Kana iwe uchida mapfupi, makotesheni anosetsa, saka ini ndawana mashoma aunofanirwa kunakidzwa nawo. Ona kuti zvingani zveizvi zvaunogona kushanda muzuva rako.
Heano makumi matatu mapfupi, makotesheni anosetsa andakakuchengetera iwe muverengi anodiwa, uye ese achasimudza kunyemwerera. Vakandisekerera chaizvo.
Nakidzwa nazvo zvese.
Uye ndapota, inzwa wakasununguka kuzvipfuudza.
Mashoko mapfupi anosetsa (1-10):
Hupenyu hwangu hunoda kugadziriswa.
Anoseka pekupedzisira haana kuchiwana.
Kana pasina chinoenda kurudyi, enda kuruboshwe.
Hupenyu hwakaoma. Pamusoro pazvo, zvinokuuraya.
Kana usina hanya, hazvina basa.
Kana ndikakupa chigunwe, waiwana.
Nderipi rimwe izwi rekuti "thesaurus"?
Dai wallet yangu yauya nemarefills emahara.
Kana uchifunga kuti ndiri mupfupi, edza kuedza kushivirira kwangu.
Kufambira mberi kugona kwemunhu kuomesa zvinhu zviri nyore.
Mashoko mapfupi anosetsa (11-20):
Chikwama changu chafanana nehanyanisi; kuvhura kunondichemedza.
Kana shangu yeCinderella yakanyatsokwana, nei yakadonha?
Kuseri kwemurume mukuru wese kune mukadzi achitenderedza maziso.
Handitizi basa rakaoma; Ndine husimbe hwekumhanya.
Usatora hupenyu zvakanyanya. Haufe wakabuda uri mupenyu.
handisi munhu. Hapana munhu akakwana. Nokudaro, ndakakwana.
Kana uchipisa kupfuura ini, zvinoreva kuti ndinotonhorera kupfuura iwe.
Chokwadi, ndaisazofira zvandinotenda; Ndinogona kunge ndisina kururama.
Pamwe tikaudza vanhu kuti huropi iapp, vanotanga kuishandisa.
Kana tisingafaniri kudya usiku, nei mufiriji muine chiedza?
Mashoko mapfupi anosetsa (21-30):
Kuona mhungu mumba mangu hazvityisi. Zvinotyisa kana zvanyangarika.
Ko ndingadei kujoiner club ipi zvayo ingandiite senhengo?
Kunyarara igoridhe kunze kwekunge uine vana; zvobva zvangonyumwa chete.
Dambudziko rehupenyu nderekuti zvinhu zvese zvakanaka hazvisi pamutemo, unzenza, kana kufudza.
Vakati, “Usaedze izvi kumba,” saka ndauya kumba kwako kuzozviedza.
Dzimwe nguva ndinoshuva kuti dai ndaiva octopus kuitira kuti ndirove vanhu vasere panguva imwe chete.
Kunzwisisa kwakafanana nekunhuhwirira; avo vanoida zvakanyanya havamboishandisa.
Chinangwa changu pakupera kwevhiki ino ndechekufamba zvakaringana kuti vanhu vasafunge kuti ndafa.
Kungoti zvinhu zvandaitaura zvairevesa hazvireve kuti vaive vasina chokwadi.
Mubhedha wangu inzvimbo yemashiripiti apo ndinoerekana ndarangarira zvese zvandakakanganwa kuita.
Chikumbiro chine ruremekedzo:
Saka muverengi anodiwa, iyi positi yanga ichinakidza uye yakakosha maminetsi mashoma enguva yako?
Mashoko mapfupi aya anonakidza here? Aikusetsa here? Kana zvakadaro, ndapota tumirai positi iyi neshamwari dzenyu pasocial media.
Paunogovana, munhu wese anokunda. Nguva dzose ipfungwa yakanaka kupfuudza kunyemwerera.
Isa nyemwerero pachiso chemumwe munhu, uye waita basa rako rakanaka rezuva. Saka enda mberi, ndapota govera iyi post ikozvino.
Ipapo pamwe ungada kumwe kuseka? Wobva wadzvanya pane zvinongedzo pazasi.
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