Haeba o tshwana le nna, mmadi ya ratehang, o tla rata dibuka tse bohlale tsa one liners. Ke dula ke di bokella bukeng ya ka ya dingolwa.
Kajeno, ke nahanne ho arolelana le lona tse ling tsa tse ntle ka ho fetisisa tseo ke li fumaneng haufinyane.
Ke li fumane kaofela li qabola, 'me ke kholisehile hore le uena u tla li thabela.
Ka kopo li arolelane le metsoalle ea hau, empa eseng ho fihlela u e-na le monyetla oa ho tšeha.
Li-liner tse bohlale:
- Ke kopa ho qala ka metlae ea chimney. Ke na le bongata ba tsona. Ea pele e ka tlung. ~ Tim Vine
- Tsoa matšoao? Ba tseleng ea ho tsoa! ~ Tim Vine
- Ke hloile ho lula ka har'a sephethephethe hobane ke lula ke ferekanngoa. ~Milton Jones
- Conjunctivitis.com: Ke sebaka sa mahlo a bohloko. ~ Tim Vine
- Li-Hedgehogs: Ke hobane'ng ha li sa khone ho arolelana lekhoakhoa? ~Dan Antolpolski
- Qeto ea ka ea Selemo se Secha ke ho kena sebopehong. Ke khetha ho pota. ~Sarah Millican
- Mosebetsi o boima ka ho fetisisa oo nkileng ka ba le oona? Ho rekisa mamati, ka ntlo le ntlo. ~Bill Bailey
- Ke na le kleptomania. Empa ha e mpefala, ke e nkela ho hong. ~Ken Dodd
- Ke tloaetse ho kopana le kharebe ea ka ka 12:59 hobane ke rata nako ea motho a le mong. ~Tom Ward
- Ntate-moholo o ile a qapa balune ea moea e batang. Ha ho mohla e kileng ea tloha. ~Milton Jones
- Moahelani oa ka oa ntlo e haufi o rapela lipeipi tse ntšang mosi. Ke mofetoledi wa mokatoliki. ~ Tim Vine
- Nako e ntle ea ho eketsa nyeliso ho kotsi ke ha u saena samente ea motho e mong. ~Demetri Martin
- Ke ile ho reka borikhoe ba camouflage ka tsatsi le leng, empa ha kea ka ka bo fumana. ~Tommy Cooper
- Ke lorile maobane bosiu ha ke ntse ke khaola lihoete le Grim Reaper. Ho qoela ka lefu. ~ Tim Vine
- Ho thata ho tseba hore na batho ba rata ho kenela Sehlopha sa ka sa Sarcastic kapa che. ~Milton Jones
- Motsoako oa samente o ile oa thulana le vene ea chankana. Bakhanni ba likoloi ba kopuoa ho hlokomela linokoane tse 16 tse thata. ~Peter ka
- Palo ea peo e phofshoana, joale ke mosebetsi o boima; haholo-holo haeba u na le hayfever. ~Milton Jones
- Helvetica le Times New Roman ba ile ba kena bareng. "Ha re sebeletse mofuta oa hau!" Ho rialo ramotse. ~ Mongoli Ha A tsejoe
- Na u tseba phoofolo e bolaeang batho ba bangata lefatšeng? Notši ea Hepatitis. ~Milton Jones
- Ke ne ke hloka phasewete e bolelele ba litlhaku tse robeli, kahoo ke ile ka khetha Snow White le Seven Dwarves. ~Nick Helm
- Monna enoa o ile a re ho 'na: 'Ke tla u hlasela ka molala oa katara.' Ke ile ka re: 'Na hoo ke ho khathatseha?' ~ Tim Vine
- Litšoene tse peli li ne li kena ka bateng. E mong a re: 'Oo, oo, aah.' E mong a araba: 'Tsenya serame.' - Harry Hill
- Ke ne ke bapala chess le motsoalle oa ka, 'me a re, 'A re etse hore sena se be monate'. Kahoo re ile ra emisa ho bapala chess. ~Matt Kirshen
- Litlhapi tse peli li lutse ka tankeng. E mong o sheba e mong ’me o re: “Hela, na u tseba ho khanna ntho ee?” ~ Mongoli Ha A tsejoe
- Ke bone bloke ena e qoqa le cheetah. Ke ile ka nahana: 'O leka ho hula ka potlako.' ~ Tim Vine
Ka kopo arolelana poso ena le metsoalle ea hau:
Haeba u thabetse poso ena, 'mali ea ratehang, ka kopo e arolelane le metsoalle ea hau mecheng ea litaba tsa sechaba.
Ha o arolelana, bohle ba a hlola.
Kahoo ka kopo e arolelane hona joale. Haeba u ka nketsetsa joalo, ke tla leboha haholo. U tla be u thusa blogger e chesehang ho fihlela bamameli ba bangata. Kahoo e tla ba ketso ea hau e ntle bakeng sa letsatsi leo.
Haeba u rata litšeho tse ling, tobetsa lihokelong tse ka tlase. U tla fumana ho hongata ho etsa hore u bososele.
Lingoliloeng tseo u ka li thabelang:
- U tla rata mantsoe a 35 a makhutšoane empa a le monate haholo
- Metlae e 33 e qabolang bakeng sa bana ba lilemo li 5 e tla soma le batho ba baholo
- Lipapali tse 33 tse mpe, li tla etsa hore u bososele
- Li-puns tse 37 tse monate empa tse qabolang ho khantša letsatsi la hau
- Metlae e 25 e qabolang e qabolang
- Metlae le metlae e 25 ho thabisa motho
- Li-liner tse 35 tse khanyang tse tla etsa hore u bososele
- 21 Lintlha tse tsoang mangolong a litletlebo tse qabolang ho etsa hore u bososele
- Litlhaloso tse 21 tse qabolang tse ka tsietsang lesapo la hau le qabolang
- Li-puns tse 30 tse ntle ka ho fetisisa tse netefalitsoeng ho etsa hore u tšehe
- 15 Mantsoe a qotsitsoeng ka setsoalle a tla tsosa pososelo
- Metlae e 25 e bohlale e ka etsang hore u bososele
- Litlhaloso tse 20 tsa khale tsa Elaine Benes tse tla etsa hore u bososele
- Litlhaloso tse 15 tse qabolang tsa Spike Milligan ho phahamisa pososelo
- Litlhaloso tse 19 tse ntle ka ho fetisisa tsa Homer Simpson tse tla etsa hore u bososele
- 21 Del Boy e qotsa balateli ba Maoatla le Lipere feela
- Litlhaloso tse 15 tse qabolang tsa Mae West ho etsa hore u bososele
- Mantsoe a 25 a qabolang mabapi le ho tsofala ho tla u tsikinyetsa
- Litlhaloso tse 25 tse qabolang tse tla u tsikinyetsa haholo
- 15 Haholo Funny One-Liners ka Billy Connolly
- Liphetoho tse 37 tse qabolang tsa ho sebetsana le batho ba se nang mekhoa
- Metlae e 21 e khuts'oane ho u tsikinyetsa le ho khahlisa letsatsi la hau
- Litlhaloso tse 30 tse ntle ka ho fetisisa tse tla etsa hore u bososele
- Mantsoe a 31 a monate a tsoang ho Larry David ho Curb Your Enthusiasm
- Litlhaloso tse 15 tse qabolang tsa Jerry Seinfeld ho khahlisa letsatsi la hau
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