U hloka ho hlasimoloha hanyane, 'mali ea ratehang? Ebe mohlomong tse ling tsa metlae ena e bohlale ea liner li tla etsa hore u bososele.
Ke ntse ke ngola jenale ea ka bakeng sa tse ling tsa li-line-line tse ntle ka ho fetisisa tseo ke li utloileng likhoeling tsa morao tjena, 'me ke khethile tse ling tse ntle bakeng sa hau.
Ha ke khone ho netefatsa bangoli ba mantsoe a qotsitsoeng, empa haeba u tseba, ka kopo, ntsebise ka leqephe la mabitso. Ke labalabela ho eketsa li-credits ha ho khoneha.
Khabareng, phutholoha 'me u nke metsotsoana e seng mekae ho natefeloa ke metlae ena e monate ea liner.
Metlae e monate (1-10):
- Moshe o ne a e-na le letlapa la pele le neng le hokahantsoe le leru.
- A na nka bua puo ea bobeli? A mahlapa a bohlokoa?
- Ha e le hantle, letsoalo la ka le hlakile. Ha e so ka e sebelisoa.
- Na ke hloka tsebo le ho hloka thahasello? Ha ke tsebe ebile ha ke tsotelle.
- Haeba lipere tsa hao li sa tsube, setala sa hao se tlameha ho tuka.
- Ke mantsoe afe a mabeli ao lishaka li ratang ho a utloa? Monna ka holim'a leoatle!
- Ke na le pelo ya tau. Eo ke ileng ka fumana thibelo ea bophelo bohle ho tloha serapeng sa liphoofolo.
- Mantsoe a mane a matle ka ho fetisisa puong ea Senyesemane. Ke le boleletse joalo!
- Haeba ke ne ke na le lisente tse 50 bakeng sa tlhahlobo e 'ngoe le e 'ngoe ea lipalo eo ke neng ke tla e hloleha, ke ne ke tla ba le $9.35 hajoale.
- Ke ile ka utloa pina seea-le-moeeng e buang ka li-tortilla. Ha e le hantle, e ne e le rap haholoanyane.
Metlae e monate (11-20):
- Na ke nahana hore liboto tse tšoeu ke boqapi bo makatsang? Ehlile, lia hlolla.
- Ha ke tsebe lebaka, empa ba re kea inyenyefatsa. Seo ke ho bua fatshe le batho.
- Ntho e le 'ngoe eo nka e buang ka matsatsi a monate a khale ke hore ke ne ke se motho ea molemo kapa hona ho tsofala.
- Ba tlohele ba batla ho feta ke kamehla keletso e kholo ntle le haeba u sebetsa ka thuso ea likoluoa.
- U bitsa lesela le bonolo le pakeng tsa meno a shaka? Sesesi se madimabe.
- U hloka litšeho tse monate? Qala ngangisano le motho ha ba na le mathata.
- Haeba le ka mohla re sa lokela ho ja bosiu haholo, joale potso e totobetseng ke, "Ke hobane'ng ha sehatsetsi se e-na le lebone?"
- Ke ne ke e-na le bothata ba ho hopola ka nako e khutšoanyane, kahoo ke ile ka ea ho ngaka ea ka. O ne a batla tefo esale pele.
- Ke ile ka bala koranteng hore semicolon e tlōla molao. Lipolelo tse peli tse latellanang, ho hlakile.
- Liponto tse 250 Lefatšeng li tšoana le liponto tse 95 ho Mercury. Kahoo ha kea nona; Ke phela polaneteng e fosahetseng.
Metlae e monate (21-25):
- U fumana eng ha u tsoha ka letsatsi la mosebetsi, feela u hlokomela hore u feletsoe ke kofi? Ho tepella maikutlong.
- Ha ke tsoha hoseng hona, ke ne ke sa hopole hore letsatsi le tjhaba ka nqa efe. Joale ke ile ka hlakeloa.
