboard skills.
Why did the tomato go to the party? To ketchup with friends and relish the good times.
Why did the tomato turn purple? Because it was trying to ketchup with the latest trends.
Why did the math student go into therapy? Because he had a lot of unresolved problems.
Why did the scarecrow become a tour guide? Because it knew all the best fields and gardens.
Why did the bicycle become a chef? Because it loved whipping up wheely delicious meals.
Why did the teacher bring a ladder to the classroom? To help his students reach new heights.
Why did the banana break up with the orange? Because they didn’t really a-peel to each other.
Why did the scarecrow become a detective? Because it had exceptional ability in solving corn-undrums.
Why did the math book become friends with the calculator? Because they both had problems to solve.

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