7 funny story jokes that might just tickle you

FUNNY STORY JOKESFunny story jokes always get a great response from readers. So today I offer you a batch of seven of them, which I hope you’ll find amusing.

They all made me smile, so I hope at least one or two of these funny story jokes might just tickle you

Enjoy them all.

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Funny story jokes:

1. The hospital visits:

US President, Joe Biden is visiting a local hospital in Washington DC.

Naturally, he’s wearing a facemask in these COVID-troubled times but he’s determined to meet as many patients as possible, regardless of their ailments.

As he’s walking around the hospital, he eventually arrives at old Charlie’s bed.

Hello there buddy,” says the President, “what’s wrong with you?”

I’ve got an enormous boil on my ass,” old Charlie responds, “and I’m here to have it lanced.

Looking a little embarrassed the President smiles at Charlie, then quickly moves on to the next patient.

As soon as he’s out of earshot, the nurse scolds old Charlie for his comment to the President, “Now that wasn’t very diplomatic of you Charlie, was it? He didn’t need the detail. You could just have said you had a bad back.”

The following day, the newly elected Vice President, Kamala Harris, is visiting the same hospital.

As she’s walking around, she arrives at old Charlie’s bed.

And how are you today?” the Vice President asks warmly with a smile.

Oh, I’ve got a bad back,” says old Charlie.

Oh dear,” the Vice President responds sympathetically. “What with that enormous boil on your ass, you’re not having much luck are you?

2. The Sunday service:

It was a Sunday morning and the pastor noticed little Johnny standing in the foyer of the church staring up at a large plaque. It was covered with a list of names and bearing symbols in the form of American flags in each corner.

The seven-year-old had been staring at this plaque for some time when the pastor walked up and said, “Hello, Johnny.”

Good morning reverend,” Johnny responded. “Can you tell what this is meant to be?

Well son,” said the pastor, “that’s a memorial to those young men and women who died in service.”

Really?” said Johnny. “Which service, the 8 o’clock or the 10.30?”

3. Miscommunication:

An old man was visiting his daughter and infant grandson.

During the visit, the little boy says “Hey, Grandpa, can I ask you a question?

Sure!” the old man responds.

Can you make a noise like a frog?” the boy asks.

Well, I think so,” the old man responds. And with that, he starts making croaking ribbit sounds.

The little boy is delighted and immediately runs out of the living room before returning a few minutes later dragging a suitcase behind him.

Why do you need the suitcase?” the old man asks the little boy.

Because mom says we can go to Disneyland the day you croak,” the little boy replied.

4. Tricky question:

Son: Mom, how did humans come to exist?

Mother: Well, you see, God created Adam and Eve…..

Son: But dad said we came from apes

Mom: He was talking about his family; I am telling you about mine.

5. A bit of fun:

7 FUNNY STORY JOKESA boy is jumping up and down on a big box in the middle of a street in Manhattan yelling, “Nine!

An old man is walking down the street and he stops momentarily to watch what the boy is doing.

Hey, kid,” says the old man. “What are you doing?

Hey, mister,” the kid responds. “You’ve got to try this. It’s so much fun.

Fun? Really?” says the old man. “It doesn’t look like fun to me.

Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it,” the kid responds. “Maybe you’re just too old to try something new.

Well, the old man couldn’t let that comment go without showing that he could still compete with the best of them.

Okay, kid,” says the old man, “let me have a go.”

With that, the old man climbs on the box, starts jumping up and down and yells, “Nine!

Louder!” shouts the kid.

Raising his voice, the old man jumps up again and yells “Nine!

Again!” the kid shouts.

The old man jumps a third time but, as he does so, the kid whips the box from under him, exposing an open manhole.

With that, the old man disappears down the manhole and the boy quickly moves the box back over the top of it.

The kid then gets back on the box, jumps up and down and shouts, “Ten!

6. The construction site:

A group of guys working on a construction site were all sitting around drinking coffee and moaning about how their boss still owed them for the last big job.

One of the guys was talking on a cellphone and his colleagues couldn’t help but listen to him talking

“$1,000?” they heard him say. “Honey, that’s no problem. If you like the coat, go ahead and buy it.

A few moments pass and the conversation continues.

You want a new BMW?” he continued. “It’s $125,000? That’s fine but make sure you get it fully loaded with all the extras.”

His workmates were looking at each other, thinking how surprisingly generous this guy was being, and wondering how he could afford it all anyway.

Then they heard him say, “It’s now on the market, really? How much is it? $950,000? Go ahead but offer $900,000 and see what they say.”

Staring in disbelief, his workmates looked at him as he terminated his call.

He looked at them all, smiled and then said, “Tell the boss I’ve found his cell phone, his wife called and I quit.

7. The golfing accident:

Jack is on a golfing holiday, and he manages to overturn his golf cart accidentally whilst playing a quick 18 holes.

Olivia, a stunningly attractive woman and a keen golfer herself, lives in a villa right next to the golf course, and she hears Jack shouting for help.

Without hesitation, but dressed only in a flimsy bathrobe, she rushes out through her garden gate onto the golf course, to assist.

Are you okay?” asks Olivia as she tries to help, “What’s your name.”

I’m Jack,” he responds, as he manages to crawl out from beneath the gold cart. “I’m a bit bruised but otherwise I’m fine.”

Jack couldn’t help but notice how beautiful Olivia was and he couldn’t take his eyes off her, as she said to him, “Look, Jack, you may have some hidden injuries. Come back to my villa and rest for a while. I’ll help you turn the golf cart over later.

That’s really kind of you,” says Jack, “but I don’t think my wife would be happy if I did that.

Oh, nonsense,” Olivia responded warmly, “your wife won’t mind.”

Olivia was so attractive with such a warm and friendly nature that Jack quickly weakened and said, “Well if you’re sure.”

