Kana iwe uchitsvaga mamwe majee mapfupi ekuita kuti unyemwerere, saka heano 23 ayo ndinovimba achavhenekera zuva rako.
Hapana chinhu chakafanana nekuseka kuita kuti zuva rive rakajeka. Zvakanaka, ndinofunga kudaro, zvakadaro.
Saka, nakidzwa nekunakidzwa, uye wobva wazvipfuudza.
Witty Short Jokes:
- Ndakaona humbavha muApple Store. Zvinondiita Chapupu here?
- Q: Ko February akafanana naMarch? A: Kwete, asi April May
- Ndinotya nzendo refu, saka ndinoenda kure kure kuti ndidzinzvere.
- Q: Unoti chii mombe isina makumbo? A: Ground nyama yemombe.
- Kana mwana akaramba kurara panguva yekurara, ane mhosva yekuramba kuzorora here?
- Q: Mutengi wechando akati chii kune mutengi? A: Iva nezuva rakanaka!
- Mukaka ndiyo mvura inokurumidza kupfuura panyika. Inoitwa pasteurized usati watomboiona!
- Q: Sei zvidhindo zvichituhwina mumvura ine munyu? A: Nekuti mhiripiri mvura inoita kuti vahomwe!
- Ndainge ndotya maspeed bumps asi ndakazozvipedza zvishoma nezvishoma
- Q: dhadha rinomuka rinhi? A: Mangwanani-ngwanani.
- Musikana wangu akandisiya nekuda kwechitendero. Ainamata mari ini handina.
- Q: Nzou inobuda sei mumuti? A: Inogara pashizha uye inomirira kusvika Kudonha.
- Handiwanzotauri majee kuna Baba, asi pandinodaro, vanogara vachiseka.
- Q: Ndiani asingambofungi nezvekuvhiringwa pakati pemutsara? A: Musungwa.
- Ndakaenda kuna chiremba wangu kuti vaone kuti sei ndaitya nyoka zvakanyanya kudaro. Akati ndine chirwere chinokambaira.
- Q: Unoti chii mhembwe isina maziso? A: Hapana mhembwe yeziso.
- Mumwe musikana aiva muhofisi akandibvunza kana ndaiva nemusi weValentine's Day. Ndakamuudza kuti anogara ari February 14th, sekuziva kwangu.
- Q: Ndeupi muriwo wakarambidzwa pangarava dzevaongorori veArctic? A: Leeks!
- Harahwa inorohwa nemota ichibva yaunzwa kuchipatara. Mukoti anopinda mukamuri make ndokuti, “Changamire, makasununguka here?” Murume mukuru anopindura kuti, “Ndinorarama upenyu hwakanaka.”
- Q: Chii chaunopa kune nhanga iri kuedza kurega kusvuta? A: Chigamba chenhanga!
- Ndinotya zvivakwa zvakanyanyogadzirwa. Iyo yakaoma yakaoma yakaoma.
- Q: Ndeupi musiyano pakati pe snowman ne snowwoman? A: Snowballs!
- Ndakaona bhuku remasvomhu neduramazwi pane rimwe zuva manheru apfuura. Vaitaridza kunge vaive nemakemikari akanaka!
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