
Nhasi ndiri kuongorora mamwe makotesheni pamavambo matsva uye kukosha kwekugamuchira shanduko zvakanaka.
Kana uri kutanga chitsauko chitsva, muverengi anodiwa, nyura muhuchenjeri hwemazera.
Kunyangwe iwe uri kuvhura peji nyowani mune yako wega nyaya kana kutsvaga kurudziro paunenge uchigadzirisa mafambiro ako, aya makotesheni asingagumi pamavambo matsva anogona kuve mwenje wako unotungamira.
Izvi zvakasarudzwa nemunyori wako kubva kune dzimwe pfungwa huru uye vanofunga kubva panguva yemazuva ano kusvika kune yekare.
Imwe neimwe quote inopa dosi yekurudziro iyo ingangove inokonzeresa yekusvetuka kwako kukuru kunotevera. Saka, verenga ese uye uzvishongedze nekukurudzira kwaunoda kumbundira shanduko uye kubata simba rekutanga patsva.
Nakidzwa nazvo zvese uye, ndapota, inzwa wakasununguka kuzvipfuudza.
Mashoko pamusoro peKutanga Kutsva (1-10):
- Zvakanaka nguva dzose kuita shamwari itsva. ~Jose Feliciano
- Kunakidzwa kwehupenyu kunopfuura nzvimbo yako yekunyaradza. ~Joseph Crosby
- Mavambo matsva ega ega anobva kune mamwe magumo ekutanga. ~Seneca
- Nezuva idzva kunouya simba idzva nemifungo mitsva. ~Eleanor Roosevelt
- Munhu asina kumbokanganisa haana kumboedza chinhu chitsva. ~Albert Einstein
- Kana iwe uchida kubudirira iwe unofanirwa kurwisa nzira nyowani, pane kufamba nzira dzakasakara dzebudiriro inogamuchirwa. ~John D. Rockefeller
- Pane zvakawanda zvinoda kutaurwa nezvekutanga kutsva. Kuenda neushingi munzira yezvitsva zvitsva uye kutora dindingwe kuti rikwire. ~Lucius B. Wack
- Tinoramba tichienda kumberi, tichivhura mikova mitsva, nekuita zvinhu zvitsva nekuti tinoda kuziva uye kuda kuziva kunoramba kuchititungamirira munzira itsva. ~Walt Disney
- Usarega kutya kana kusachengeteka kuchikutadzisa kuedza zvinhu zvitsva. Tenda mauri. Ita zvaunoda. Uye zvinonyanya kukosha, iva netsitsi kune vamwe, kunyangwe iwe usingavadi. ~Stacy London
- Mufaro wehupenyu unobva mukusangana kwedu nezviitiko zvitsva, uye nekudaro hapana mufaro unopfuura wekuva nemhepo inoshanduka isingaperi, kuti zuva rega rega tive nezuva idzva uye rakasiyana. ~Christopher McCandless

Mashoko pamusoro peKutanga Kutsva (11-20):
- Usafunge nezvekutanga kutsva asi mukana wekupazve simba hupenyu hwako. ~Philomena Mangan
- Iwe hauzombofi wakasvika pachigadziko chechipiri kana uchitya kubvisa tsoka yako kutanga. ~Albert Moreton
- Chinetso chacho hachisati chiri zvikurukuru mukukudziridza mifungo mitsva asi mukunzvenga ekare. ~John Maynard Keynes
- Yave nguva yekuonekana, asi ndinofunga kuti goodbyes dzakasuwa uye ndoda kuti mhoroi. Mhoro kune chiitiko chitsva. ~Ernie Harwell
- Kana zvinonetsa zvauya muhupenyu hwako zvinokupwanya kwekanguva, asi kana zvaitwa newe unoshanduka uve munhu mutsva. ~Madalsa Sharma
- Buda kunze kwenzvimbo yako yekunyaradza. Iwe unogona chete kukura kana iwe uchida kunzwa kusagadzikana uye kusagadzikana kana iwe uchiedza chimwe chinhu chitsva. ~Brian Tracy
- Ndagara ndichifadzwa netarisiro yezuva idzva, kuedza kutsva, kumwezve kutanga, pamwe nemashiripiti akamirira kumwe kuseri kwemangwanani. ~JB Priestley
- Hapana chimwe chinhu chakaoma zvikuru kutora muruoko, chine ngozi zvikuru kuitisa, kana kuti chisiri chokwadi mukubudirira kwayo, kupfuura kutungamirira mukusuma nhevedzano itsva yezvinhu. ~Niccolo Machiavelli
- Isu tinoumbwa nematambudziko atinosangana nawo uye zviitiko zvedu zvakanaka nezvakaipa. Chiitiko chitsva chega chega mukana wekuvaka hunhu hwedu uye kuva munhu watakagara takarongerwa kuva. ~Tom Irwell
- Zuva rega rega mukana mutsva. Unogona kuvakira pakubudirira kwezuro kana kuisa kutadza kwayo kumashure wotanga patsva. Ndizvo zvakaita hupenyu, nemutambo mutsva mazuva ese, uye ndozvakaita baseball. ~Bob Feller

