60 ane hungwaru one-liners uye makotesheni ekuita kuti unyemwerere

Nhasi, ndinokupai mashoko anonakidza uye ekunyemwerera, muverengi anodiwa.

Kana iwe uine nguva yakaoma, mushonga wakanakisa wekuvandudza manzwiro aunoita kuseka kudiki uye mashoma makotesheni anozoenderana newe.

Mune iyo blog post inotevera, pane pfuma yekupenya kwehungwaru uye njere. Akasarudzwa nemaoko, aya makotesheni haasi mazwi chete - mirazvo midiki yezuva yakaputirwa mumasyllables.

Saka, nyura mune iri dhamu rinonakidza uye rega mazwi afadze pfupa rako rinosekesa uye areruse mwoyo wako!

Uye ndapota, inzwa wakasununguka kuzvipfuudza kushamwari dzako.

Zvinotaurwa kuti unyemwerere (1-10):

1. Handisi munhu asinganzwisisiki; Ini ndiri edition ine mashoma.
2. Ndingaonda, asi ndinovenga kurasikirwa.
3. Kukura kwandinoita, ndiko kunotanga kunonoka.
4. Dai ndaiva shiri, ndinoziva wandaizochera.
5. Handina nungo. Ndiri mukuchengetedza simba.
6. Ndinoshuva kuti dai vanhu vakawanda vaikwanisa kunyarara.
7. Hupenyu hupfupi. Nyemwerera uchine mazino.
8. Kana kushushikana kwakapisa macalorie, ndingadai ndiri supermodel.
9. Kumba kwangu kwaive kwakachena svondo rakapera. Ndine urombo, wazvipotsa.
10. Pamusoro, sarudzo dzakaipa dzinoita nyaya dzakanaka.

Zvinotaurwa kuti unyemwerere (11-20):

11. Usambovimba nemasitepisi; vanogara vachigadzirira chimwe chinhu.
12. Kuva munhu mukuru kunonyanya kungoita Googling maitiro ekuita zvinhu.
13. Ndakatevera moyo wangu, uchibva wanditungamidza ndakananga mufiriji.
14. Handina rondedzero yemabhaketi, asi rondedzero yangu yezvekuita yakareba maira.
15. Hongu, ndiri kugona zvakanyanya, ndinogona kuzviita nemeso angu akavhara!
16. Zera ingori nhamba yemakore nyika yanga ichinakidzwa newe.
17. Kuva nezvirimwa mumba inzira yakanaka yekuita kunge une hupenyu hwako pamwechete.
18. Iwe unoziva iwe uri mukuru kana iwe uchinakidzwa nechiponji chitsva chekicheni.
19. Kana iwe uchifunga kuti hapana ane hanya kana iwe uri mupenyu, edza kupotsa kaviri yako yenguva dzose yekubhadhara chikwereti.
20. Murapi wangu akandiudza nzira yekuwana rugare rwechokwadi rwemukati kupedzisa zvandakatanga. Kusvika parizvino, ndapedza mabhegi maviri eM&Ms, masaga mana eMaltesers nekeke rechokoreti. Ndave kutonzwa zviri nani.

Zvinotaurwa kuti unyemwerere (21-30):

21. Kana kuva munhu mukuru uri muto, saka ini ndiri forogo.
22. handina kunonoka; Ndiri kungoshanda mune imwe nzvimbo yenguva.
23. Kana uchipisa kupfuura ini, ndofunga ndinotonhorera kupfuura iwe.
24. Ndave nemavhiki maviri ndiri pakudya uye chandakarasikirwa nemazuva gumi nemana chete.
25. Chiitwa chete chinoitwa nevamwe vanhu kusvetuka kusvika pamhedzisiro.
26. Vamwe vanhu vakaita semakore. Pavanonyangarika, izuva rakanaka.
27. Iwe haumbonyatsonzwisisa chimwe chinhu kutozosvikira waedza kutsanangurira mwana mudiki.
28. Mitsetse yakafanana ine zvakawanda zvakafanana. Zvinonyadzisa kuti havazombosangana.
29. Kuseka kwakafanana nemupukusi wepamhepo; haimise mvura asi inoita kuti urambe uchienda.
30. Ini nemubhedha wangu tine hukama hunokosha; takakwana kune mumwe nemumwe. Asi wachi yangu yearamu inoita seisinganzwisisi.

