Unoda kupembedzwa zvishoma, muverengi anodiwa? Zvino pamwe mamwe eaya majee anosekesa achaita kuti unyemwerere.
Ndanga ndichitsvaga jenari rangu kune mamwe emhando yepamusoro-liner andakanzwa mumwedzi ichangopfuura, uye ndakasarudza mamwe akanakisa iwe chete.
Handikwanise kutsigira vanyori vemashoko ega ega, asi kana uchiziva, ndapota ndizivise kuburikidza nepeji yekuonana. Ndinoda chaizvo kuwedzera makiredhiti pazvinogoneka.
Panguva ino, zorora uye tora nguva shoma kuti unakirwe neaya majee anosekesa.
Majee anosekesa (1-10):
- Mosesi aive nehwendefa rekutanga rakabatana negore.
- Ndinogona kutaura mutauro wechipiri here? Kutuka kune basa here?
- Chokwadi hana yangu yakachena. Hazvina kumboshandiswa.
- Ndiri kusaziva uye ndisingakendengi here? Handizivi uye handina basa nazvo.
- Kana mabhiza ako asingaputi, ipapo chidyiro chako chinofanira kunge chiri kupfuta.
- Ndeapi mazwi maviri anonyanya kufarirwa neshaki? Murume pamusoro!
- Ndine moyo weshumba. Izvo ndakawana kurambidzwa kwehupenyu hwose kubva kunzvimbo inochengeterwa mhuka.
- Mana emazwi akanakisa mumutauro weChirungu. Ndakuudza kudaro!
- Dai ndaiva nemasendi makumi mashanu pabvunzo dzemasvomhu dzese dzandaifoira, ndingadai ndava ne$50 pari zvino.
- Ndakanzwa rwiyo paredhiyo pamusoro pematortilla. Chaizvoizvo, yaive yakawanda yerap.
Majee anosekesa (11-20):
- Ini ndinofunga mabhodhi machena chinhu chinoshamisa chekugadzira? Zvirokwazvo, vanoshamisa.
- Ini handizive kuti sei, asi ivo vanoti ndiri kuzvidzikisira. Ndiko kutaura pasi kuvanhu.
- Chinhu chimwe chete chandingataura pamusoro pemazuva ekare akanaka ndechokuti ndakanga ndisiri munhu akanaka kana kuti mukuru.
- Vasiye vachida zvakawanda inguva dzose mazano makuru kunze kwekunge iwe ukashanda mukuyamura njodzi.
- Unoti kudii nyama yakapfava iri pakati pemazino eshaki? Mushambiri ane nhamo.
- Mukuda kuseka? Tanga kupopotedzana nemumwe munhu kana aine mafi.
- Kana isu tisingambofaniri kudya pakati pehusiku, saka mubvunzo uri pachena ndewokuti, "Sei firiji ine mwenje?"
- Ndaiva nezvinetso zvendangariro zvenguva pfupi, naizvozvo ndakaenda kunoona chiremba wangu. Aida kubhadharwa kare.
- Ndakaverenga mupepanhau kuti semicolon yakatyora mutemo. Mitsara miviri yakatevedzana, sezviri pachena.
- 250 pounds paNyika yakafanana ne95 pounds paMercury. Saka handina mafuta; Ndiri kurarama panyika isiri iyo.
Majee anosekesa (21-25):
- Chii chaunowana paunomuka pazuva rekushanda, uchingoona kuti wapera kofi? A depresso.
- Pandakamuka mangwanani aya, handina kukwanisa kurangarira kuti zuva rinobuda nedivi ripi. Ipapo zvakabva zvaita kwandiri.
- Zvino pane musiyano pakati pemurume anodya nhungirwa nemashizha uye murume anodya, anopfura nemashizha.
- Kana kusvuura hanyanisi kuchikuita kuti udonhe misodzi mishomanana, saka usagadzira hukama hwepfungwa navo pakutanga.
- Vakadzi vanofanira kubvumidzwa kuita vana mushure memakore makumi mana here? Zvakanaka, isarudzo yavo, asi makumi mana anoita sevana vakawandisa kwandiri.
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