Metlae e 23 e khuts'oane ho u tsikinyetsa le ho khahlisa letsatsi la hau

Haeba u batla metlae e khuts'oane e tla etsa hore u bososele, ke tsena tse 23 tseo ke ts'epang hore li tla khahlisa letsatsi la hau.

Ha ho letho le kang ho tšeha ho etsa hore letsatsi le be monate. Che, ke nahana joalo, leha ho le joalo.

Kahoo, natefeloa ke ho ithabisa, ebe joale ka kopo u li fetise.

Witty Short Jokes:

1. Ke bone bosholu lebenkeleng la Apple. Na hoo ho etsa hore ke be Paki?
2. Q: Na February e rata March? A: Che, empa April May
3. Ke tšaba maeto a malelele, kahoo ke ikitlaelletsa ho a qoba.
4. Q: khomo e se nang maoto u e bitsa eng? A: Nama ea khomo.
5. Haeba ngoana a hana ho robala nakong ea ho robala, na o molato oa ho hana ho phomola?
6. Q: Monna oa lehloa o itse'ng ho moreki? A: Eba le letsatsi le monate!
7. Lebese ke mokelikeli o lebelo ka ho fetisisa lefatšeng. E pasteurized pele u e bona!
8. Q: Ke hobane'ng ha liqibi li sesa metsing a letsoai? A: Hobane metsi a pepere a etsa hore ba thimole!
9. Ke ne ke tšohile liqhomane tsa lebelo empa butle-butle ke ile ka e hlōla
10. Q: Letata le tsoha neng? A: Ha mafube a hlaha.
11. Kharebe ea ka e ile ea ntlohela ka mabaka a bolumeli. O ne a rapela chelete, 'me ha ke na eona.
12. Q: Tlou e tsoa joang sefateng? A: E dutse hodima lehlaku mme e emetse ho fihlela Hoetla.
13. Hangata ha ke etse metlae ea Ntate, empa ha ke etsa joalo, o lula a tšeha.
14. Q: Ke mang ea sa tsotelleng ho sitisoa bohareng ba polelo? A: Moahlodi.
15. Ke ile ka ea ngakeng ea ka ho ea bona hore na ke hobane’ng ha ke tšaba linoha ka ho feteletseng. O itse ke na le ho se sebetse hantle ha sehahabi.
16. Q: O bitsa khama e se nang mahlo joang? A: Ha ho na likhama tsa mahlo.
17. Ngoanana e mong ka ofising o ile a mpotsa hore na ke na le letsatsi la Letsatsi la Valentine. Ke ile ka mo bolella hore kamehla ke la 14 Hlakola^th, ho ea ka moo ke tsebang ka teng.
18. Q: Ke meroho efe e neng e thibetsoe likepeng tsa bafuputsi ba Arctic? A: Leeks!
19. Monna-moholo o thutsoe ke koloi a tlisoa sepetlele. Mooki o kena ka phaposing ea hae ’me o re, “Monghali, na u phutholohile?” Monna-moholo oa araba, "Ke phela bophelo bo monate."
20. Q: U fana ka eng ho mokopu o lekang ho khaotsa ho tsuba? A: Sekoti sa mokopu!
21. Ke tšaba meaho e entsoeng ho feta tekano. Ke ntho e rarahaneng e rarahaneng.
22. Q: Phapang ke efe pakeng tsa monna oa lehloa le mosali oa lehloa? A: Libolo tsa lehloa!
23. Ke bone buka ea lipalo le bukantswe ka letsatsi maobane bosiu. Ba ne ba shebahala eka ba na le k'hemistri e ntle!

Ka kopo arolelana poso ena le metsoalle ea hau:

Mohlomong u ka rata litšeho tse ling? Haeba ho joalo, ka kopo, tobetsa lihokelo tse ka tlase.

'Me haeba u natefeloa ke poso ena, ka kopo e arolelane le metsoalle ea hau mecheng ea litaba tsa sechaba. Ha u arolelana metlae ea bohlanya, ehlile bohle ke mohlodi?

Ts'ehetso ea hau e hlile e ananeloa.

Kea leboha.

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TLHOKOMELISO: Poso e na le lihokelo tsa kopanelo; ha ho tefiso e eketsehileng ho uena; likomishene li tšehetsa litšenyehelo tsa ho hlokomela sebaka sena sa marang-rang. Ke ananela tšehetso ea hau. Kea leboha.

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