Zvinotaurwa kuti unyemwerere (31-40):

31. Handina kugumbuka, ndanga ndichiita ongororo yegiravhiti.
32. Kana hupenyu hunokupa mavise, unogona kunge uine dyslexia.
33. Kana usingakwanise kurarama pasina ini, sei usati wafa?
34. Kana shangu yeCinderella yakanga yakakwana zvakakwana, sei yakawa?
35. Chocolate ndiyo mhinduro. Ndiani ane hanya kuti mubvunzo ndeupi?
36. Ndiri kunyora bhuku rekuverengera. Ndotanga mangwana.
37. Firiji muenzaniso wakakwana wezvinokosha zviri mukati.
38. Hupenyu hwekuvandudza: Parizvino wakazvibata zvese pamwe chete nepini yebobby.
39. Mari yangu yebhangi chiyeuchidzo chenguva dzose kuti ndakachengeteka kubva pakubirwa zvitupa.
40. Kukanganisa munhu. Kuzvipa mhosva kune mumwe munhu kunoratidza kugona kwekutungamira.

Zvinotaurwa kuti unyemwerere (41-50):

41. Kuekisesaiza? Ndine urombo, ndafunga kuti wati, 'zvekuwedzera fries'.
42. Ndakaedza kubvumirana kamwe chete. Zvakaipisisa maminetsi maviri ehupenyu hwangu.
43. Ndangariro yangu yehudiki haisi yekubhadhara zvikwereti.
44. Handidi zvekurudziro mangwanani. Ndinoda kofi.
45. Ukaona ndichitaura ndega ziva kuti ndiri kuita musangano wevashandi.
46. Hupenyu hwakafanana nemupumburu webepa rechimbuzi. Kuswedera kwaunoita kumagumo, ndiko kukurumidza kwainoenda.
47. Chishuwo changu chikuru muhupenyu ndechekuti mumwe munhu angandida sekuda kwandinoda chocolate cake.
48. Kudya Zuva 1: Ndabvisa chikafu chese chisina kunaka kubva mumba. Zvainaka.
49. Iwe hausati wanyanya kuchembera kukanda zvinhu zvisina tsarukano mungoro dzekutenga dzevanhu ivo vasiri kutarisa.
50. Mari haigoni kutenga mufaro. Asi inogona kutenga waini nechokoreti, izvo zvakafanana zvakafanana.

Zvinotaurwa kuti unyemwerere (51-60):

51. Parizvino handitarisirwi. Ndinoziva, zvinondishamisawo.
52. Hongu, ndine six-pack. Iyo inongodzivirirwa neyakagadzika yemafuta.
53. Kuseri kwaamai vese vanoshanda kune kofi yakawanda.
54. Iwe unoziva kuti wakura apo makenduru ako anodhura kupfuura keke rako.
55. Ndinofunga kuti ndinoda magirazi nokuti ndinoramba ndichiona vanhu vane zviso zviviri.
56. Kunzwisisa kushoma mazuva ano, zvekuti kunofanirwa kutorwa sesimba guru.
57. Kana isu tisingafanirwe kuve nekudya pakati pehusiku, nei muine mwenje mufiriji?
58. Dzimwe nguva danho rekutanga rekuregerera kuona kuti mumwe munhu ibenzi rakakwana.
59. Handina kumbomhanya. Saka ukaona ndichimhanya mhanyawo nekuti pane chinhu chinotyisa chave kundidzingirira.
60. Paunoona kuti kushushikana kunongova madhirita anopereterwa kumashure, iwe unonzwisisa kukosha kwekunyaradza chikafu.

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