Mashoko pamusoro peKutanga Kutsva (21-30):
- Ndichazvisikira nyika itsva. ~Frederic Chopin
- Chikwata chese chaunotambira, unosangana neshamwari itsva. ~Jonas Valanciunas
- Pane nguva dzose dambudziko idzva kuti urambe uchikurudzirwa. ~Sean Connery
- Zuva rimwe nerimwe idzva rine chimiro chakasiyana naro. Unongoumburuka nazvo. ~Ben Zobrist
- Zuva rega rega izuva idzva, uye haufe wakakwanisa kuwana mufaro kana ukasaenderera mberi. ~Carrie Underwood
- Zuva nezuva ndinonzwa makomborero anobva kuna Mwari. Uye ndinozviona sekutanga kutsva. Ehe, zvese zvakanaka. ~Muchinda
- Mufaro wechokwadi unobva mumufaro wemabasa akaitwa zvakanaka, chido chokusika zvinhu zvitsva. ~Antoine de Saint-Exupery
- Chiratidzo chevanhu vakabudirira ndechekuti vanogara vachizvitambanudza kuti vadzidze zvinhu zvitsva. ~Carol S. Dweck
- Mutsara unonyanya kunakidza kunzwa musayenzi, uyo unozivisa zvitsva zvitsva, hausi 'Eureka!' asi 'Zvinosetsa!' ~ Isaac Asimov
- Chinjo inogona kutyisa, uye muedzo kazhinji kazhinji wokudzivisa. Asi shanduko dzinenge dzinogara dzinopa mikana - yekudzidza zvinhu zvitsva, kufunga zvakare maitiro akaneta, nekuvandudza nzira yatinoshanda nayo. ~Klaus Schwab

Mashoko pamusoro peKutanga Kutsva (31-40):
- Nguva yega yega mavambo matsva. ~TS Eliot
- Kutanga ndicho chikamu chakakosha chebasa. ~ Plato
- Kune zvinhu zviri nani zviri mberi kupfuura zvatinosiya. ~CS Lewis
- Hapana chinhu chiri muchadenga chinogona kukukonesa kurega uye kutanga patsva. ~Guy Finley
- Usamirira kusvika mamiriro akwana kuti utange. Kutanga kunoita kuti mamiriro acho ave akakwana. ~Alan Cohen
- Nhanho yekutanga yekuenda kune imwe nzvimbo ndeyekusarudza kuti hausi kuzogara pauri. ~JP Morgan
- Regedza nezuro. Regai nhasi rive mavambo matsva uye ive yakanakisisa yaunokwanisa, uye uchasvika paunoda Mwari kuti uve. ~Joel Osteen
- Tanga nhasi. Zivisa nenzwi guru kupasi rose kuti wakagadzirira kurega kutamburira uye nechido chokudzidza kuburikidza nemufaro. ~Sarah Ban Breathnach
- Hazvina kumbononoka kuva zvauri kuda kuva. Ndinovimba unorarama hupenyu hwaunodada nahwo, uye kana ukaona kuti hausi, ndinovimba une simba rekutanga patsva. ~F. Scott Fitzgerald
- Kutanga patsva kunogona kuve chinhu chinotyisa munyika yese, kungave kusiya mudiwa, chikoro, timu, shamwari kana chero chimwe chinhu chinonzwa senge chikamu chakakosha chehunhu hwedu asi kana ura hwako hwakuudza kuti uzviite, unoteerera. . ~Jennifer DeLucy
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