- Jwale ho na le phapang pakeng tsa monna ya jang mahlomela le mahlaku le monna ya jang, a hlomela, le mahlaku.
- Haeba ho ebola eiee ho etsa hore u tšolle meokho e seng mekae, joale u se ke ua theha maqhama a maikutlo le bona qalong.
- Na basali ba lokela ho lumelloa ho ba le bana ka mor'a lilemo tse 40? Ke khetho ea bona, empa 40 e bonahala e feta bana ba lekaneng ho 'na.
Ka kopo arolelana poso ena le metsoalle ea hau:
Joale, 'mali ea ratehang, na poso ee e ne e lokeloa ke nako ea hau? Na u thabetse ho e bala? Na ho na le metlae ee ea bohlanya e entseng hore u bososele?
Haeba u natefeloa ke sengoloa sena, ka kopo se arolelane le metsoalle ea hau mecheng ea litaba tsa sechaba.
Batho ba natefeloa ke metlae e monate ea liner, ka hona, arolelana poso ena hona joale.
Haeba u ka e arolelana, ke tla leboha haholo. U tla be u thusa blogger e chesehang ho fihlela bamameli ba bangata.
Tšehetso ea hau e ananeloa. Kea leboha.
Lingoliloeng tseo u ka li thabelang:
- Mantsoe a 30 a makhutšoane a qabolang a tla etsa hore u bososele
- Lipotso tse 50 tse qabolang tseo u ka li botsang mang kapa mang le ho tšeha
- Mantsoe a 37 a makhutšoane a qabolang le a hlabang
- Li-liner tse 25 tse ntle tse netefalitsoeng ho etsa hore u bososele
- Li-liner tse 30 tsa metlae tse nang le khauta e hloekileng
- 35 one-liners ka bophelo bo tla phahamisa pososelo
- Li-line-liners tse 21 tse ntle ka ho fetisisa tse kileng tsa ba teng. U tla rata Nomoro ea 15
- Li-liner tse 21 tse qabolang tse netefalitsoeng ho etsa hore u bososele
- Mantsoe a 15 a bohlale a tla etsa hore mang kapa mang a bososele
- Bakhethoa ba 50 ba metlae e khuts'oane ea letsatsi ho phahamisa pososelo
- Litakatso tse 50 tsa letsatsi la tsoalo tse qabolang tsa likarete le limpho tsa metsoalle
- 37 line e le 'ngoe tse qabolang tse qotsitsoeng ho khahlisa letsatsi la hau
- Li-liner tse 30 tse bohlale tse bohlale le tse bohlale
- Lipapali tse 21 tse ntle ka ho fetesisa le tse netefalitsoeng ho etsa hore u bososele
- 22 Murrayisms ho etsa hore balateli ba Murray Walker ba bososele
- Litlhaloso tse 20 tsa khale tsa Elaine Benes tse tla etsa hore u bososele
- Mehlala e 30 e qabolang ea profil kapa mokhoa oa ho se ngole e le 'ngoe
- Litlhaloso tse 15 tse qabolang tsa Spike Milligan ho phahamisa pososelo
- Litlhaloso tse 19 tse ntle ka ho fetisisa tsa Homer Simpson tse tla etsa hore u bososele
- 21 Del Boy e qotsa balateli ba Maoatla le Lipere feela
- Litlhaloso tse 15 tse qabolang tsa Mae West ho etsa hore u bososele
- 15 Haholo Funny One-Liners ka Billy Connolly
- Liphetoho tse 37 tse qabolang tsa ho sebetsana le batho ba se nang mekhoa
- Litlhaloso tse 30 tse ntle ka ho fetisisa tse tla etsa hore u bososele
- Mantsoe a 31 a monate a tsoang ho Larry David ho Curb Your Enthusiasm
- Litlhaloso tse 15 tse qabolang tsa Jerry Seinfeld ho khahlisa letsatsi la hau
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