As they sat in Olivia’s living room, she offered Jack a restorative Scotch and Water and then they chatted for a while.

An hour went by, but eventually, Jack thanked Olivia, saying, “I feel a lot better now but my wife will be really upset, so it’s best if I go now.”

Oh, don’t be silly,” Olivia responded with a smile. “Your wife won’t even know you’ve been here. By the way, where is she?

Probably still under the golf cart, I would guess,” Jack says sheepishly.

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5 Best funny jokes for adults that’ll make you laugh

BEST FUNNY JOKES FOR ADULTSIf you’re looking for the best funny jokes for adults, then here are five gems for you today.

I’m confident that you’ll enjoy them all.

Remember, laughter is the best medicine.

So, grab a coffee, relax, and take an unofficial break for a good laugh.

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Best funny jokes for adults:

1. The atheist and the cowboy:

An atheist boards a flight from Dallas to New York and sits next to a dusty old cowboy.

As he’s taking his seat the atheist says to the cowboy, “Well, howdy. Would you like to talk? I find flights go quicker when you can have a conversation with a fellow passenger.

The old cowboy, puts down the inflight magazine he’d been reading and says, “What would you want to talk about, buddy?

Well,” says the atheist, with a smug smile, “we could talk about why there’s no God. How about we discuss why there’s no Heaven, no Hell, and no life after death?

The old cowboy smiles a knowing smile and then says, “Yeah, they might be interesting topics to discuss but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff. Grass, right? Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces clumps of manure. Now, why do you suppose that is?

The atheist is surprised by this question but he thinks momentarily and then in response he says, “Well, I really have no idea.”

The old cowboy smiles a wry smile and then replies, “So, why do you feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death when clearly you don’t know much?

2. The challenge:

Jeff was a teenage boy who’d just passed his driving test. Naturally, he was keen to start driving. So, he asked his dad if he could use the family car on Sundays when otherwise it was unused.

Well, Jeff,” said his dad, “I’d need you to bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut before I’d be willing to talk about you using the car.”

Jeff thought about it momentarily, realised it was the best offer he was likely to get, and so, he decided to accept his dad’s offer. And with that, they shook hands on it.

At the end of the semester, Jeff’s dad said, “Son, I’m pleased you’ve improved your grades, and your willingness to study the bible hasn’t gone unnoticed either, but I’m disappointed you still haven’t had your hair cut.”

Dad,” said Jeff, “I’ve been thinking about that, and I’ve noticed from my Bible study that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair.

Dad smiled at Jeff and then said, “And did you also notice that they all had to walk everywhere they went?

3. The corny pun 1:

During colonial times, William Penn, the founder of Pennsylvania, was one of Philadelphia’s most prominent citizens.

Penn had two maiden aunts who owned a bakery known far and wide for its fruit pies, which were reputed to be the best you could buy anywhere.

After many years of success, the two aunts had a serious falling out.

The falling out was so serious that they stopped speaking to one another altogether. Then one moved across the street and opened her own bakery, putting the two in competition.

It wasn’t long before there was a price war going on between them, with each aunt lowering her prices to undercut the other.

Eventually, it got so ridiculous that they were selling their products below cost.

By this time, the only topic of conversation in town was the pie rates of Penn’s aunts.

4. The corny pun 2:

Elmer and Buck are two hillbillies having lunch in Denny’s restaurant. They’re sitting at the counter, enjoying their food, and discussing their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman seated at a nearby table begins to cough, violently.

It seems the bite she’d taken from her club sandwich had gone down the wrong way.

She continues to cough violently for a minute or so, and she’s starting to get quite distressed.

Elmer walks over to the lady and says, “Mam, kin ya swallar?’

The woman shakes her head, suggesting she couldn’t, as she continued to struggle with her breathing.

“Mam, kin ya breathe?” Elmer continues.

Again, she indicates she can’t, as she begins to turn blue.

At this point Elmer, grabs the woman’s skirt, lifting it, before yanking down her underwear, and then he starts licking her right butt cheek with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.

As she begins to breathe again, Elmer returns to the counter and, as he does so, Buck says to him, “Ya know, I’d herd of that there ‘Hind Lick Maneuver’ but I ain’t niver seed nobody do it, until now.”

5. The emergency landing:

Jack and Mabel are an elderly couple, flying to Hawaii for a vacation to celebrate their Golden Wedding anniversary.

They’re enjoying the inflight service when suddenly over the public address system, the captain makes an announcement.

Ladies and gentlemen, I have some unfortunate news to share with you. We’re having serious problems with all four engines, and we have no choice but to make an emergency landing. Luckily, there’s a remote island just ahead of us with a long, flat beach. We should be able to land the plane safely. However, we also have problems with our communications, so we won’t be able to summon help. So, we may never be rescued, and we may have to spend the rest of our lives on this island.

The pilot manages to land the plane safely and the passengers all exit the aircraft via the inflatable, evacuation slides.

They’re all wandering around the beach looking a little bewildered, when Mabel says to Jack, “Honey, what are we going to do?

Jack thinks momentarily and then says, “Mabel, did you manage to make the car lease payment this month?

No, sweetheart,” Mabel responds sheepishly, “I was so excited about our trip that I forgot.”.

Well,” Jack continues, “how about settling our credit card bill? Did you manage to do that before we left?

Oh no, I didn’t!” says Mabel, “and it was a big one this month with all the expense of this holiday.

Right, then” Jack continues, “did you manage to settle the medical bill for the hospital treatment I had last month?

No, sweetheart,” Mable responds, getting visibly upset, “again, I forgot.

Jack gives Mabel the biggest hug and then he says, “There’s absolutely nothing to worry about, dear. We owe money, so they’ll find us!

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